General WTF Thread

ITT: Things that make/made you go "wtf?"

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SERIOUSLY WHAT!?

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This is one of the truly weirdest Sup Forums related things that I have ever seen.

Take note dogfucker, this is your next arc

This is a photoshop.

What's not to understand? Sabrina is a godless heathen and so the lord's creatures instinctively murder her.

Nope just a phrase no one uses anymore.

I don't get it

Every time I see this I think "Man, I could go for some grapefruit right now"

Alan Moore, everyone

Nope
"solid dick" was slang for the hard truth or unvarnished truth

fun fact: Dan Parent drew quite a bit of Archie v Sharknado on the plane to a convention. The fucker's trying to break Kirby's record for "only stops to shit"

which explains why "DICK" is made entirely from characters already on the page 20 years before digital lettering was possible

yes truly you are the rusemaster here

I wanna fuck his puckering arm hole
But that's just me

You're a moron.

The spacing is all janked up, too.

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>Aku's got special boots for storytelling

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A sentient mathematical equation that can enter you and erase you.

THAT'S THE WHAT.

Fuck off, Sup Forums. Nobody else would fall for this shit.

..Wait, it's a Heroic Anti-Life Equation?

I wouldn't go that far, but it seems as something like that.

nani?

The Venture Bros. had a lot of source material to draw upon it would seem.

This absolutely HAS to be an edit.

Ha.

An equation that is anti-life, yes

plorp plorp plorp plub.

That's how Injustice should've ended.

Man, you newfags just cannot appreciate the depraved majesty of the Silver and Bronze Ages.

Oh snap!

I'm reminded of that one scene from Flapjack.

Aku's gotta stave off boredom any way he can. Even if it means tricking Jack in the cruelest of ways twice

So... shapeshifting death lords get bored the comic?

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Come on Jack, falling for the same trick twice?

BALLS DEEP, SAMURAI.

That's a dysfunctional relationship right there.

Aku should just profess his love already.

Come on Aku, just admit you've got a thing for the quiet but dangerous types. We won't tell.

Well, there are also sentient, teleporting transvestite streets in the DCverse, so...

The hell were they smoking when they came up with this?

According to morrison he stopped taking drugs before he started writing for DC. He's obviously lying.

Morrison's reached Salvador Dali tier. He no longer takes drugs, he is drugs

Child endangerment! It's not a true comic without it...

It's supposed to be based on a Pun for a real life Drag Queen Performer, Danny La Rue. Which is french for "The Street."

Also, sadly Brick Bat does not kill people by beating them to death with that brick, always sort of disappointed me. Instead the Brick just sprays poison everywhere, because why the hell not?

It's actually not as crazy as you think it is. Danny The Street is a pun based on noted Drag Queen Danny LeRue, which literally translates from french as "Danny The Street.".

So it's not a lol-so-random drug idea, it's just an incredibly literal pun.

Darn that's crazy.

What's the original, anyways? I've never been able to find out what it was from.

Somehow "just sprays poison everywhere" is infinitely funnier to me

Do you ever get tired of insulting me for no profit?
Also
>next arc
>Costanza
that was mathematically derived condescending sarcasm.

>The Batman
>but in a suit
>carries around a single brick everywhere
>is called "The Brick Bat"
>signature power/skill is spraying poison everywhere
It just gets better and better

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Wh-where did he hide the flashlight?

...Dave Bautista?

I think what gets me the most is that his arms don't detatch at the point where the color and texture dramatically shifts.

Here's the full panel

Why is Iron Fist wearing an 80s gym teacher uniform?

Holy shit, is this where that weird flattening porn came from?

tsundere/ yandere fusion? mastermindere?

i like it.

>tfw no girl will ever manipulate you into loving her

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Anyone have that 'Supergirl pimple'. You know the one...

speaking of aku

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>just blast the baby in the face to see what fucking happens

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Try to beat this I dare you mother fuckers!

Trying to explain this only makes it more confusing

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Is that a wormhole? Is Superman literally using his hands to bend space-time?

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That's a Boom tube, and yes, he is bending it with his bare hands.

Do you think Clark and Lois race play?

The most (you) s I've seen for a non get post.....

Thanks i way waiting for someone to screencap that

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That is most definitely not how you go about telling someone you like them in "that way"

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why does he wear a penis hat?

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Obviously the only WTF thing there is the Iron Nose

Seanbaby is cheating

what

Of course

He's Superman, retarded powers is his shtick