I made a big mistake, Sup Forums. I decided to go to the movies for a second date...

I made a big mistake, Sup Forums. I decided to go to the movies for a second date, and i have no fucking clue what movie we should go and see. I really want to see Blade Runner, but it's 3 hours and i'm afraid she'll get bored.

I could also just pirate something and watch that at home, but i don't wanna seem cheap.

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>and i'm afraid she'll get bored.
that's the whole point you fuckwit. she'll be grabbing your cock after an hour because she's so fucking bored.

>Implying men with vaginas will be able to understand Blade Runner

just go see bladerunner you fag

its a good movie

I think the safest bet for a date with a female is an inoffensive comedy.

You already fucked up. There is no saving it now. You should have found out more about her, so you could suggest something she might also like. You Dunn Goofed.

Download DRIVE dude and watch it with pic related

you virgin

You can go and watch Thor 3, it is a safe bet unless she is uber pretentious. Jigsaw is another option because scary movies is a given in a date.

For the 2nd u do a movie at ur or her place
Or dinner then a movie at her or ur place
Say there really isnt anything in theatres you wanna see and suggest you watch some movie you havent seen on netflix

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you can be a normal person and say you want to do something else instead

you cant go wrong with a marvel flick. there is that new THOR flick out now, go see that. guaranteed success.

is she a hipster girl? if not take her to thor 3. starring at hemsworth and hiddleston will get her fired up

thor probably isn't a bad idea. marvel is pretty mainstream now, and thor is supposed to be pretty light-hearted/gotg-esque

just watch Thor and ask her if she is more a Thor or a Loki gal

>you can be a normal person and say you want to do something else instead


But i'm not a normal person. Why the fuck do you think i'm acting Sup Forums for date advice?

just take her into an alley and fuck her you stupid virgin

Take your boipussi to Thor.

have you considered asking her what she wants to see

don't worry bro being a normie isn't that hard

remember the date has to be fun for you as well, it's not all about pleasing the woman

Dont do this

Kingsman (maybe if it's still available)
It
Thor Ragnarok
Murder on the Orient Express

or ask her if she has any suggestions?

>remember the date has to be fun for you as well, it's not all about pleasing the woman


That's what the alcohol is for

t. nu-male progressive beta cuck

Nono, you have to be assertive

Fucking lmao, greentext the first "date" so I can laugh even harder.

lol, never change Sup Forums

do people seriously still go on "dates"? i thought that was just a movie/tv show thing

You have to keep in mind that we're talking about a woman here, and women cannot really appreciate a good movie. Especially not the unfiltered kino that is BR2048

I'm sorry if you have been dating idiots and retards so far, user.

t. numale

are you a girl? b my gf

I found a documentary about you
youtube.com/watch?v=sJ8EAwRauoM

t. angry virgin

are you a girl or not?

t. virgin mad he only gets chubby ugly girls while i get supreme pussy

i want a gf Sup Forums

>t. spineless numale

BTFO

They made one about you as well:
youtube.com/watch?v=SOzLYJ_QSnA

>all i want is a qt Sup Forums bf to hold hands and watch movies with
>all you weird fucks live on the coasts or somewhere in yurop

fucks sake

This is amazing holy shit. It's like Sup Forums is making sense now

Lmao

faggot detected

so you look like the girl in the OP? If so, i can help you out

any girls ITT?

>going to movies on a date

you're meant to interact with each other, particularly with alcohol

Holy shit how did this get made

It's a second date you illiterate. I already fingered her on the first date.

are you like 14

English is not my first language what does he mean fingered

>I decided to go to the movies for a second date
That's your mistake.
Now you get to sit next to a semi stranger in SILENCE for two(2) hours.
That is the worst date. About 20 times you will each worry about what to do and what to say,if you are allowed to say anything.
Walk to and then away from a coffee shop/diner.... anything but a movie.
If you are near a city/river walk do that,you get to talk and the option to do something else is an option at any moment,you don't have to wait for credits to roll.
What if one of you hates the movie,too bad gotta wait about two hours while resenting the person next to you.
Normal date,this sucks,wanna split user?
Then you say yes

tl;dr Movie dates are a shit!

>already fingered her on the first date.
Where's the problem then, you dumb retard?

he gave her the sneed

I didn't really finger her, i just had a dreamd that i did.

she put her finger in his ass

>youtube.com/watch?v=sJ8EAwRauoM
This is hilarious

speedster is that you?

fingers in vagina, bruh

how many times are you going to reply to that post?

Nigger listen to some Enya and channel your masculinity

You can stop samefagging your shitty docu now, we already saw it two years ago.

hot

I actually really like Delerium and Enigma (though i'd never admit to that IRL), so this comment is pretty hurtful.

Are you new to life? Does it occur to you that I'm not the only person who hasn't seen this yet?

>I really want to see Blade Runner, but it's 3 hours and i'm afraid she'll get bored.

Then she's not worth the effort.

Just watch Thor or some other lowest common multiple drivel and youre set; if you go and enjoy Blade runner and she doesn't you won't have much to talk about and youll either make her feel less for not enjoying a quality movie and spendiing 3 hours on it or shell be afraid of her "bad" tastes when its her turn to invite you to something.

stop pretending faggot

Eat a dick, nigger

just be yourself

when you scoop up your smegma and you put it under her nose, like an invitation

kys

>be myself
>murder her

Man. It's been years since that happened to me. I'm sad now.

>tfw my gf of almost two years keeps reminding me that i put her through Lola Rennt and Three colors:Blue on her second date and that she just pretended to like them just so i didn't feel bad.

just get a vibrator you gay cuck

If she can't appreciate Lola Rennt then she's not the one.

how do i get a gf like the one in op? as a hispanic

Is this satire?

no

the last time i posted my pic Sup Forums told me im a 6/10 and that im damaged goods because i have self harm scars on my arms

>liking women's movies more than women do
Ouch! time for the sex change

Wait until human cloning becomes widespread and then start collecting hairs.

It's not the same, you little virgin. But thanks for sharing that you're insecure about your masculinity

no it isnt

Well, they're not wrong

>it's not the same!
closet fag detected

>Lola Rennt
>Three colors:Blue
>women's movies
Time for a lobotomy

Dedo en la vagina

This is a parody right?

they are, but not like you can tell.

>Masturbation and sex are the same thing
You're a literal virgin

No, that's how incels really are.

>being this insecure about your homosexual desires
really sad

user I’m currently working on a 8/10 qt Korean girl. On the first meeting I watched stranger things with her and tomorrow I’m gonna take her to an Botanical Garden and then show her the city.
My advise skip the cinema and do something more special with her. There has to be something we’re you life that is worth checking out

yeah but im pretty sure most Sup Forums posters are damaged goods in some way

Rope yourself, you human meme

>8/10 korean qt

Ask for her pre-op pictures to see what your children might look like.

it's fine if you like woman's movies, just don't be surprised when even women are repulsed.

Are you retarded?

>Incel