What would you change in the inevitable reboot?

What would you change in the inevitable reboot?

Remove the lez garbage and replace it with dimensional characters.

I actually thing the personality is one of the things this show does well, at least for characters like Greg, Pearl, and to a lesser extent Jasper.

Remove filler
Remove townie episodes
Remove Lars, Sadie and Ronaldo
Uproot Zuke and all she brought to the table

Take it to your shit general.

Adding to this.
Remove Greg
Remove Connie
Remove Lion
Remove Steven

But then we get the people who don't think anything needs to be changed.

So instead you get people who think you and your show is cancerous garbage. Good going.

So basically turn it into all-female Transformers?

I'd watch that.

An actual schedule.

I'd watch anything but SU.
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We should just make a prequel show about the Gem War
Preferably from the Diamond's POV

More memes

Only if the prequel ends with Greg getting killed off and the Gems not noticing it.

I don't get the hateboner for Greg.
I kinda like him. The father son dynamic they used to play up is nice.

No it isn't. It's Peter-Chris Griffin 2.0.

>used to
Did you see the new Steven Bomb?

I can understand how you wouldn't like that but I really don't get how you could think that.
Yes, and it was great, but it didn't give off the vibe of father/son that we saw in season 1. Steven could have been saving Connie with pretty much the same dialog.

>Send Steven to school
>Fix everyone's personality so that they are more simpler
>Give Steven a new, unobtainable love interest; Connie can still be his friend
>Never do lore, just keep it to MOTW fights
I'm ready for my Emmy.

>make it generic
>expect emmy
Nah.

I'm not sure what you were expecting. Greg was kidnapped by BD; they couldn't exactly bro out like in Season 1.

I do not know you. I do not know if you have any creative aspirations. But if you do, please abandon them immediately and never consider the creative field again, ever.

If only somebody told that to Rebecca Sugar.

Why?

Don't reboot it and leave it as a foot note in an animation history.

So this turd of a show doesn't exist.

That sounds awful.

>Give Steven a new, unobtainable love interest

kys.

>foot note in an animation history
More like a dingleberry in animation history.

Or you could, I dunno, ignore it and allow it to exist.

Or I could just call it a piece of shit show.

And yet, it's still better than anything Sugar can come up with.

If that makes you feel better.

It can't hurt now can it?

...

Hey, just like Rebecca Sugar!

I was told I'm narcissistic. Could I be the next Sugar?

Probably not.

I actually wanted to post this in the general

make the character sizes consistent

>Lapis, Peridot, and Jasper are all running around on Earth from the first episode, having appeared off-screen at some point before the first episode
>Lapis got out of the mirror like a decade ago and now pops up as a recurring antagonist who harasses the gems for a way home, which they "don't have". Steven gets mad when he finds out that they did and just don't want her going home.
>Jasper and Peridot ended up stranded on Earth by the gems shortly before Steven joined. They've been trying to fix an old spacecraft to get off the planet, but Jasper stops caring completely when she discovers Steven.
>Peridot turns good because Jasper's obsession eventually pushes her over the edge.
>a new robot character named Zoltron wants to take over the Earth, so they have to fight him sometimes, too
>Ruby and Sapphire refuse to leave their rooms, so they psychically communicate with Garnet to give the gems their missions. Sapphire is like Zordon. Ruby sometimes pops out of the room to give them Sapphire's orders directly when Garnet isn't around, then returns immediately
>instead of fusing with each other, the crystal gems can now fuse with their weapons to become stronger weapons that another gem has to wield. They can also "fuse" by returning to gem form and attaching to another gem (or occasionally a townie), giving them new abilities.
>Rose's sword is now a tiny fairy-like sword-wielding gem that follows Steven around (replacing Lion). She fuses with her sword to create the iconic Rose's sword. (which is now red and silver instead of Pink)
>Steven's shield is now a smaller pink buckler that turns into a red and yellow buckler when he fuses with it.
>The four diamonds are replaced with a new Black Diamond character who's the only male gem. The other diamonds still exist as his weapons (he has four arms, so he can wield them all at once). There's also a black Pearl running around on Earth that serves as Pearl's rival.
>Amethyst has a human love interest.

>Garnet is more often than not split into Ruby & Sapphire; but they still fuse more with one another than they would with Pearl or Amethyst
>make the gems constantly fuse with one another when fighting baddies
>don't treat fusion like such an act of intimacy

>Pearl is the only gem who treats fusion like sex
>Pearl fuses with every gem she gets along with because she wants to fill the void left from constantly fusing with Rose
>seeing Ruby & Sapphire's loving relationship tears her apart because she knows she'll never be in a relationship like that again

>if shit goes wrong in the middle of a fusion, both gems become corrupted and go berserk
>if corrupted gems are fused they become permanently merged; they become a Cluster

>Jasper hates fusion because muh Gem Saiyan pride
>Peridot is terrified of turning corrupted and won't even touch other gems
>Lapis will only ever fuse with Steven, resulting in everybody thinking they're a couple
>the humans are just straightmen for wacky filler episode hijinks; Connie can go fuck herself

>eventually it is revealed that on Gemworld there's a gem fusion-cult that forces other gems to fuse against their will
>the cult is building a Cluster army to usher in a new world order
>fused gems are a pariah on Gemworld and all the baddies the Crystal Gems have been fighting have been mindbroken creations of the fusion cult

>shortly after the cult is defeated, reveal the rulers of Gemworld were fusions as well
>instead of accepting them, the lesser gems overthrow the diamonds and Gemworld falls into anarchy

>series ends with the destruction of Gemworld; but any gems that are okay with fusion take refuge on Earth with the Crystal Gems

Remove the majority of the Homeworld horseshit. Make all of that "hit-and-run," so to speak, while the main focus is on exploring, capturing gem monsters, and ~friendship~

The one thing that I have a love-hate relationship with is the idea that no one is truly evil, everyone can be redeemed.

I love that a cartoon is going deeper into morality than shallow, cackling villains, but it feels a bit irreseponsible to shield kids from the fact that, yes, there are bad people in the world, and no, some of them you can't reason with. And that some of them, even if they have reasons for what they do, doesn't excuse terrible things. There are people who don't give a shit about you and would have no problem with hurting you. All you can do is protect yourself and avoid them.

>inevitable

What makes you say that?

More revealing outfits.ESPECIALLY on Peri.

kek well memed

Just about everything that was changed in the pilot.

Peri strikes me as like a toy
Like even if she was stripped bear she'd just be like a featureless doll.

I can't picture her with any sort of features.

>everyone plays baseball
>no fighting
>just baseball

First have a long term plan, with an ending before anything hits animation, it doesn't need to be 100% but it needs a core skeleton to keep it all going. (nearly every show needs this, as it really helps)

Second a set run schedule, I know deadlines hurt creativity, but I would take a filler episode to keep audience engaged on a regular time table. Also some of those "fillers" people bash are key to showing the characters depth, so you have to make a call on that. (I would keep them, that sword lesson from Pearl really showed how great she was, something that would be hard to show if they never slowed down and had time off for stuff like that)

Going back to number one, pick an over riding element. I see emotional family, monster of the week, big long alien war and a few others. You can mix them a bit, but have some separation so fans can pick what they like. (personally I get annoyed with the musical numbers, great musical, but it just break the world and pacing for me) (Actually if this gets big enough it may be better to break it into an expanded universe with each series covering a different part.)

Cover more on Gem Human relations, the reactions between the Town and the Gems needs some kind of better explanation. I mean if you saw a odd looking family that displayed unusual abilities and had been there unaging for as long as anyone could remember I think reactions would be a bit more then "Hi", at least at first. These Gems are really old, and yet there is virtually no history. Heck you could re-spin the whole show on this history, although then it may not be the same.

Personally I would need more fan input before I makes any changes, but I would probably have more Monster of the week kind of stuff on top with relationships being an important second layer, and drag out the Gem war as the deeper background that jumps out more at the end of it all. I would also significantly rework Lappus and Paradox, and figure out what the heck Lion is.

Retarded.

Also retarded, but not nearly as retarded as the other one.

The lez garbage is what makes it work, you fucking philistine.

Why do people keep talking about lesbians with this show? I don't get it.

Remove the songs.
Less jokes.

Make them all white.

>all the gems are male now
>Steven is female
>less autism

Have Lars actually stop being a piece of human garbage, rather than continue to be a shitty human being whose numerous faults Steven routinely ignores despite getting angry at other jerks for much less.

>Jasper
Wanting to help =/= redeemable

ALSO THIS
I FUCKING HATE LARS SO MUCH AND HE KEEPS GETTING A FREE PASS.

the only exception is kevin

First thing i'd change would be making the gems low powered nanite swarm creatures, instead of this hard light bullshit.
Regeneration would rely on consumption of materials.

Also:
-no Stevonnie
-worldbulding, human govs & space exploration
-play up Jasper & Peridot = Nappa & Vegeta
- Jasper kills Connie's mom (while singing) -> revenge subplot for Connie.

Has Lars got any real character development so far? Serious question.

Make Kevin the main character

>want some straight porn of the show
>most of the straight porn always involve fat ugly Steven or his father
It's like some one used a monkey paw wish for this.

The only thing we've gotten to know about him is that Lars is a dick to Sadie romantically and he's a whore for popularity.

Make half of the gems have male body builds and voiced by males