BLADERUNNER EXPERIENCES

>watch blade runner 2049
>told I should watch it alone
>end up seeing it with some girl ive been seeing
>realize that I hate her while watching it and should stop seeing her
>every time she talks to me during the movie I want her to go away
>basically distant for the rest of the date
>ignore her advances
>just want her to leave
>she keeps trying
>the more I try to get away, the more she persists
>her plans to leave for the night cancel and she stays longer
>although we kiss and cuddle I feel nothing
>realize I will always be alone no matter who I'm with

Welcome to being straight, find a submissive broad that fucks well, and look for meaningful connections with me.

I almost went to a showing by myself but i decided against it because I didn't want to be laughed at. Just gotta patiently wait for the bluray.

Epic, the goose is a fucking autist like myself therefore fuck girls they are so dumb lol

Not what I said but ok

I went with my gay best friend and a bro co-worker, good times not one interruption, no asshole eating popcorn and making noise just watching this film in peace and talking about after the credits rolled

>fucking up a chance to be interlinked to be an autist like K
Enjoy your cell

>watch with my brother
>i end up late and lose some trailers, who cares
>when i am entering the room the screen turns white for a brief moment and i realize there was a black guy by my side
> the whole audience consists of 2 groups of 13 year olds, and nerd couples

>the couple in front of us were literally retarded and had to discuss basic plot points to each order(ohhh she is cooking dinner to him, it must be his wife, ohhh she is a hologram that means she is not real)
>every couple loses interest half way thought
>the 13 year olds think the movie was great

>go to the park to spin poi and smoke weed
>decide to go to the movies
>it's already night but there's one last showing
>decide not to sneak junk food
>go see it alone
>buy large popcorn and coke on impulse
>it's the best sci-if movie since Ex Machina
>it's kind of a sad movie
>play Soul Calibur at the arcade
>walk to some cafe for cake and coffee
>walk to the park
>420blazeit
>go home play Secret of Mana
>hit the bar when I get bored

bout to watch a camrip by myself in a dark dorm on a Friday night, what am I in for boys

>enter theater
>large group of single men sitting equidistant from each other
>they're all on their phones
>take my seat as far as possible from someone else
>get on my phone

>Finally get a job
>Movie theaters around me stop showing it
Well, I guess I'm gonna have to experience it on bluray.

They are restoring the theater in my town and putting in those big fat guy recliners that blacks don't pay the extra $2 for. Can't be assed to drive 15 miles over to the next kinoteque.

It doesn't deserve box office money anyway, it's yet another sequel.

Where to get?

>be in theater
>You're way off your....."
>audience eyes widen in anticipation
>"baseline"
>audiences starts clapping and screaming with laughter while throwing their fedoras at the screen
>on the back of me I hear people singing The Game of Thrones tune with the text "cells interlinked"
>ryan gosling walked in front of the screen and start dancing like PSY while chanting "UP UP UP UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE"
>meanwhile people pull out their phones and start taking pictures of ryan and posting it on reddit
>as I wanted to leave the theatre I stumble on a band of 30 manchildren chanting "UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE .... UP, UP UP UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE" while dancing like PSY
>desperately trying to escape this hell hole I see alot of women crying of fear but their male companions don't seem to respond
>as I take a look around the theatre trying to find an escape I come to the conclusion that the whole audience except for the women are singing and dancing "UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE"
>in a desperate attempt to survive I pick one of the fedoras on the ground and start chanting "cells interlinked" to every person I come across while trying to escape
>the crowd didn't seem to notice me and as I walked out of the theatre I looked back
>the women are getting crushed by the amount of people dancing and singing like PSY
>i remember the tears on their faces but all I heard while finally leaving the theatre were the people screaming "upvote reddit style"

just search 2049 on solarmovie

>those big fat guy recliners that blacks don't pay the extra $2 for
???

that sounds like fun, you spend your time well for a lonely faggot

>watching a camrip of the most genuinely cinematic film of the last couple years
>not experiencing the glorious surround sound and feeling your seat shake
why? you're really doing a disservice to yourself

>watch movie
>only person watching the movie
>free to rest my feet on the seats and laugh to my hearts content
>movie ends
>enter the lobby
>don't know where to put my 3d glasses
>no bin or receptacle in sight
>ask the lady cashier where to put them
>she either doesn't hear me or ignores me
>teens in line look and chuckle at me
>just set them down and leave
YES LOOK AND LAUGH AT THE FUCKING FREAK WHO DOESN'T INHERENTLY KNOW WHERE TO LEAVE THE 3-D GLASSES

Poorfags are the most ungrateful people

>me with buddy and his lady
>one other older man comes in by himself with popcorn and drink
>sits 2 seats away from me in same row
>not a big deal but thought it was odd as the entire theater was empty
>fully immersed in movie
>amazing INTERLINKED scene ends
>old man turns and goes SOUNDS LIKE PUBLIC SCHOOL!
>stoned so chuckle a little but annoyed to be taken out of movie
>shuts up for awhile
>scene where he is looking for horse statue
>guy excitedly goes THAT'S THE PLACE FROM HIS DREAM!
>just go mmm
He didn't say anything else and I get he was just excited, but save the comments for after dude. Talk about shit with strangers walking out if you must

Just saw it again today for the second time, walk in, see a couple seperate guys, one couple, no talking throughout the film, at the end when I walk out the couple are just talking about their jobs and taking shit, vapid meaningless selfies and dont even discuss the film, they probably didnt understand any of it

is it worse if I tell you I own a sony x800d 4k tv that could upscale and color correct it to excellent quality but I choose to watch it on a shitty monitor because I'm too lazy to pull the hdmi chord left in and out? also HOLOGRAM WIVES FUCKING WHEN

Do they keep you locked up in a cell? Cells.

>>those big fat guy recliners that blacks don't pay the extra $2 for
>???


To keep the blaxx out in my town they have taken to installing recliners and table service where you have to pay an extra 2-5 dollars a ticket.

The silence from the absense of blacks and children are glorious.

Should have looked directly at the laughers, popped on the spectacles, and walked out.

>Watch movie
>Theater is 3/4 full
>Theater is silent for the whole film
>When it ends everyone sits there in silence for a good minute or so after the credits appear
>When people start exiting you can hear them, women included actually discussing the movie
>Walk outside, it's lightly raining
>I live in a pretty quiet part of the city too
It was a good experience

>watch blade runner 2049 in IMAX on opening day
>everyone stays silent during film, no clapping or cheering bullshit
>look in awe of visuals and cinematography
>story was alright
>ending and sequel hints were confusing
>leave cinema with a weird urge to fuck Ana de armas
>go home and google "ana de armas nude pics"

Overall, my movie pick of the year, star wars can go fuck itself.

...

>went with a friend
>hyped af
>both like the directors meme
>friend fell asleep 2 hours in
>i fought through it
>ended up talking about judge dredd when we left the cinema
>lost all hope in the industry
fuck that movie and the faggots who shill it

nigger you don't know what modern kino is.

>He didnt understand it

>live super small town in Texas, mostly whites and Mexicans
>Goto theatre with my friends
>Everyone is quiet
>Some fucking gooks behind me muttering in Chinese like 6 minutes into the movie
The scenes of LA city scape gave me an anxiety attack as well.

>hyped af
This is where I stopped taking your opinion seriously

>nigger you don't know what modern kino is.
the state of Sup Forums

If you have the chance you have to see it in IMAX.

Hurr duurrrr

why didn't they build machines instead of replicants btw?

You give them back? They just throw them out lmao

You can't hump machines.
As easily.

Who's going to laugh? I do it quite often when I have to and the cashier is always an overweight acne covered slob I used to know from high school.

nice OP welcome to the Goose zone where feels are welcome

You only keep 3-D glasses if you can't afford real shades, how are you that retarded?

I went by myself after doing meth for the first time. Great film

>>drove home from wedding night before
>>drinking dancing, etc
>>convince woman to go see a matinee
>>we both realize 10 minutes in we're beat from driving, drinking and no sleep.
>>we have to keep elbowing each other to keep awake the whole movie.
>>"...was it good?"

this guy means "men" and is right

this logic is the only thing that holds this universe together. thanks for confirming it's dogshit.

Mental illness much? I saw it on wednesday and there were like 7 people by themselves including an attractive girl.

How is meth? Smoke? Snort?

What? I didn't say or imply I wanted to keep them.

Thanks for confirming you're a fucking faggot with no taste, I bet you fucking laughed your ass off watching Thor Ragnorak and thought it was amazing

what an absolutely boring story, did you even think before you posted this hogshit?

This movie is kino because K is literally every user, they're all dead on both outside and inside. They know the world and life fucking sucks, and they only go back to their virtual girlfriends or wives.

Which is why I keep having an unhealthy desire to fuck perfect qt ana! WHY WON'T SHE BE MINE!?

Because she's MINE!

didn't see it yet. it's probably better than superman though. sorry about that. i need logical consistency in my shit.

yeah who cares about the themes and ideas, if the plot doesnt stand to autistic scrutiny its garbage

HES just memeing on you lad

if you wanna go watch something that looks gay and everything is a metaphor for the human condition, that's your sexual preference faggot.

>Watch Blade Runner 2049
>Want to go alone
(Enter friend with vagina)
>user bring me with you I want to see it!
>Fuck it
>I have had serious sexual urges towards this girl but have tried to stay friends because shes pretty dope
>Flirt with her all night because my penis runs my life
>Every time she talks to me during the movie I want to stay with her forever
>Basically try to get closer and closer for remainder of movie
>She ignored my advances
>Just want to leave
>I keep trying
>Stop persisting
>My plans for the remainder of the night cancel and I just driver her home
>We dont kiss or cuddle
>I feel nothing
>Realize I like being alone anyway
>Stop talking to hoe take a fuck ton of mdma and go to a party

It was a happy ending in my book

>I bet you fucking laughed your ass off watching Thor Ragnorak and thought it was amazing

Trust me, this and other Marvel look like hot fucking garbage. They do not hold up after their release date, and their sole purpose is to sell a shit-ton of landfill toys and merch.

The only good Marvel CU shit I've seen are both GOTG films, they work as their own movies, and don't need to hammer in a bunch of fucking "easter eggs" or make unnecessary teasers to future movies (okay the second one did, and I hate James and Marvel for doing that).

Seriously, fuck those dumb kids' movies.

>Be me 21 years old
>i'm considered the most attractive guy in my college
>just wants to play video games and keep doing my own thing
>girls keep cuddling me and asking me for party hang outs
>i go because i don't have anything more to do
>loud bitches with loud hip hop music standing in the wall smoking like James dean girls are still looking at me like they want to fuck my brains out
>go back home with my car when suddenly a group of whores honks at me and flashes boobs i ignore them and keep going
>open the door and feels great being here get in the couch and play video games till i pass out

you may say this is not real but this is my life and it's not easy being like me or goose or James dean i've always called it a curse because i don't desire this things that other people like sex is great and all but i just want to be alone and have some good time with my thoughts

I know that feel. Im attractive and grills constantly wanna fuck me but i just feel lonelier and lonelier after each one. I just find them lacking profundity in all aspects of their personalities

>watch movie with trans gf
>she says nothing during the film and is entirely focused on it
>discuss movie for the rest of the night and have a good time

>GOTG films
no1 was kino
no2 was aids

>My plans for the remainder of the night cancel and I just driver her home
>We dont kiss or cuddle
>I feel nothing
>Realize I like being alone anyway
>Stop talking to hoe take a fuck ton of mdma and go to a party

Congratulations, you have now become K. I'd recommend finding a digital wife and paying a hooker to make her physical somehow.

ITT: A bunch of retards who have never watched Armitage III. This is just a very expensive rip-off of a plot already well explored in Japan.

>watch it with I friend I know she wants to date me so hard
>don't care since I'm seeing other girl who is way hotter (not saying my friend is ugly but still)
>that part when Joi synchronize herself with the whore to fuck the Goose
>maximum feels intensifies
>I want to cry but I don't want to be a pussy in front of a girl
>movie ends
>she told me how hard that part of the movie really touch her
>I walk her to home and we talk about how a great time we had together and joking about a lot of things
>I start developing feelings for her
>don't know what to do now

>They do not hold up after their release date
This is 100% false, you shithead tryhard.

bang her

I think she is prettier with clothes on desu
The dress with the yellow see through jacket was her best look btw

Snorted it, pretty pleasant. If you enjoy regular amphetamine you'll love it.

Dr strange was p cool

>all this shit within walking distance

Where do you live? Everything's a 15 minute drive apart down the assfuck highway in Columbus.

>realize that I hate her while watching it and should stop seeing her

Yep, Joi will do that to a man.

synchronize her

>go to see Blade Runner 2049
>didn't know what the fuck was going on because I didn't watch the other 2048 films
Hell it'll probably take 2 years of non stop watching to get caught up.

i dunno, the second one didn't have any marvel teasers as irritating and unnecessary as the thanos scene in the first one

Indeed. Never heard somebody said they are afraid to go to a museum or an art gallery because they are afraid of getting laughed at.

That sounds like such a sad fucking story. That guy probably killed himself later.

>go to theaters
>enthralled by the first 30 minutes
>slowly begin to realize its just Ryan Gosling pretending to be a statue
>fight the urge to go mess around in the lobby twice
>fall asleep
>wake up
>did Emma Stone even need to be in this movie?
>fight the urge to leave again
>Honda Harrelson shows up
>finally some dialogue
>movie finally fucking ends
>friends all agree that the dog was the best character

Come on anons, just admit it.

WE ARE ALL K

>go to see blade runner with gf
>cinema completely empty
>holowifu comes up
>i tell her feminists hated this movie
>she goes 'WHY? WHAT MEN AREN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE FANTASIES?
>we both genuinely enjoyed the movie

Damn that was depressing, I wish I was that old guy's friend

>has cool job
>has flying car
>has gf (2D)
>can afford a 1BR apartment in los angeles
i fucking wish

>it's yet another sequel.
No it isn't, and no film made 30+ years after the last one could be a sequel anyway, you retard.

did you also fuck up your backup drive?

The ai waifu thing was more depressing than it was fantastical to me. The fact men couldn't find love so they needed virtual wives, that's fucked up. Everyone just lives in their shitty slice of some homogenized City scape by themselves with you're only companions being walking/talking advertisements

you should watch some real movies about this theme if you're genuinely interested

I think I over did this one, but maybe I'm just shit at shopping.

No wait, now I got it.

The AI waifu is only one part of the larger theme of the film though

keep going. at least we get some good memes from this pretentious pile of shit movie.

I saw that years ago, it was okay. Not sure if it's Spike's best work, but still interesting.

Went with my dad. He's the person that showed me the original, wouldn't see this one for the first time without him.

do I need to see the first one to enjoy this?

>haven't been to the cinema in awhile, finally go because of Sup Forums viral marketing
>1 pm showing on a weekday, arrive five minutes early had to run from bus stop
>enter theatre and some Lego thing is playing
>it's still going on after five minutes
>think oh now theatres show cartoons before the main feature like in the old days
>getting anxious but too nervous to ask someone what film is playing
>leave theatre and see blade runner is next door
>arrive just as the put your 3D glasses on thing is showing and grab an aisle seat halfway up
>halfway through the film start hearing either heavy breathing or snoring behind me
>keep half turning around trying to get him to stop
>heavy synth sounds overpowered by the sound
>imagine myself shrieking at him and having everyone in the audience applaud
>finally just get up to go to the washroom and sit someplace else
>exit the theatre and it's dusk and the sky is grey and rain is falling
>fuckyeah.jpg feeling like a real life Blade Runner
>grab a Vietnamese sub next door and call mom for a ride home

exact same experience 2bh

>go to gig in town
>have a coat like K
>pick up friend and drive in
>hey did you cut and gel your hair?
>yeah man.
>you look like Ryan Gosling
>really?
>Yeah.
>fuck, he's on to me
>arrive at gig, friends are there, hey man are you a blade runner?
>god dammit, these fucking guys,
>when's your next target.
>You, your dead kiddo
>Wholesome
nah was good. this film made me dress better and get my shit together, praise the goose!

Have you considered the possibility of being gay?