I tried, I honestly tried. This movie is complete shit. Bailed at 20 min mark

I tried, I honestly tried. This movie is complete shit. Bailed at 20 min mark.

i left at the part where the dude was talking about how he wants her only....fuck the acting was bad

i finished it
at least it's not capeshit

So if I really liked The Fifth Element will I enjoy any part of this one?

You should have fucking known it would be garbage.

Kind of, general picture is similar but worse.in details, like script being very predetermine and you can cut about ~30 min of movie and doesn't lose any value.

why can't he make a good movie anymore

I made it all the way through...was horrible

not that bad

seen worse

guy on the left legit looks like a fucking girl

I dropped it after 10-15 minutes.

peaks early on with the opening credits montage. the rest of the movie feels leaden and witless by comparison.

Watching it right now, hoping it gets better. Kind of a generic evil government plot.

Went to theater. Delevingne and 'space stuff' wasn't the problem. Everything else was. Like story, dialog, male co-star.

Its a goofy 90% CGI space flick for kids what the fuck were you expecting

I LOVE The Fifth Element and this was complete and utter fucking trash!!!FACT!!!

>terrible acting
>weak story
>unoriginal artwork
>great visuals but nothing new

I thought the movie was in the wrong age group, that strip club scene should of bumped it up to R for sure. Kids do not need to see that filth on the big screen, it was running for like five minutes.

And it was the best thing in the movie.

wtf happened? Luc Besson usually makes good shit. The fifth element, Leon the proffesional, taken, the guy's got talent.

I bet someone jerked it in the theater
No one cared because no one saw the movie

>unoriginal artwork
Brb undownloading

Beautiful opening. Switching to another version because this one has foreign subtitles but I'm rewatching the intro

anything tv says is shit i watch cos they're retards

but this was legit shit

Huh I guess I'll give it a chance then

Must be the studio messing around again. Leon the profesional is his best work.

The way dehaan and cara were acting together I honestly had no idea they were a couple until a good bit into the movie. Even when Dehaan proposed to her on the black market planet early on I thought he was just pulling her leg.

The Pearls are literally space niggers/indians
>wrecking the economy for savages
>we wuz livin in peace until violent whitey came
>we learned everythinr whitey could
>the federation must make amends (reparations whitey)
>woman is the level-headed spouter of platitudes

So, if I hated the Fifth Element will I love this movie?

I just cant stand over the top faggots

12 minutes in boys. The intro was cool.

that armour would look really good for a mass effect live action adaption

>hating Zorg
>hating Ruby Rod
>hating Leeloo
Regretful. Valerian is 5th Element dialed up to 11, the Rihanna bits will probably give you an aneurysm

European Porg: The Movie

Why did you expect anything else?

>literally mentioned 6 million

I want to abuse that fridge if you know what I mean.

Cara can only be bullied by her owners, Mistress Swift and Mistress Kloss
>you'll never see them demean and humiliate Cara, turning her into a little piggy completely a huge pink buttplug with a curly tail shoved in her

What is her deal? She have a sci fi fetish or something?

Maybe Luc just likes him some brown sugar.

Just treat it as a mediocre day in a cool universe

It's good sci fi but lack of talent.
It's unfortunatly bland

How did the manage to make 25 and 31 year old actors look like teenagers?

that's the power of manlets

Are you people joking, it's fucking great.
I'm only one hour in though, had to stop because I had to do something for my dad.
This is prequel creativity only more creative and the visuals are way better.

The two leads suck though, yeah.