Number of rape allegations: 0.00

>Number of rape allegations: 0.00

>Number of dollars to swindle from him from false rape allegations: $0.00

That's because he was the one getting fucked

>number of JUST posts: over 9000

HEY O’CONNELL

He was one of those friendly chads that tries to take nerds under his wing in high-school. Too pure for this world.

Now the question is, would he be in a better off situation if he had to deal with a rape allegation instead of paying alimony?

everyone he did it to thought he was dead in a ditch

It looks to me like I have all the drunk children!

brendan was the one being raped OP

That's because good ole' Brendan wasn't an amateur and actually murdered his victims after/during raping them. No you can accuse you of rape if they're decomposing in a shallow grave in the woods.

He's not looking so hot nowadays...

shit that thing is disturbing

Is that the final state of JUST?

jesus christ...
is that what it's like when all the alimony has been sucked out of a man?

>"h-hey user, remember me from high school? Gosh, it feels like it's been forever *cough*

When do his payments end again?

...

Only because he hasn't had an erection in 18 years

He could have been a contenda

He's been too busy getting raped himself

his Just found a new host like the venom symbiote

>Number of alimony payments while unemployed: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000.00

Would the symbiote kick his JUST into maximum overdrive, or would it help him become a Chad again?

>no girl can leech money off of me if my ex-wife is already taking all of it

I know one of those chads.

I hope he gets his Mummy franchise back.

CROWN HIM

much abstract

kek

That's the same number on his bank statement.

>number of job offers 0