Bond. James Bond

Bond. James Bond.

Should do a low budget flick about a Scot secret agent and the travails that come with it

>"SAME RULES APPLY"
>crawls on the ceiling in tuxedo

Sadly, he's too short.

Bond was Scottish in the book. Hence his family home being at Skyfall in the movie.

even worse than craig bond.
nu-male manlet bond

Fuck no, he wasted enough time with capeshit already. He should be in movies like Filth.

i can feel the outdated bane memes incoming.

no. Big no

>James Bond
>Sean Connery
>Not Scottish

>nu-male

Congratulations. You are the one for making this term irrelevant.

And I mean that congratulations most sincerely. That term was up there with cuck.

your new jamal Bondaq

Yeah but I don't want him to be Bond, I want him to be his own character.

Will it be kino?

I really hope McAvoy and Fassbender show up in Kingsman 3

Also this, Bond movies are trash and always have been. Nothing like the source material.

chill out james

Judging by 21-24, probably not.

>Kingsman
>007 is trash

wew lad

Meh. Craig is a manlet at 5'10". It's a movie. They can make him taller.

Better than generic action tripe Bond. Kingsman is like Roger Moore Bond without shitty directing and Roger Moore lumbering about pissing on source material.
I'm still amazed that Skyfall is so highly rated. Easily one of the worst films of the decade, nevermind its successor, holy christ.

He's not good looking or ripped enough, aslo not charming in an dominant way

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One of the greatest actors this generation for sure. He could pull of Bond.

Dan Stevens would be perfect.

Though after a year of flops, Fassbender might be desperate enough to do it.

>implying it won't be Tom Hardy

>complains about action tripe
>sights fucking Kingman as good

seriously, WEW LAD

McAvoy would be the best looking Bond ever. The dude is handsome as fuck.

The only proper Bond.

>Dan Stevens
Literally who?

Shut up Kaleb you Venezuelan

Bondlet. James Bondlet.

He's too much of a goon now. Star Trek Nemesis Hardy would have been good.

Everyone's in agreement that this was the best bond?

No question

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Yes

Definitely underrated

correct

faggot. sissy faggot

He's like goose but more attractive

James Purefoy's probably too old now but he's certainly an intriguing might-have-been.

>He's like goose but more attractive
Stevens loses points for a less than stellar jaw but I'd kiss him all the same

bond

He always acts too reluctant. Like he wants to make moral decisions. He did this even as Dracula. He played a serial killer in No One Lives, but that was frankly unconvincing. Maybe he just hasn't been given the right role.

well if craig was almost too short, then mcavoy is off the charts at 5'7". although yeah you wouldn't think craig was much under 6 foot watching the bond films.

give him 5 years, definite possibility.

shame he got fucked over, but yeah by miles.

fag

why is his beard hair a different color? cant he afford the same dye?

He's Scottish. Ginger beards are the norm.

McAvoy. Based McAvoy.

Tumnus. Mr Tumnus.

He was fucking robbed of a nomination for Split.

desu I'd watch anything if it features based McAvoy

Why would Tom do it?
Bond is a job for up and comers.

This. It's the only way to stop people joining ISIS.

This hairlight motherfucker from The Guest.

>Death to infidel....Is the new Bond Musilm?
>wtf I love England now

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W H A T ?

Uh movie came out this year. No nominations for 2017 films yet.

DUDE MEMES LMAO!

Fuck off, you meme loving fuck.

Dude, the movie was out in 2016.

At festivals. It saw wide theatrical release January 2017.

Look, the fucking movie came out in 2016. His chance to be nominated has come and gone. If you want to be aggressively stupid then please continue.

It premiered Jan 9th, 2017. You're stupid.

Of course

It came out in January 2017. Not that he has a chance, hollywood's too pussy for this kind of roles.

Yep. I'm retarded. My apologies to and .

Bond. Jerome Bond.

Licensed to fuck white bitches with my BBC.

>*cue hip-hop'd bond theme tune*

If he doesn't win it this year I'll bomb hollywood

Humble yourself.

>a-listers as bond
>I DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE BOND - the posts