ITT: Movie characters you base your entire life and personality upon

ITT: Movie characters you base your entire life and personality upon

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Why him instead of Leo's character?

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this dude

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only just realised he is wearing the exact same clothes as Bateman

Edge

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*lisps in Southern drawl*
FAIRY DUST

R.I.P

I switch between the Wall Street guys like Bateman, McConaughey in Wolf and more quite badasses like Rust Cohle, The Driver, K from Blade Runner. Sometimes I also do Frank Underwood but not since the show went to shit (4th season onwards)

>even the tie
thi got a be deliberate

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Nice banana. Mind if I save it?

how about TV characters

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Shinji Ikari is my spiritual animal.

I'm literally patric bateman. I make 7k a month, alway dressed as pic related, same haircut, spend half of my money on gorgeous escorts, strangle them while ragefucking them. Once I even played Sussudio on full blast while fucking her. I also spend ~1h working out everyday

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at least i base my style upon him

This m8

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What about animu characters? I'm exactly like Kira in I just want an easy life and to be left alone. I obviously dont slaughter roasties but besides that I have the exact same personality.

Because I hate responsibility and want to fuck teenagers

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I unironically model my lifestyle after Hugh Grant's in About a Boy since I have as much free time and money as him so structure my life in half hours based on what leisure activity I'm doing, other than the trying to fuck single mothers part since I'm not fixing to look after someone else's son.

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This is supposed to be about movie characters not actors

I wonder how would be live such life, have to have ton of money

>less than 100k per year
>I'm literally patric bateman
lol

Well I guess it's true for both of them then

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ayyy

Is this a meme? Fuck sakes tell me uts a meme

this is literally me

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mmhhh

This is literally me.

Nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor

What a bunch of pathetic tryhards, all of thee.

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based

liar. you didn't even check em.

>unzip eggs

mmhmmm...

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Why would he check when he doesn't have them? See here, I check because I have them.

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thats middle class sorry brah

Because I'm a bitch and I sleep with 40 year old men

my whole life revolves around this single image

I bet you never even get doubles.

>I'm literally patric bateman.
>I make 7k a month
lmao

Not a movie but fuck it

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>inb4 an obvious joke

you base your entire life around getting raped?

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DoppleCoop was a true alpha.

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there it is

gambling

I would do it but I don't know how. I inherited 100k and I am trying to find a way to get rich with it so I don't have to work ever again.

that's a cute pussy

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*big bang theory laugh track*

>and I sleep with 40 year old men
YIKES

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if i pulled his hat off, would he die?

Is that Sicario?

cringe

This
And also this:
Mostly for being an artsy-fartsy, obscenely immature fuck-up that tags along with normies for lack of a better option and always end up falling out with them sooner or later. Except I don't fuck forty-somethigs. Also I'm not like the other teenage failures to launch... because I'm in my thirties.

>7k
>A month
>Like Bateman
This is what poorfags actually believe

He was me before the movie even came out

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>My name is Special Agent Dale Cooper and I am probably the greatest detective in the world.

Damn didn't realize how much I wanted to rape someone now.

From Studio 60, the most tolerable Aaron Sorkin show.

No, it's El Castigador.

+1

how much do clothes cost in the matrix?

No, it's YAG SPARRRROO

where is Yag's Barrow?

My brothers well on his way to becoming Raymond.

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ok

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literally me

surprised no ones gone with this yet

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> do not let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the HEAT around the corner
> that is the discipline

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Being a spic?

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