>making a new thread a few minutes before the next episode finishes uploading
Jacob Bennett
i don't think peri has those cans, though.
Nathan Morris
>If Peridot didn't abandon ship Jasper would have fused with her instead of Lapis Really boggins the noggin
Austin Mitchell
peri a shit
Aaron Morris
Why are a lot of fanfusions shit?
Sebastian Kelly
I love Lapis Lazuli
Jace Allen
>4 hours to air >No leak
Luke Jackson
because sugar is good at answering the question of what two gems would look and be like fused, and fans aren't.
Christopher Allen
I give it an hour.
Blake Johnson
Too much crammed into one character
Christian Rivera
4 hours? Nice time travelling skills
Jordan Martinez
indeed
Leo Williams
Because they don't realize that a fusion is supposed to combine the personalities and make a new design based around it. For example, a Peridot/Steven fusion would be overly showy but also really nice. They'd probably be a superhero with a design based on the Magneto family, like Polaris or something. But everyone just tries combining their design elements instead of personality elements.
Sebastian Peterson
let us pray to the mega gods, so that we might get a mega link containing the new episode in the next half hour.
To do so sit cross legged on the floor and chant
Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
Jack Scott
Best diamond
Ayden Gonzalez
best diamond, best pearl, im betting lapis was in charge of her armies.
Jeremiah Jackson
Wow you clueless shits, Dingo came by last night and said he probably won't leak it, and Misseps/Madridista don't have a set time for early release
Noah Bennett
They take the term "fusion" too literally and they just look boring and uninspired.
I like this Opal + Sapphire fusion though.
Thomas Bailey
FUCK YOU, I KNOW YOU HAVE THE LEAK. POST IT, YOU STINGY FUCK.
Julian Lee
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Aiden Edwards
What did Becky mean by this?
Blake Sanchez
ok now make her ugly and thicc and that's what we're getting
Logan Clark
man, that cartoon is old fuck, I'm old
Chase Davis
>"Where are they? Why, they're dead Steven. I killed all of them, just for you! Just like you told me to! ...Well, no, you didn't tell me out loud, but you didn't need to, I picked up on the subtext. I saw that look on your face. I saw how you WANTED them to die. And that's why I love you Steven! Because we can say so much to each other without having to speak a single word. It's like fusion! I want to become part of you forever! Now come here. I said COME HERE! Ssssh... quiet Steven. That's right, no need to speak. I know you like it, because your eyes are telling me everything I need to know."
Gavin Parker
REEEEEEEEEE
Grayson Stewart
>Each subsequent Diamond that gets shown is thiccer than the last.
Jonathan King
I wish the Mask Island fight started with PearlXSapphire and AmethystXRuby fusions then forming Alexandrite when they were desperate. I also wish they didn't waste Alexandrite's reveal on the family dinner episode.
Levi Ward
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Connor Martinez
Yes, same.
Jacob Ortiz
WHERE IS THE EPISODE
Cameron Reyes
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Isaiah Ross
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
Adam Harris
LIES
Pls tell me you lie because I need to get up early next morning
Robert Bennett
Any predictions for TNCG before the dolphin porn is leaked? Winner gets a lollipop.
Parker Rivera
>Did you ever hear the tragedy of Rose Quartz, the wise?
Bentley Cooper
Nothing happens
Adrian Hughes
good poil
Ryder Reyes
UPROOTED
Josiah Reyes
Peridot and Lapis fuse, casually. They reveal that they've been doing it for some time. When Connie tells Steven about it he freaks out and Connie is surprised he didn't know.
Nathaniel Reed
>tfw they'll never do cool shit like that strategic "fusion hopping" where they jump from available gem to available gem would be awesome. Way too dynamic for this show DESU.
If we have to suffer through an episode with the worst 3 characters and there isn't any fusion, I'm gonna fuck rebeccca up
William Brooks
White Diamond appears
Asher Hall
perfect
Jonathan Morris
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Ian Hernandez
this is some next level cuckery
Luke Carter
Connie and the barn gems fight over Steven and it gets really catty.
Isaac Green
Lapis making dolphin noises?
Eli Turner
Nice try cuntlips, but that's not dolphin porn.
Brandon Long
Why doesn't Lapis have a nose
Kevin Jenkins
>fanfusion >looks exactly like one of the characters with the colour of the other character >add in their power and gadgets and an extra pair of arms just for the heck of it
fan fusions REEEEEE
Kevin Adams
Why would anyone buy these
Nathaniel Jenkins
No, I want porn... of dolphins.
Carter Reed
They're lemmings
Kevin Thompson
Id buy the peridot, looks cute
Nolan Watson
THE EPISODE DAHNALD WHERE IS THE EPISODE
Evan Lee
a nose on something that places that much emphasis on hair, eyes and mouth would make her look plain and lapis is supposed to be super pretty or whatever.
Gabriel Hall
>they like the show >they collect Funko Pops >they want merchandise from the show >porn
pick 2
Jackson Flores
That's not even shapeshifting he's just naturally that well hung.
Tyler Morris
but everyone else has a nose
Juan Wilson
I rather have lapis doing lewd and making dolphin noises.
Asher Wilson
it's not like i made 'em dude, just seems like a decently half-baked rationalization for the design decision.
William Torres
I want Lapis to wear Connie's skin while she rapes Steven.
Luke Robinson
LEAK THE EPISODE RIGHT NOOOOOOW DUMBFUCKS
Charles Martinez
Are we actually going to have a talk thread for once?
Matthew Wilson
>New episodes of Steven Universe, Clarence and Teen Titans GO airing today
>CN only advertising TTG
William Ortiz
>it's still just a helmet
I can see why Lapis would be hesitant to team up with that loser again.
Cooper Barnes
Never.
Gabriel Torres
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Jack Butler
>decide to form a second group of crystal gems >pretend to be the original cgs with Peridot acting like Garnet, wanting to be the leader >Autistic fighting on who the leader is >Annoying as fuck corrupted gem shows up and they decide acting like others is dumb and use their own skills to take it out
Isaiah Cooper
It's in trash /sug/
Sebastian Myers
WAFFLES WAFFLES WAFFLES
Isaac Hill
>SU promos on their social media >Peridot "takeover" yesterday
Sounds like they're advertising SU to me
Christian Nguyen
those are still only implied breasts
Juan Butler
Sooo is there going to be an episode on March 10 or another half-year hiatus?
Sebastian Young
Give me the episode or Connie'll kick your ass!
Benjamin Barnes
DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER
No seriously this is probably what the episode is going to be like
Hunter Gray
Let's hope we're back to a weekly schedule.
William James
What is she some kind of cartoonist?
Andrew Thompson
I wonder if Pearl will ever ask Steven to wear that zooman outfit again.
Aiden Taylor
That's fine, but Dolphins have huge dicks.
Elijah Hill
Which SU Monopoly piece would you claim?
Kayden Williams
it means that steven is in fact a boy.
Aaron Young
Who is this cunny?
Zachary Gonzalez
Peri-foot or Roaming Eye
Kevin Long
Angela from Sleepaway Camp
Dominic Gray
The van, man.
Carter Rogers
I think the girl from "Sleepaway Camp" she's a trap.
Juan Walker
Do you think this might be the episode ashly burch is voice acting in?
