DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO

DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO

If they had to cast a negress, why did they go with the ugliest one they could find?

The icing on the cake is that the girl that died saving her looked like the comic Valkyrie

Why did they cast someone so pudgy to play a warrior?

> I'm soooooo wasted, bro
> don't touch anything on the Orgy Ship

> she's a beautiful Nordic goddess

i noticed this too i wonder if it was on purpose

the entire MCU has one decent female character and fucking disney chooses to drop her completely. what the fuck.

Y'know, if they wanted the scrappy ethnic look, why not someone who has actual muscle and fighting ability like say, Rinko Kikuchi, or if you just want a girl that can kick some ass why not Ruby Rose?

Why did it have to be one of the ugliest negresses they could find?

I like her, except for her slightly piggish nose.

Of course it was

>”Where did you learn to fly like that?”
>”I had 19 brothers”
Really Marvel?

>where'd you learn to fuck like that?
>I had 23 brothers

Yeesh

Who does she play?

what does that even mean?

I think that's the chick companion from the other Thor movies. I really have no clue why she isn't in Ragnarok when the other three dudes get fucking murked are in the movie.

>tfw Marvel gave us an actually interesting version of Wonder Woman with an actress who doesn't want to bomb us
Based

dunno.

Holy shit I forgot all about her

>Asgard’s best warrior grunt is a Asian with a thick Japanese accent

natalie portman was a fucking was of screentime.

DUDE ANUS XD

Can we all agreed that Banner, Korg (rock guy whatever his name), and Goldbum were the only funny parts?

>don't touch anything on the Orgy Ship

Is this an actual line?

i think she's cute and she got naked in westworld.

/poltv/ just hates niggers

>Where are the guns?
>This ship doesn't have any guns, it's where he hosts his orgies
>D-did she say o-orgies?
>Don't touch anything

Just about how it went.

You virgins would fuck anything, even if she's black

What the fuck?
Is this what critics meant by a "comedy"?

Why is that a necessary line in a marvel movie?

Nobody said they wouldn’t fuck her, that scene where she is holding the canon and has a face of exctasy gave me a boner

Also her wrist ship turret thing was awesome it sucks they only used it once.

They replaced her with superior Asgardian Hela who is likely to take the place of Death as the object of Thanos' love interest

I chuckled whenever Hela acted silly

>Doesn’t give the throne to Heimdall

I masturbated to Hela

Because the tone is so schizophrenic that you can't ever take the serious stakes of the plot they try to present in any meaningful way.

Literally starts off with
>"Yup, that's me, prolly wondering how I got here..."
into
>Giant evil demon gives exposition on Ragnarok and what it means to Asgard

into

>The 'Thor gives heroic line, reaches hand out, and realizes that hammer is too far away and won't appear on time to make heroic line look cool so we have ten seconds of Thor and bad guy looking around' gag

You can joke about sex but you just can’t show it

There was also a scene where it’s implied that Thor got a handjob from his hammer and no I am not joking

This, it seemed a bit insulting that Surtur, literally the biggest bad in Thor Lore was reduced to a running gag

I gotta give Marvel props for using him as a plot device rather than a big bad Boss battle

Also props for
>MC gets power up
>It actually isn’t enough to defeat antagonist

Is Surtur the only MCU villain who unquestionably wins?

she's so ugly it hurts

Loki is literally always winning in the MCU.

Loki got assblasted literally 15 minutes into Ragnorok

>BTFO by Hela
>Ends up in the Grandmasters inner circle

>Fights with Valkyrie and gets captured
>Gets released to help the team escape

>Betrays Thor (yawn, no Thor predicting it was not smart or clever) and gets zapped
>Ends up leading the revolutionary gladiators

>Evacuates Asgard and helps fight Hela
>Literally allowed to stay on the refugee ship at Thor's side

>the entire MCU has one decent female character
Yeah, she was in Ant-Man.

Of course you did.

She got more screentime in Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. than she did in the Thor movies.

He wins but I had to wonder what he got out of that. Dude literally blew himself up in blowing his ragnarok hard load.

More like
..... the first disney movie where they put orgy in the history.

what about Colbie Smulders? She was not bad for a supporting character?

DUDE ORGY LMAO

Isn't bad, just doesn't do anything

True but her not doing much is better than other womyn fucking things up or generally being a cancer on screen.

The movie would be better if it was just Thor and Hulk stranded on some alien planet and trying to get out

It kind of redeemed her. Blackwashed, meant to be a lesbian, but it cracked me up to see her chugging on a 40oz like some stereotype.

it was his destiny

>she got naked in westworld.

That's another black english actress, who used to be hot till she got old.

I haven't seen the movie.
Is there a picture of the one who dies?

rip when

This, fuck Thor, Heimdall has been the real protector of the asgardians all along

She's fine, just the hair styles they gave her made her look stupid to me.

Are you gay?

He saw what happened on earth with Obama.

Be nice if they taught Elba how to use the fucking magic sword. Dude just kind of lugged it around and did massive "haymaker" type swings with it the whole movie.