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what is this expression trying to convey?

j-j-joi?

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Imagine how comfy bath time with Joi would be

>tfw Lexi Belle will never be hiding in your shower

whew

Tfw you will never piss through her

I don't think taco belle would fit in my bath tbqh

How many nuts is she storing in her cheeks for the winter?

She lost all that weight anyway.

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Gross. Obviously I'm only talking about the prime thin Lexi from OP's pic.

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>OP
>Lexi

>those panties fixin to rip due to her juicy thighs and waist


mmmmmmm

thats not lexi you fucking spastic

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Lexi is thin again.

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No one thinks it's Lexi, it's a meme.

sauce on the left girl

>"this creep has me at gunpoint and he wants to see my ... neck..??"

IMAGINE being Keanu in that scene

>he doesnt like taco belle

i wish

Jenna sativa

you really need to be a fuck up to be an actor

What the fuck?!?

thx

I cannot fathom how you can do these scenes without having a raging boner.

FREE PIZZA

what is this

Keanu only likes chicks with dicks now

GIB MED GF

waifu

Keanu is too pure

aiyeeee yayayayaya

Don't bother, it's garbage

there's a reason they chose keanu "the thotslayer" reeves for this scene

Wish theres more thick lexi

Having a meeting in (((Weinstein's))) hotel room.

>I cannot fathom how you can do these scenes without having a raging boner.

They never showed anything below his chest, so who's to say he didn't?

I mean, you realize it's just her standing over him with underwear still on. The shots of her butt and her from beneath are filmed separately.

Rub one out beforehand. Also, the power of editing: the director and cameraman don't say OKAY WAIT, now zoom in on her ass. The closeup shot is probably a double shot at a different time.

Also, this is degenerate.

A MILLION SUNS

yeah that wouldn't be enough to stop me getting a boner idk about you

Sex scenes aren't sexy

theguardian.com/film/2016/apr/19/secret-actress-sex-scenes-forgive-me-if-i-harden

>you fucking spastic

lol look who's talking

you can by not being a mentally ill, thirsty virgin

>being gay

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>doesn't want to be eaten out

My kind of woman.

Do normal people really not find anything like this arousing at all, or do they just scream no and try to be appalled and offended because that's what you're expected to do, or they're trying to deny the feelings or are afraid they might like it on some level etc.?

Hard to tell as a mentally ill, thirsty virgin.

It's just that normal people who aren't thirsty virgins don't get hard so easily. Once you've had sex enough, it takes more than that to get going.

>keeps saying normal people
>thinks that having casual sex a lot is normal and that the sex lives of his parent's generation and the lucky few of the millenials and gen x with sex lives is the norm
>just continues to pretend that sex isn't rarer now and that still only around 15% of people have something like 80% of all sex in America and a good 40% of the adult population doesn't have sex
>keeps saying normal to signify in-group
>isn't mentally ill
>group think, sex=normal isn't mentally ill
>normal

pretty abnormal post there chum

>I don't want him to find out I'm a trap yet

>my kind of woman