I've just started watching the first episode of this, and it already seems pretty bad to be honest...

I've just started watching the first episode of this, and it already seems pretty bad to be honest. The acting is okay-ish, but the writing is absolutely not. That first interaction with Josie and the Pussycats was horrible, your typical 'these highschool girls think they're better than the protagonist and their ego won't even let the stranger complete a sentence without shutting them down'.

And this Mad Men reference out of nowhere was also pretty bad. Mad Men is great and all, but wow, that was so out of place. I've noticed that the movie The Babysitter also heavily referenced Mad Men... what is up with that? The series only finished 2 years ago. Are these writers just adding in these references to make their characters seem more intellectual just because they watched a period drama?

So tell me, Sup Forums, when does this show get better?

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It doesn't, what the fuck do you expect from a CW show?

wait til you get to the episodes where josie and her friends school the MC and the watcher on black oppression and struggle
drop it asap 2bh

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It doesn't. You either like the characters, cast and setting enough to get through the shit writing or you don't.

Don't take it seriously. It's fun to laugh at when it's dumb and oddly compelling when it's not. It's a CW teen drama, not Crime and Punishment.

The only reason to watch this show is to jerk off you dumb fuck. If you watch this show longer than 5 minutes before wiping off your hand and turning the remote then get your dick checked

Okay so I've finished the first episode and am now 10 minutes into the second.

What the fuck is up with Jughead? Are Archie and him friends or not?

bughead is a moody idiot

They got some beef but they are friends. Now put down your damn phone and take your Adderall, and don't come back til you finish an episode.

Okay I'm gonna go ahead and quit watching this show now.

Be aware you're essentially watching a soap opera with a coat of Archie paint on it.

It's melodramatic, cheesy but as long as you can accept most of the characters will be flawed and dumb sometimes, it's real entertaining to watch.

It's not high brow shit, so don't expect it to be. It doesn't even come off as such.

sexuality is fluid you idiot

You're either straight, gay, or bi. You can't be anything else, and you can't be more than one.

>It's not high brow shit
kys

It literally gets worse. Congratulations for falling for the "Riverdale is good" meme.

I want to lick her face.

>So tell me, Sup Forums, when does this show get better?

Episode 3 when Betty tries to boil Chuck alive.

>watching for the plot and not waifus/necks
do you even CW?

Why does she have Disney eyes?

I just got to the part where Veronica finds out she got "sticky maple'd"

I don't want CW shows, I expected a faithful adaptation of the Archie comics/cartoons.

>those makeup smears like she's been crying

HNNG my fetish. I just want to hold her and cuddle her and wipe her eyes and then start slapping her lightly, playfully. She laughs and calls me a "meanie," and I tell her that I'll kiss it and make it better and do. Then hit her a little bit harder, and she tells me to stop, seriously this time, but I grab her by the throat and squeeze and she cries and her eyeliner runs and I feel her whole body tense and writhe until it stops. Then I can clean up her face and wash her hair, put her in a nice summer dress and paint her nails and snuggle with her forever cause she's mine all mine and only mine forever.

>t. Cole

D-does she lives?

i want to lick betty's feet

>smeared makeup
>fetish

I don't think you know what that word means.

Smeared makeup fits. What do you think fetish means?

kill yourself, dude

gross

It only gets worse, and the references will continue to be strange and usually very dated.

what's up with the memeass photoshop?

This, Camila Mendes is perfection.

she's getting too fat

>literally "Archie" the show
>on CW
>it already seems pretty bad to be honest

No shit? You don't say? WHO WOULD HAVE FUCKING THOUGHT?

iS THAT jugghead?

No, this is some gay (literally) character who is a friend of Betty's.

>jugghead not wearing a crown and not eating a hamburger in every scene

YOU HAD ONE JOB!

Ronnie > Polly > Betty > Josie > Cheryl

>Not a show focusing on Jug-heads morbid obesity

BAKA

The mad men references was for the writer to put himself over so he can get another job in the future. The core audience watching this piece of crap wouldn’t have even heard of Mad Men

Not enough Veronica in this thread.

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no thanks, burgers are better
t. juggsheads

Chad Asian Reggie is best boy.

>cheering your classmate to diabeetus

GO JUGGS! GO JUGGS! GO!

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>cAN'T EVEN eat 200 burgers
>best boy

as if!

>yfw Jugghead was the killer all along

Yeah this is really disappointing to be honest. I know that they probably want to go for the "muh realism", but the beanie with the pointy ends just looks retarded, and I'm 4 episodes in and Jughead has only mentioned burgers once. He's talked more about the drive-in theater and Quentin Tarantino than he has about food

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>Jughead has only mentioned burgers once

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MADMAN

Sexuality is a weird fucking thing. Some people are into foot and jerk of into high heels. Some guys like getting punched in the balls. Just look into all of the weird porn shit on the internet and then tell us that sexuality isn't fluid.

>yfw Jughead comes out as "Burger-Sexual"

Some people are into.....Burgers

>Just look into all of the weird porn shit on the internet and then tell us that sexuality isn't fluid.

I love me some spider-girls.

youtube.com/watch?v=x0pPg7gd9Os

>Jughead has only mentioned burgers once

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see

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>Finally a show promoting a proud burger-sexual
>character doesn't even mention burgers

WTF?

She might be kinda cute...If she shoved a burger in her snatch

Please watch it and and make and post webms of all girl/girl scenes. I cannot suffer through anything on CW so help me out here. Thank you.

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Please watch it and and make and post webms of all burger/burger scenes

fixed.
t. JuggDaddy

Did he ever find the perfect burger?

Just because there is a Sup Forums general about something does not make it Sup Forums. It's practically tumblr-lite in those threads and that should tell you everything you need to know.

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What's wrong with her nose?

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Rosite is a type of burger, right?

What's wrong with her nose?

She is supposed to have dark hair but white skin, this actres clearly looks brown.

burger/burger means nothing to me, I assume it's a funny reference so I thought about Interstellar's approach to what is inside black holes and had a healthy chuckle. That'll have to do.

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What's wrong with her nose?

>burger/burger means nothing to me
lrn2tolerance
burgersexualRPPL2

Is this an Indian playing veronica?

She's Brazilian. Not sure if that's any better though...

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He is eating one at the diner in S2e1 I think.

>when does this show get better?
Never, you got rused into watching it by that faggot shilling it here

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>veronica is a short Indian girl
>jugghead doesn't eat burgers a lot

FUCK THIS SHOW

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