RWBY/RT Thread: Hacking the Gate Edition

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I want to Reese her Chloris.

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Quiet now... It will be over soon.

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I want to impregnate and marry Yang!

>peeking areola
MUH

Stupid monkey's paw

> first in a new line

NO

For the love of God so some Mercy RT.

I'm trying to catch up but holy fuck the imbecilic writing and dialogue of their "dramatics" is making it fucking difficult to keep on.

Which character would be the best father for Winter children?

>5/5 COCKS

Welcome to RWBY. You started because of a promising premise, you'll stay purely for the waifus.

Yang doesn't want you

Doesn't matter

Port

If you think that part was bad, wait till you get to Ruby's squeaky 8 minute long monologue.

Jaune.

Jacques
Could Pyrrha handle 5 cocks?

OObleck

Another thread ruined

She's used to ten.

anyone else excited for the second wave of disappointment coming from people who wait to watch rwby on youtube?

No

Was it all that dramatic?

I thought the problem was it wasn't and Ruby not really showing anything was kind of boring on her part.

It'll just be Tumblr and Reddit users copy pasting the same responses about Renora canon and interpretations of Armed and Ready for bumblebeefags

Japan getting more better than RT figures.

Just about anything Japan makes for RWBY merch would be better than what RT is cranking out. Last thing I bought was the Torchwick shirt and that was years ago.

Vacuo zone in the next volume, stalker!

Because Japan (usually) puts some quality into their merchandise. RT go more for cheapness and quantity because they know their fans will buy anything.

I would have liked it better if that japan trip video was bout Barbara and Monty meeting the voice cast instead of fucking Kerry and Mike sperging out.

I'm probably going to regret it but
link?

Literally everyone who waits to watch on youtube (outside of people who just can't get RT's site to work) is a casual viewer who laps up everything RT shits out like it's pure gold

>These new dolls are bigger and better than ever

Bigger yes, better no.

I don't mind Hullum being there but god fucking Luna was autistic. Their egos definitely overwhelming them.

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What do we do about the RT menace?

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Someone edit this so it's Miles looking at a photo of Arryn

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The problem with that scene in particular was that it really serves no purpose but to fill in time between Ren's flashbacks.

I mean, it's sort of nice for Ruby to feel guilty but then she's just sorta over it immediately after Jaune's little speech. So it doesn't help her character much with how rushed it is.

Does it help Jaune's character? Not really. Sort of made his character weaker actually. He was down and somewhat moody last few hours than suddenly he's sucking Ruby's cock. They even underplayed what he's going through. It feels like the writer's used Jaune (as usual) for their vehicle in absolving Ruby of sin just like they did with Neptune.

So in short, little character development and when there was it was rushed and swept under the rug.

I guess, you could show it as deepening Jaune and Ruby's friendship, I guess, but we really didn't need that.

This is from TTGL, no? That's probably the only sort of situation I wouldn't mind Pyrrha coming back as it goes well with both of their bases in a way.

Or Shane at Sheena.

Yeah it's a TTGL reference

That also works.

Honestly, I'm surprised that we haven't heard from Sheena recently, seems like she'd be trying to get into someone from RT's pants right now.

R.I.P Weiss

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In TTGL it made sense thematically, I can't really see it making sense in RWBY.

Joan of Arc was said to see visions. Achilles came back as a spirit in Odyssey to give guidance.

It won't have as much impact but the usual "Jaune's dying then he sees Pyrrha" nonsense could happen. She did do that whole aura unlocking thing so some people say some of her aura is in him and whatnot.

I'm sad Pyrra died but I don't want her to come back

I want to touch Neo

Fair enough.

>It's a "Youtube reccomends me crap episode"
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>Involving yourself in any part of the RWBY fanbase besides RWBYg and the fanart

As far as YouTube is concerned, I don't even know what RWBY is.

I think she gave up. Shane was her best chance and RT fired him rather than risk it.

RT probably has a standing "Do not associate with Sheena and definitely don't try to fuck her. She's just using you to try to steal RWBY from us" order for all their employees.

Sheena, rather disgustingly, is still doing alright for herself as a..whatever the fuck it is she does to get people to give her money
That and I doubt anyone from RT would WANT to associate with her, she hung around in an office infamous for its tendency to hire within its own social circle and she still couldn't land a full time job she's such a toxic bitch

1. Nora is somehow related to the mafia/Junior
>She uses blunt weapons like Junior and Roman
>Uses phrases such as "bribing the headmaster", "breaking their legs" which are "mafia talk"

Salem is a human Grimm
>Why not lol

Penny's replacement will join JNPR
>Pyrrha killed Penny so why not let her join JNPR

Ruby is a wolf fauna
>No. Just no.

Yang is a dragon faunus
>Again, no just no.
>Even calls Tai a wolf faunus to tie in to the last theory

Fucking hell, these were lame except the first one. Not even the standard Qrow is Ruby's dad or a single mention of Jaune or the moon.

I was weak and rewatched Chibi on my phone. Lord.

The first one is kind of on to something, after volume 4 I wouldn't be surprised if Nora was somehow connected to a bandit tribe (maybe that was what was going to start the JNPR v Raven fight?)
And Salem is a human Grimm is such a common theory it really shouldn't count as a "CRAZY" theory even for clickbait purposes
Rest are fucking retarded though, but especially the "Tai is a Faunus" one. Where did they even get that from?

Nora is so removed from her original background I doubt with the incredibly tight screen-time we'll ever get much from it.

Fuck as an example of how tight screentime is, we STILL haven't been introduced to all the Beacon staff. Professor Peach still hasn't been shown, pic related.

I'd fuck her if I worked at RT. I figure that some of Monty's raw work ethic is stuck somewhere up that vagina. If I had that work ethic, I could control the world.

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How do we save RT?

We got to see Ren's background after the plot literally led to RNJR walking through it, I could see something similar happen to Nora once they start investigating Mistral. Chances are she was connected with a bandit tribe in the area

As for Peach, she was just a throwaway name, mentioned all of once. It's not like we missed anything important by not having her show up

>wanting to gain Monty's work ethic

First you must defeat him in battle

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That vagina destroyed his work user, its not worth it entering the event horizon of her crotch to attempt a rescue mission

Yeah, I kinda liked the first one as I haven't seen anyone entertain that idea. Could be an interesting angle to play Nora's origin and sorta bring back Junior and possibly Roman.

>Inb4 Nora and Roman are actually related
That's not possible. Is it?

>Tai being a wolf fauna
Basically, the only way for Ruby to be a wolf faunus and Yang to be a dragon faunus is for Tai and Raven to be both fauna. He was sticking with Tai being Ruby and Yang's dads which I guess is what the show tells us anyways.

Tai (wolf) + Summer (human)= Wolf faunus
Tai (wolf) _ Raven (faunus) = Random faunus which turns out to be dragon.

If Tai was the human and Summer was the fauna, which I'd admit would be possible and may explain why Qrow may be profauna, then Raven would have to be a dragon fauna which is kinda out there.

She hasn't been introduced because she's not important. At all.

I think if there's anyone on Team RWBY who's half faunus its Yang, but that's probably just a result of my pet theory that Raven is a Faunus as a result of using transformation magic one too many times

And I doubt Nora has anything to do with the Vale crime scene, she's from Anima the same as Ren after all

>Kerry's self aware about Neptune
>All those Yssa puns

>Kerry's self aware about Neptune
What do you mean by this? That he's figured that everyone hates his OC?

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>that Pyrrha hanging on the sidetop

Whyyyy

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What if you walked in on your waifu diddling herself to her own MMA match?

I want to sniff the cats pits

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But her vagina can't hurt me. Monty was better than me in most ways, but unlike him I'm not allergic to pussy.

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Judging from today's' Fan Service, I think Kerry has finally accepted that Neptune is not a loved character

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It's too early to fap

>I'm not allergic to pussy.
Kek

Jadenkaiba still does RWBY? Was this a commission or something?

To give him some credit, I think he accepted that in the break between volume 2 and 3, considering how volume 3 made him the butt of the joke a lot faster than volume 2 did

Is it really though?

seems like he just did it no commission

>Implying he didn't write Neptune to be an unloved character.

>Tepuu got axed
>Meguru is in scanlation hell
>Vivid Strike was only twelve episodes

I need my cute girls doing cute MMA fix

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This is truly the worst timeline.

Didn't stop him from putting Neptune into Chibi over more important/liked characters.

Then again Chibi at times was nothing more than "haha wouldn't it be totally funny if I said this"

heh

Any mention how they writing for that character would be handled should he return? I think he got that Neptune isn't very liked because of how he was written in V3, but would they actually do anything interesting with him if he did return?

I hate shitty joke characters, and I don't want their attempts to "improve" his writing just being more of V3 because that was just unbearable.

For the last time Neo you cannot force someone to love you by kidnapping and raping them.

Who would they have done instead? Ironwood needs the rest of the Ozluminati set to really work, and they were still being awkward with Kathleen back then, and like fuck they're going to bring Elizabeth and Vic back to do Qrow and Winter
Neptune was there to do sketches with Sun, and one extended joke about hydrophobia

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Honestly I think the only thing that could work is for Neptune to drop the "trying too hard to be cool" thing and just settle for being kind of a dork while having fun with it. Which really isn't that interesting
Take away what makes Neptune insufferable and he's just dull.

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Penny, Velvet (and probably Coco) are all much more popular than Neptune. I didn't expect Qrow or Winter because of reasons you said of course, but to be fair on that point they still got Yuri in for Mercury.

Sun, as V 1 and 4 show, works perfectly fine without Neptune. I know it just sounds like my autistic hatred for Kerry making conspiracies, but I honestly believe a lot of the stuff Neptune was in was just "Haha this would be a funny scene to voice act so I'm gonna be in it as well".

I remember someone sending me a video of a Japanese porn video and it was some chick punching some guys dick and he came