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your typical kike lawyer

>the super jew

Why are the people staring straight ahead?

Is there a worse way of shitposting than this? Cause I can't think of any.

>jew moves fast to secure the briefcase of money and escape.

So she's as strong as Superman and as fast as flash and as smart as Batman...Is there anything she can't do!!

and i thought civil war was bad

Good to see special effects from Smallville still hold up today

God. I bought tickets for this opening night.

How screwed am I?

>So she's as strong as Superman

>WvS where WW overpowers Superman with the independence of a strong ethnic woman will happen in your lifetime

>as smart as Batman

she's stupid as fuck m8

I like how her hair is moving like its in a l'oreal commercial after she jumps to the briefcase, very heroic

is she the flash now? what the fuck is even going on? how do you fuck up wonder woman immediately when they got it all right in her own movie?

everything about this is bad. the locale, the actors, the action, the pacing, the tone, the aesthetics, the awful dialogue. just bad

why is she such in a hurry to get that briefcase? what's in there?

>wind blowing her hair even though she's indoors

she one upped Batman in BvS while stealing that flash drive from Luthor's mansion you fucking misogynist

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op leftist, unfunny jew shit
fuck me sideways to mars and back

>then she had to give it back because she couldn't access it

so smart

Care to explain what is the problem?

foreskins that rightfully belong to israel

just coz batman is rich af with military intelligence level technology, moreover she showed how magnanimous she is when she shared it with him teaching Batman a lesson of kindness you fucking sexist piece of shit.

Be the mother figure in a nuclear family.

>money grabbing kike
wew lads

I wonder when they will stop ripping off

the electoral votes Hillary needed to win

The way she moves is entirely comical. And there seems to be heavy wind in the courtroom by the way her hair is moving.

It looks like shit.

lmao

Thanks, I would never notice the wind.

wtf

Neither one of these things are true

Holy fuck the way that dude just horizontally flies out of frame, how is this real

>they know! shut it down!

And people here say the Human Holocaust could beat the Wonder Jew

*snorts a line of coke*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

In Wonderwoman, Ares clearly states that "Only a God can kill another God" - hence why she and not the red-herring sword (that is destroyed in the film and is featured in BvS by the way) is the Godkiller.

Since Ares killed all the other gods and she's the only one left - what are her weaknesses? Can she die?

A United Nations report that serves as proof of crimes against humanity perpetrated by the Israeli nation in Gaza

whoever the director of photography is here should never be allowed to work on another movie again

>mouse cucks so fat that even shitposting is a chore
why am i not surprised?

>that is destroyed in the film and is featured in BvS by the way

those were two different swords retard

Her weakness is that she's as strong as Aquaman, so that's not a problem

Scarlet Witch may be overpowered but at least she's not a mary sue

Why is always so funny watching women perform any form of strength activity?

>Says 7 seconds left on the bomb timer
>she takes 10 seconds to grab the suitcase and fly up and throw it
>5 years later
>click KaboooooMMM!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=PpxlqTx7DTg

AND THEN I SAW HER FACE

Faora actually looked convincing, but I can't take this kike serious

Who are these beautiful pure maidens

>As smart as Batman
>"What kind of weapon kills innocents?"

lel

>no one answering correctly
ACT

I didn't know WW could fly. But then again, i didn't know she was an israeli citizen either

Speak english?

>The suitcase would have exploded in her hands since the previous scene wasn't in slo-mo

>If the timer was set to 30 or even 25 seconds this would have made sense and still be a heroic scene

why are DC such hacks

She flies in the Timm cartoon, too. What's the problem with that?

>live in America
>don't want your son's penis mutilated
>get sent to jail for reeducation

>Leaving out the best parts

the extras don't even look scared or surprised, nothing lol

zero reaction, one dude is literally chilling with his arm on his knee

She's not flying, dumb nigger

I think it's retarded, she's not Supergil.

>0:04
looks like a tv show. man this movie must have been butchered

DING DING DING

ITS RETARDED

>I bought tickets for this
Why would you do that you Snyder fucking drone

>there are adults that unironically enjoy this shit

yep that looks stupid.


man I loved bvs and mos

ACT

lmao

>Buying tickets for any kind of opening night
>have to withstand retarded franchise fans cheering and clapping
Why do you do this to yourself

Worse than IT

Talking about superhero movies, even if mocking them, makes you a fucking loser.

Grow the fuck up manchild.

wow this looks terrible

>those fucking hashtags

Did that guy really tried to hit her with the stock instead of shooting her in the head? Pls tell me he was out of ammo at that point or something.

you're fucking here in this thread too manchild

always gotta have a black person with a fro for real diversity

>defending capeshit
what does it make you reatrd?

To mock you fuckheads. Go to Sup Forums and get this fag shit the FUCK off MY board.

How deficient do you have to be to interpret his post as "defending capeshit"?

How am I defending anything? Christ you under 25 year olds are fucking stupid.

WHAT

THE

FUCK

What the fuck

>timer shows 6 seconds left
>bomb explodes 10 seconds later
BRAVO

>hits her on the head with a gun
>not just shooting her fucking head

Both those who like capeshit and those who hate it yet never shut the fuck up about it and make threads about it for you's are fucking pathetic

It's obvious she's moving at super speed you retarded fuck

She's literally not though

>guy starts timer
>20 seconds
>6 seconds pass before wonder woman even comes in

good thing wonder woman has speedforce

>HURR I'M ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED

That's literally your argument fucker. If you really didn't want to see capeshit you'd not bump this thread with replies and you'd sage dummy. But you're probably a nuGaf niggerloving cuck that just found this website over the summer

fuccin cold blodded

1) she literally doesn't have superspeed as part of her job description
2) she literally isn't moving at super speed velocity you stupid ape
3) some of those posts aren't even talking about the time bomb you stupid autist

Thanks mom. Now fuck off back to the retirement home

She's supposed to be moving in flash-time right, so the innocent people would be relatively frozen but there's one blonde bitch in the crowd who turns her head during the sequence and fucks it up lol! I guess i had to let it play 5 times before i noticed

Bomb will explode and kill everyone, including the bad guys. Is she fighting against a suicide squad?
Why not get the bomb and fight the guys later?

how does whedon do it lads? he topped this scene no problem

Yes, they are suicider terrorists. And if she gets the bomb first they can shoot the hostages.

stupid ciafrog

that actually infuriates me to no end.

It's going to going to cuck Marvel again