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your typical kike lawyer
>the super jew
Why are the people staring straight ahead?
Is there a worse way of shitposting than this? Cause I can't think of any.
>jew moves fast to secure the briefcase of money and escape.
So she's as strong as Superman and as fast as flash and as smart as Batman...Is there anything she can't do!!
and i thought civil war was bad
Good to see special effects from Smallville still hold up today
God. I bought tickets for this opening night.
How screwed am I?
>So she's as strong as Superman
>WvS where WW overpowers Superman with the independence of a strong ethnic woman will happen in your lifetime
>as smart as Batman
she's stupid as fuck m8
I like how her hair is moving like its in a l'oreal commercial after she jumps to the briefcase, very heroic
is she the flash now? what the fuck is even going on? how do you fuck up wonder woman immediately when they got it all right in her own movie?
everything about this is bad. the locale, the actors, the action, the pacing, the tone, the aesthetics, the awful dialogue. just bad
why is she such in a hurry to get that briefcase? what's in there?
>wind blowing her hair even though she's indoors
she one upped Batman in BvS while stealing that flash drive from Luthor's mansion you fucking misogynist
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op leftist, unfunny jew shit
fuck me sideways to mars and back
>then she had to give it back because she couldn't access it
so smart
Care to explain what is the problem?
foreskins that rightfully belong to israel
just coz batman is rich af with military intelligence level technology, moreover she showed how magnanimous she is when she shared it with him teaching Batman a lesson of kindness you fucking sexist piece of shit.
Be the mother figure in a nuclear family.
>money grabbing kike
wew lads
I wonder when they will stop ripping off
the electoral votes Hillary needed to win
The way she moves is entirely comical. And there seems to be heavy wind in the courtroom by the way her hair is moving.
It looks like shit.
lmao
Thanks, I would never notice the wind.
wtf
Neither one of these things are true
Holy fuck the way that dude just horizontally flies out of frame, how is this real
>they know! shut it down!
And people here say the Human Holocaust could beat the Wonder Jew
*snorts a line of coke*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
In Wonderwoman, Ares clearly states that "Only a God can kill another God" - hence why she and not the red-herring sword (that is destroyed in the film and is featured in BvS by the way) is the Godkiller.
Since Ares killed all the other gods and she's the only one left - what are her weaknesses? Can she die?
A United Nations report that serves as proof of crimes against humanity perpetrated by the Israeli nation in Gaza
whoever the director of photography is here should never be allowed to work on another movie again
>mouse cucks so fat that even shitposting is a chore
why am i not surprised?
>that is destroyed in the film and is featured in BvS by the way
those were two different swords retard
Her weakness is that she's as strong as Aquaman, so that's not a problem
Scarlet Witch may be overpowered but at least she's not a mary sue
Why is always so funny watching women perform any form of strength activity?
>Says 7 seconds left on the bomb timer
>she takes 10 seconds to grab the suitcase and fly up and throw it
>5 years later
>click KaboooooMMM!!!!
AND THEN I SAW HER FACE
Faora actually looked convincing, but I can't take this kike serious
Who are these beautiful pure maidens
>As smart as Batman
>"What kind of weapon kills innocents?"
lel
>no one answering correctly
ACT
I didn't know WW could fly. But then again, i didn't know she was an israeli citizen either
Speak english?
>The suitcase would have exploded in her hands since the previous scene wasn't in slo-mo
>If the timer was set to 30 or even 25 seconds this would have made sense and still be a heroic scene
why are DC such hacks
She flies in the Timm cartoon, too. What's the problem with that?
>live in America
>don't want your son's penis mutilated
>get sent to jail for reeducation
>Leaving out the best parts
the extras don't even look scared or surprised, nothing lol
zero reaction, one dude is literally chilling with his arm on his knee
She's not flying, dumb nigger
I think it's retarded, she's not Supergil.
>0:04
looks like a tv show. man this movie must have been butchered
DING DING DING
ITS RETARDED
>I bought tickets for this
Why would you do that you Snyder fucking drone
>there are adults that unironically enjoy this shit
yep that looks stupid.
man I loved bvs and mos
ACT
lmao
>Buying tickets for any kind of opening night
>have to withstand retarded franchise fans cheering and clapping
Why do you do this to yourself
Worse than IT
Talking about superhero movies, even if mocking them, makes you a fucking loser.
Grow the fuck up manchild.
wow this looks terrible
>those fucking hashtags
Did that guy really tried to hit her with the stock instead of shooting her in the head? Pls tell me he was out of ammo at that point or something.
you're fucking here in this thread too manchild
always gotta have a black person with a fro for real diversity
>defending capeshit
what does it make you reatrd?
To mock you fuckheads. Go to Sup Forums and get this fag shit the FUCK off MY board.
How deficient do you have to be to interpret his post as "defending capeshit"?
How am I defending anything? Christ you under 25 year olds are fucking stupid.
WHAT
THE
FUCK
What the fuck
>timer shows 6 seconds left
>bomb explodes 10 seconds later
BRAVO
>hits her on the head with a gun
>not just shooting her fucking head
Both those who like capeshit and those who hate it yet never shut the fuck up about it and make threads about it for you's are fucking pathetic
It's obvious she's moving at super speed you retarded fuck
She's literally not though
>guy starts timer
>20 seconds
>6 seconds pass before wonder woman even comes in
good thing wonder woman has speedforce
>HURR I'M ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED
That's literally your argument fucker. If you really didn't want to see capeshit you'd not bump this thread with replies and you'd sage dummy. But you're probably a nuGaf niggerloving cuck that just found this website over the summer
fuccin cold blodded
1) she literally doesn't have superspeed as part of her job description
2) she literally isn't moving at super speed velocity you stupid ape
3) some of those posts aren't even talking about the time bomb you stupid autist
Thanks mom. Now fuck off back to the retirement home
She's supposed to be moving in flash-time right, so the innocent people would be relatively frozen but there's one blonde bitch in the crowd who turns her head during the sequence and fucks it up lol! I guess i had to let it play 5 times before i noticed
Bomb will explode and kill everyone, including the bad guys. Is she fighting against a suicide squad?
Why not get the bomb and fight the guys later?
how does whedon do it lads? he topped this scene no problem
Yes, they are suicider terrorists. And if she gets the bomb first they can shoot the hostages.
stupid ciafrog
that actually infuriates me to no end.
It's going to going to cuck Marvel again