That episode where bobby saw luanne naked twice

>that episode where bobby saw luanne naked twice

was the second time really an accident?

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Did Bobby get a boner?

care to post the season and episode?

Am I the only one with a thing for ''redneck'' girls?

Bobby's first boner.

there couldve been a lot of porn draw of luanne and her naivety. Too bad the ones that did draw her are those shitty toonporn guys.

>he saw her naked twice
>didn't like it

I will never understand.

Does texas really have airheads like luanne?

>They actually got married because Bill has the authority to do it

1)They were cousins.
2)They lived together for so long that they were practically brother and sister.

Yes.

No.

Yes.

I will never understand how Luanne ended up with Lucky.

She thought Mr. Strickland was too old so it's not like she doesn't have standards.

Strickland isn't Lucky.

You know that was a joke, right? The whole "getting married" thing was a prank on Bobby, and the "Bill actually married them" was a prank on Luann.

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>1)They were cousins.
Isn't Texas one of those cousin-fucking states?

not really. That's more the Appalachian states. West Virginia, Kentucky, east Tennessee, west North Carolina, that general region. But there's also Alabama and Arkansas I suppose.

Yes they're called inbreds.
Why do you think Trump got into office?

Texas is hicks and rednecks, you're thinking hillbillies.

Your point being?

Westermarked, and there are quite a few preteen/teenage boys who aren't into adult women, but rather girls their own age.

1. Normal people don't see their cousins as sex interest.
2. Normal people don't see people that they care about like a brother/sister as a sex interest.

>Luanne used to be smart and down to Earth
>IQ was lowered to just above mentally disabled for lulz
Everytime.

Peggy, Mihn, and Luanne are best KOTH girls.

>1. Normal people don't see their cousins as sex interest.

>normal people
>Sup Forums

not to get all euro and shit but dumbass americans think cousins count as incest

anyway, you guys think bobby and connie found some other opportunities to check each other out later?

Smart might be a bit much but she was good at trucks and really the whole show abandoned some of the down to earthness when they realized it limited their characters. Like Bobby was originally instructed to be like Dooly in that he was perpetually deadpan

>Normal people don't see their cousins as sex interest.

>They lived together for so long that they were practically brother and sister.
4 seasons, but it was like one year, max. if they WERE like brother and sister he'd have given no fucks, they'd have been showing together already

It is incest tho

Not the same level as siblings or parent/child but still there

He said normal people user, people on Sup Forums don't count. We never counted.

She was too dumb for hair school.

The only thing she was good at was taking cocks.

I was never into older women when I was younger, but Luanne is only about 20.
Thats totally not old.

I wouldnt want my siblings to see me naked.

I know some families are more ok with nudity than others but its hardly universal

uhh no it isnt. nobody in history, anywhere in the world, has considered cousins close enough relatives not to fuck, until modern-day america. and I mean post-50s. FDR fucked his cousin.. i mean while his dick still worked.
aunts and uncles, yes. torah forbids that. but by the time they get mixed in with your other aunt or uncle (the one by marriage) and pop out cousins, those cousins are just as distant from your genes as any random person you could choose.

FDRs dick ALWAYS worked
>Countries at war
>Dying of Polio
>still cheat on your wife with a younger woman
THERE WAS A PRESIDENT!

There's literally nothing wrong with having sex or even having babies with your cousin. There being something wrong with it is an american meme that has no relation to real life.

I'm not attracted to my cousins but I often get awkward around them because I'm so afraid they're going to think I AM attracted to them. Is that weird?

Whatever weirdo w-what about aunts? Is that kosher in other parts of the world?
Yes.

I've seen my brothers and parents naked more times than I can count and even hung out (no pun intended) with a lot of male friends while nude.

Not american though.

you basically described modern society
not that guy, but the earlier guy. just said aunts are offlimits.

Biting political commentary, dawg.

>Being attracted to her daughter is fine but she's off limits
That's weird.
But it was the Rustbelt that got him the office. Texas wasn't really a turning point it was always going to be red.

Your parents siblings are not kosher since they still count as immediate family.

Yes, but I have similar issues.
It's weird but not too uncommon.

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how is that weird? she's either your parent's sister or she's married
if your uncle (let's say dad's brother) died, your aunt-by-marriage would stop being your aunt, and she'd be right as rain. it would actually be really nice of you to try to fill in for your unc.

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It just seems weird that her daughter would be fine but she's not it's more or less the same area of removal isn't it?

no, it's one additional area of removal. see it works like this:
your siblings and parents are 0 levels removed, yeah?
parents' siblings are 1 removed
parents' siblings' kids are 2 levels removed, so you're good.
siblings' kids are still only 1 removed, so if you're the uncle/aunt it's mutually no good on your end.

cousins' kids or parents' cousins' kids are okay even for americans, that's 3 levels.

She wasn't too dumb she just couldn't handle the constant pressure of everyone including the teachers shitting on everything she does making her life there hell. Luanne used to be naive but for whatever reason they changed that to straight up retarded in the later seasons. Love King of the Hell but the way they treated her character over time was one of the show's few flaws because she essentially turned into what she was determined for so long not to be.

Okay I guess.
Back into the shame zone for me then.

Reminder Brittany Murphy is dead

does trailer trash turn soft when it moves to a nice small town?
no need for shame. as long as you know right from wrong, you can have any ol' feelings you want. enjoy them. jerk off to things. just don't actually go through with it.

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Man I loved the born again virgin episode. They managed to make Penny look hot when her hair came down too.

I mean, shit, this doesn't even look like Peggy

The important point is seeing somebody naked has nothing to do with sex. If anything, people you'd have sex with are the ones you'd NOT look at.

>mfw even bobby got to see Luanne's tits and the loser dancing with her is still a virgin

at least he got a massage once. i cant imagine any woman deigning to touch a man nowadays

Hank caught him and Luanne in the back of a van.

He may not have fucked but life isn't that cruel where he didn't at least get a chance to see/grope Luanne's busty tits.

more importantly, he got talked out of getting into a loveless relationship just for the hot sex.

"I saw her panties."

Didn't Owen Wilson voice that cherry?
Makes so much sense now...

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>those cute little frills on her panties

i respected this show for daring to depict a 19 year old drinking, while acknowledging that she wouldnt be eligible to win a beer company's contest

For the record, this technically applies to direct relation as well so long as it's a one-time affair. Incest babies run higher risks of developing genetic abnormalities, but unless it's something that would be a risk anyway it's not likely to affect first generation offspring. It's only when you repeatedly fuck within the family that you start getting consistant abnormal characteristics.

Obviously societal ramifications are much different, but if you had a baby with your sister it wouldn't necessarily be a Hills Have Eyes baby.

No, because the sibling of your parents has the same set of genes as your parent.

However, their child has only half that, and half from another non-related person. Less shared genes.

>she just couldn't handle the constant pressure of everyone including the teachers shitting on everything she does
>every dumb thing she does

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Older as in relative to Bobby's age.

where am I, facebook?
fuckeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrr

thats not how genetics works you literal fucking inbred

then how the fuck is it okay for a 18-5 year old to see a 1+5+2+3+10 year olds tits???

yeah but they were way harder on her than all the other arlen dumbasses
it is though. even repeated incest is only going to allow recessive shit to show up, and that's not automatically bad either
but it's pretty damn bad over centuries, most of the time. if you practiced some kind of widespread eugenics first, you could inbreed all you wanted afterwards.
it's okay for anyone to see or hear or say anything. you should only forbid actions, not senses.

It's kinda hard to learn anything in your class when even the teacher has it in for you m8.

they kinda flipflopped on that too though. her cosmetology instructors and classmates were assholes, while the actual college ones were a lot nicer, they just had limits to their patience.

>you'll never trick luanne into participating in your fetish

I think we forget the head games that people are raised around. I was around a family that didn't give much reaction to family nudity one way or the other so walking pass one of my sisters when she was naked readying for a shower didn't register anything. On the flip my gf was from a family that the idea of seeing any family member half naked over 5 years old was horrid and shameful to where one time we walk in on her brother changing shirts and she responded like it was some gross exposure of sin.
Looking at how Bobby was raised and how he doesn't seem to value beauty like kids his age (See: horny) his reaction is justified.

yeah considering how often they did episodes of the formula
>Peggy gets suckered into something, then just to indicate how stupid it is, Luanne gets suckered into it too.
or a few variations on that, it's fun thinking of things Peggy went through that wouldve been better with Luanne. the foot fetish site for one
indeed. but that kinda hanguppery is very recent. it's obvious hank is the uncomfortable type, but at the same time he's traditional enough that.. well anyway, hank is complicated in terms of what era he gets his shit from.

>that episode where bobby got luanne pregnant and they got married

its probably really easy to trick luanne into giving you handjobs under the guise that it works out her wrists.

where were you raised?
doesn't sound like the US, i haven't heard of anyone in this country that is just OK with naked family like that.

That's because the (actually very small number of) people who think it's weird have browbeaten the rest of us into never even bringing it up, never suggesting anyone else should ever not be embarrassed.

>Why do you think Trump got into office?

Because Hillary basically ignored any part of America that wasn't New York or California. Also the surrounding controversies of the donations from Saudi Arabia along with a slew of other questionable dealings. And an allegation of rigging the primaries against Bernie. Oh I'm sorry, I mean.

UHHHHHH, The nazis!

TRAILER TRASH

i thought it was pretty clear the media manipulated the debates, ensuring that only the most inflamatory candidates won, so that they could secure a mockable subject to make money from, after 8 years of a guy you arent allowed to say anything about
they want that sweet, sweet clinton bush parody money and that rich buttery war controversy news viewership

>after 8 years of a guy you arent allowed to say anything about
Why do people keep on propagating this meme. Barack caught hella shit, I remember the 2014 midterms commercials just being who the hell can distance themselves from him the most.

dunno where you live but all commercials I saw were "this guy IS obama, so he's good, but the opposition is trump so theyre bad" for senators etc.
in fact i've never once seen a political ad that wasnt left-aligned.

Dubs confirms.

Trump got in because the Democrats ran literally the worst, least likable candidate in the history of the presidential race.

It's not like voter turn out was huge. Trump won Michigan with less votes than Romney got when he LOST Michigan.

I'm not dumb enough to vote for Trump but there was no way in hell I was going to vote for Hillary after all the vote tampering and election rigging that went on during the primary. You can't reward a party that would take away our votes just to stop the other guy from winning.

>but the opposition is trump so theyre bad"
>2014 midterms
Wanna try again.

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I think people keep forgetting about that because Obama got out of office with a high approval rating and also any negative reception he ever got is difficult to remember next to the sheer panic Trump's craziness inspires.

And no Trumpfags canceling a hundred thousand people's visas is not cute or funny.

>Triple dubs

Damn son.

It's more than just the entertainment factor. The people who run these giant media conglomerates are big money donors, so they're exchanging political favors to position the candidate in the best position to win.

It's dirty underhanded psy-ops bullshit. And we saw the internet age equivalent for the first time this election season with the millions of dollars spent on Correct The Record.

That's a reason a lot of people wouldn't vote for Hillary.

All these fucking dubs of truth.