We need a handsome middle age chad Hotel Salesman who causes women to spontaneously orgasm

>We need a handsome middle age chad Hotel Salesman who causes women to spontaneously orgasm

>Say no more

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He looks like he could get away with domestic abuse far longer than the average man.

get me non threatening black car insurance spokesman

Isn't this the same guy in those boner pill commercials about being ready for anything? It's him and his wife camping by a lake and he forgot a lighter, but grins and uses flint to start a fire?

i fucking love this guy

wtf I got a great deal on a hotel room now

Nah, he looks like the kind of guy that wants to get into your business if you're arguing with your girlfriend. He would say some shit like "that's not how we talked to ladies in Indiana" or some dumb shit.

>you will never go traveling with the Trivago guy
>instead of eating food or seeing landmarks or w/e people do when on vacation, you stay at different hotels to find their prices and write reviews

Then he listens to this later when he's banging your girl: youtube.com/watch?v=rf7GfUORHtw

>you think you're getting the best deal? You think you can trust your instincts and ever feel comfortable?
>WRONG
>unless you use my product you'll always be fucking yourself in the ass

he's a fucking daddy

"ew you nasty bitch, what the fuck is wrong with you? He looks like your fucking grandpa? You really fucked that old ass hotel dude while listening to trucker music?"

It's Viagra, and not him.

>We now need a cute middle age MILF Hotel Saleswoman who causes men to spontaneously orgasm

>Say no more

Do people really watch ads in current year
With ad block and only using the TV to watch digital media I haven't seen any ads in almost a decade

Commercial with them fucking like rabbits when?

I still watch TV but only with my parents. All 3 of us usually end up yelling over whatever's playing anyways and making fun of ugly/weird looking people that pop up on screen.

What the fuck do people really think like this?

>viagra commercials

Truly is degenerate society

spic version, he was actually a meme for a while here

lmao

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They have a non-Jap be in a Jap commercial? How??? I thought Japan was xenophobic.

youtube.com/watch?v=WphYx4kIiMo

She speaks it well

Wow...that's really weird.

>tfw no gf

I enjoyed watching this.

It's more common than you think

New fetish acquired

theyre only xenophobic to non whites

My mom doesn't think he's attractive, she prefers Idris Elba and Middle Eastern men.

haha my gf is the same lol

Chad? how fucking beta must u be to think this faggot is a chad

This shouldn't be so arousing.

whites are considered japs. just watch anime, all characters are white.

HOTEL?

fucking white people desu
i'd fuck him though so it's ok
daddypussy is best pussy

has a more perfect femal specimen ever been produced?

men don't experience real orgasms
they get watered down 10 second max "rushes" lol

the japanese love whites. not enough that they will allow them to be citizens, or their hapa children born in japan to be citizens, but they still love whites.

>not enough that they will allow them to be citizens
at least you're not fully deluded, piggu

>...okay, say some more

I would be your friend in real life, user.

>tfw expected Stefanie Joosten
this is fine though

i like that shes not overdosed on kawaii-tier makeup like most weebs.

Just country stars youtube.com/watch?v=WySgNm8qH-I

flame of hate for normalfags rekindled

>Paul Ryan's older brother who has done a few stints in rehab and owes Paul tens of thousands of dolllars

Japanese is the most ear pleasing language

What's with young women and middle aged guys? They are older, slower and fatter versions of their younger peers. I mean, I like older women myself and I would get if teenage girls or 20-something roasties were all into 30-35 year-old guys. But it doesn't make sense to be turned on by guys in their 40s or 50s, even if they are mature and all.

Shirt is too frumpy.

ill take money for 500 alex

>money
>car and house
>confident and secure as fuck
>fucks you raw, no awkward fumbling
>isn't afraid to call you on your bullshit
>same age as your dad

All girls want sum daddy-dick at one point in their lives

Chicks don't like guys their own age.

Ideally they want someone around 10 years older.

Damn Jordan turned into a silver fox

>he doesnt seek out women that come from an abusive household in order to continue the abuse cycle

Its like you don't like being 43-0 in bouts with your wife.

>2017
>not being undefeated in your own house

Seducing an older man is a power play for women within their female social hierarchy. Fucking an established man is a way to elevate above basic bitch level.

Agree. And I'd vote Thai or Brazilian Portuguese as the worst

>he only takes fights from chumps
Hey floyd

Ever heard romani? That's what the gypsies speak. Pretty sure tolkien based blsck speech off that shit, sounds like a murder of crows being tortured

Just like any age, you just need to pick the right 50 y.o

>she will never put that finger inside your butthole

>weeb
>attractive

what devilry is this

>We need a middle age beta whom our clientele can identify with

>Say no more

>handlebar moustache
>relatable
The absolute state etc.

If that's a handlebar moustache then my grandma is a bicycle

What a coincidence.

>shirt tucked into jeans
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It’s funny because it’s true

You really need to stop samefagging your shitty post, mate.
That's not how we do it on Sup Forums.

top tier post jesus christ

Stop being jealous of someone getting (You)'s. That's not how we do it on 4chinz.

>pudgy, unclean NEET
>can still get it up
>mad at divorced dad under financial stress with trophy wife

C'mon user, have a little charity

(You)'s from (You) Is perhaps the saddest (You) of all.

kek, what's wrong with brazilian portuguese?

the somali language is probably the worst sounding desu

Men age very well, and time makes them look more manly and it shows how well they took care of themselves through life; while women peak in looks at 23 y.o and its all downhill from there

>what's wrong with brazilian portuguese?
youtube.com/watch?v=emYnT8HyZpc

I dunno dude. There's a mature student in my class in college. She's 35. I've never seen a woman as sexy as her.

>for some reason, we want our brand to be associated with homeless men
>i know just the guy

poo inside the loo

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Why did country turn into faggot pop music for rednecks?

>we need an alcoholic saami in order to pander to minority welfare queens that can't afford to go on vacation anyway
>say no more

is Brazil in Africa?

She got rode like one

he dicho esto tantas veces...

>hate weebs
>like milfs
>mfw

Norm is four years older, even or higher economic status.

Someone post the brazilian one, that guy is hot af and I'm sure he was in 300 or something

You never heard jews coughing up slime and askind you for discounts.
Fucking disgusting.

These sites don't fucking work especially fucking trivago that one is the worst.

I want him to abuse me t. b. h

>he is so autistic he cannot see what a younger woman would be attracted to in an older male when he admits himself he's a younger male attracted to older women

Are you seriously that autistic? A girl's first interaction with a man is usually with her father. Work from there.

It turns out they don't dub their commercials for other countries, they make localized versions with local actors and shit. Isn't this mad expensive?

youtube.com/watch?v=6M-m8Wzm_v0

Not when everything follows the same identical script.
All you need is a greenscreen and camera.

>Tfw no weeabo gf

now imagine how she looked as a 23 year old

what's this

It's so funny seeing you beta faggots trying to convince yourselves that you will age gracefully. Girls do hit the wall early in life, but men also start losing their looks at around age 25. You're just being insecure and keep telling yourself that you will age like wine. You really think that a girl in her prime will want a creepy old man in his 40's when she can get a chad the same age as her? You'd be foolish to really believe that. Men only age gracefully when they already have the good looks in early adulthood. If you're average or ugly, it's all downhill starting at age 24-25. There's nothing you can do to stop it even if you take care of your body, make good money, etc. You'll just look like a lonely old man trying to buy out younger girls and being too emotionally incompetent to catch a woman your own age.

Fuck why is this so right

Brazilian Portuguese is far from being the worst. Ever heard bossa nova? It sounds quite sophisticated when street niggers aren't speaking it.

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