Squirrel Girl

What happened between SG and Wolverine? Also, has SG ever been with anyone else that we know of?

Either it was going for "Squirrel Girl is badass because she's a long lived mutant like Wolverine"
Or
> Time travel shenanigans
Or
> it's a thing they do around other superheroes to fuck with their heads

I would like to think Doreen uses Victor whenever she gets the itch.

But she ruins his plans whenever she gets the chance.

>Tumblr Squirrel Girl is confirmed lesbian
Well into the trash it goes

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why is her baby a nigger?

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Fuck off

Better than needlessly introducing sex drama into a fun character's backstory.

Well, yeah, that's the point of Squirrel Girl.

She's a nanny for Luke Cage and Jessica.

Speaking of babies has it ever come up if the child is a mutate or mutant? Doreen should know because of terrigen sickness affecting DeCosta (USAvengers). I ask because Franklin Richards was a mutant even though his parents were mutates. Considering all the bs going on it would be hilarious if the kid was found out to be a mutant and developed M-Pox or Jessica hid her away because she knew about M-Pox. Same goes for the other Jessica (Drew/Spider-Woman). It would be horrible karma that their kids were mutants and got sterilized and blistered from the terrigen gas, especially since they've been shilling for the Inhumans via Carol.

She's not an X-Gene mutant.

Nothing it was a bad joke by Bendis. He never had any plans to do anything past that joke it was just LOL WHAT IF EDGYMCEDGERSON AND JOKEYMCFUCKINGJOKECHARACTER HAD A MYSTERIOUS PAST TOGETHER and thought no further. Same goes for the cliffhanger in Spider-men

>shilling for the Inhumans via Carol.
You mean Kamala?

>that is nutty as hell.

You were so close, Jessica.

Exactly! Its a fun little game she plays to mess with him. Like pulling on his pigtails.

she had a thing for speedball until he... changed

No, she's not. What the fuck are you even talking about?

a fun little challenge and game for both.

t. cuckold

Wolverine fucks EEEEVERRY girl, all of em. If it has tits and a twat, wolvie fucks it. Simple rule. Wolverine is what every cheetoe sniffing marvel fedora tipping douchebag wants to be, a short hairy canadian. So the writers have all the girls fuck him to keep you fucking virgins buying the fucking comics.

God she looks so hideous now.

>Wolverine is what every cheetoe sniffing marvel fedora tipping douchebag wants to be

Who the fuck would want to be a manlet?