How does this make you feel?

how does this make you feel?

Just kill me now. Get it over with.

There's no way I'd watch it, 100% white cast or not.

Sad

Why.. Leave good movies alone. Stop forcing this shit.

You just KNOW that Aragorn will be black

I am unironically shaking with anger right now

If they'd said HBO I'd be curious but Amazon Prime is synonymous with garbage

are you tellin' me

>mah nigga
>mah kang

It will have none of the passion, craft or artistry of the movies and is another example of greedy cashgrabs by creativity-deprived media moguls

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I bet Gollum will be the only white hetero cis male

LEAVE MY KINO ALONE

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

He is a kang of course he is gona be black dont you know anything about history ?

>muh brotha
>muh nigga
>muh kang

>i woulda followed you, my brotha..my cappin...my kangz

>the publisher affects the quality
amaon prime movies have been literally some of the absolute best of the last two years

triple dubs confirm it

Milking it was inevitable but not rebooting the series is a more appreciated approach than a tv series even if its's a mindless cash grab either way

have amazon and the tolkien estate agreed on how many new black/asian/hispanic/gay/transsexual/female characters there will be in it?

but Christopher Lee is dead, how should he play Saruman?
CGI?

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>implying it won't be Sir Ian McKellen as Saruman

who will be Gandalf?

like what?

Im feeling pretty comfy honestly, boys.

Love and Friendship, Paterson, Neon Demon, Manchester by the Sea, Cafe Society, The Handmaiden, Lost City of Z

There's room for an adaptation closer to the books. TV-series suits this far better than the movies, as this would allow them to put in more stuff from the books, including Tom Bombadil.

But, this won't happen, as they probably just try to add more diversity and SJW content to it, ruining it completely.

Idris Elba

>Starts out as just Gandalf the Grey
>in their post-resurrection final confrontation it's Saruman the White versus Gandalf the Black

i woulda followed you..my captain..MAH KANG

>Gandalf the brown
>Mahmoud al baggins
>Legolatisha

>Bosch
>Man in the high castle
>Taboo
>The Tick
>Startup

I could go on but if you don't know that amazon prime has delivered the best kino in literally every genre you're just flat out in denial. At this point they are miles ahead of CBS/AMC/HBO

First Star Trek then Star Wars now LOTR
They're doing us all.

>forgetting Hand of God, Patriot and Goliath

I'm curious to see the train wreck.

Gandalf the Black.

Wish someone would just continue Rome or try to bring back the space opera genre

Make it cyberpunk

Won’t watch, don’t care

Are they seriously rebooting LotR as a series?
Why can't they do Silmarillion or Hurin or whatever instead?

>Legolatisha
Unironic kek.

had to watch this adaption of Macbeth in HS that was set in some Mad Max world where everyone rode motorcycles, lived in abandoned factories with burning trash cans, and had guns. It was obvious that it was just cheaper than trying to do a period piece

because they don't have the excuse to shove in twenty thousand niggers in the cast list

all of the elves were white

They don't have the confidence to not rely on viewbait

>getting preemptively triggered by black people
Do you people actually think about blacks all day long?

this will be the dark and gritty version of LOTR, absolutely no humor and we will see Aragorn's tax policy

The first season of LotR: The TV Series will be like the 5th season of GoT.
Imagine how the rest of it will be

Some articles I've read mention the Tolkien Estate is directly involved, which means there won't be any diversity BUT there won't be ANY and I mean fucking ANY deviation from the books either. For reference these are the same guys who stalled the Hobbit video game for months because the devs put in tomatoes. They would sooner see this project never get off the ground than compromise.

fuck yeah i forgot about the tolkien nazi son who gets to tell everyone what to do

Christopher Tolkien disowned his own Simon for saying the movie trilogy wasn't bad

Is he /ourguy/ who won't let Amazon fuck shit up, or just some sperg asshole?

What are the odds that three people would come up with something so clever and mind destroyingly hilarious at the same time?

>tomatoes

they have tobacco and potatoes though

good books you mean. the movies were good but were mediocre compared to the books

>New series announced
>HAHA IT'S GONNA BE SJW GUYS XD LMAO WE WUZ KANGS FEMINISM LOLOLOL
Every fucking time with this shit.

because that's been the case the last five, six years? someone doesn't have to be a tradcuck larping national socialist to notice that

hit the nail on the head while i would love an actually tv series based more closely on the books it ain't going to happen in the current cultural climate. WE WAZ KANGS OF THE WEST SIDE AND SHIT

They've been wanting LotR for some time now so it's completely possible

Jesus what do you faggots get out of crying and complaining preemtively?

i dont know why you pretend like this will be anything but shit

cause christopher tolkien owns the rights and isn't willing to sell them for money

Because that way we can prepare ourselves for the worst instead of getting our hopes up and being disappointed.

The Original 3 movies perfectly function to tell the story of LotR, even with the changes it made.

The reason we believe that is that the Hobbit movies literally INVENTED a female character because they couldn't get away with having an all male cast. This is not some unprecedented thing.

You know what you get when you put Black People in the LoTR setting? You get fucking Godserfs.

>cast is announced
>it's this
What do you do?

Sup Forums is about 1/3rd paid advertisers at this point. why do you think there's always capshit threads here?

>people complain the only way they can, based on previous experience
>LOLJESUS CHRIST U GUIZE ALWAYS CRYING ABOUT THINGS MEANWHILE I AM MORALLY AND INTELLECTUALLY SUPERIOR I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW!!
Everytime with this shit.

It's definitely gonna be shit but I don't care cus we already have the perfect adaptation.

Cast it. Seriously.
No le ironic Idris Elba bullshit.

Nick Nolte as gandalf

why would you even care? Just don't watch it if you don't like it. Also since you're crying before it is even produced what point is there in arguing anyway?

Return to my regularly scheduled guffaw at the absolute state of america.

Jaden Smith as Frodo

Laverne Cox as Galadriel. Screencap this.

maybe rip it but refuse to pay for it maybe not even watch it because i'd rather shitpost than watch it

>Ellen Page as Gollum
keked

>No negative criticisms allowed
>Only yes men
You need to go back.

>no white cis male can kill me

Directed by Lena Durnham and Dan Harmon

Good, actually. If they follow the book more closely than Jackson.

he will not divide us samwise gamgee

I wonder if she likes cox

Sperging out before anything is announced is idiotic.

>i'm so le outraged it will be so shit
>yeah i'm still gonna watch this
Of all the pathetic crybabies you take the cake

none, so quit being a retard and LE CRYING XD over my "crying"

if you don't like the thread don't post in it

Criticism about what?

Where do you think you are?
Why do you pretend that this thread would be any better if after the OP the entire thread was just filled with "I hope it will be good"?

why did you post this on Sup Forums?

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> New serie is released
> it's actually filled with diversity tokens, sjw dialogues and feminism at every corner
Every fucking time with this shit

the fact that this triggers you so much makes me laugh with glee. The only reason i watch shit is so i can make my own mind up whether i like something, heaven forbid that i get to say something looks like shit and then proceed to watch it to validate my opinion.

cringe

Can't be worse than the Hobbit movies I suppose.

im gonna kill myself

They're shooting themselves in the foot. There' no way it can compare to the movie trilogy. They'll just cement in the minds of the audience that pure White imperium is great and nuDiversity shit is... shit.

how long would the series have to be if it was to be a perfect adaption of the books? 3 seasons?

Ay yo, Frodo, hol up. Its me, Faramir, bro da prince nigga Boromir. Word on da vine, you was there when my homie got cut up by da orcs. Even more, word is he got cut up over some bling bling you is carryin'

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They're gonna be targeting a demographic who have never even seen the movies except for maybe the hobbit trilogy, mate.

WE WUZ BLACK NUMENOREANS N SHIZ? HOL UP WHERE THE ROHIRRIM WOMEN AT?