>Implying Peggy Carter would bang string bean Steve Rogers
This is why this movie sucks because it sends the wrong messages to people - she'd probably have sex with that fat, piglike soldier before him
I mean, why should I root for a woman so shallow?
Didn't know that having a healthy body is a minor detail that is easily overlooked in a person
>probably
>why is she so shallow
wew
this is an extremely confusing comment! what the fuck is wrong with you!!!
She admired his spirit and drive before he got jacked.
It was just icing on the cake.
it wasn't "icing" she wouldn't have touched him otherwise
>Didn't know that having a healthy body is a minor detail that is easily overlooked in a person
You can be (a) skinny and healthy and (b) jacked and unhealthy.
>because it sends the wrong messages to people
It literally sends the 100% perfect message. If you wanna be Chad, you gotta work out, ALOT.
>Women are shallow hehe *tipsfedora*
If you were a woman you'd fuck jacked Steve Rogers over skinny manlet Steve Rogers too, don't kid yourself.
>water is wet *tipsfedora*
>the sky is blue *tipsfedora*
>a house is bigger than a mouse *tipsfedora*
>humans walk upright *tipsfedora*
am i doing it right?
She already liked him before he was buff.
If I were a woman I wouldn't fuck anybody, because women don't fuck they get fucked. Women are penetrated. Women are the receiver. Men fuck. Women "make love".
Is this autism?
No, it sent the exactly right message. Looks do matter, the wrong message would be giving a naive, idealistic view of romantic attraction.
is this autism?
>coping dyel
I have Steve's pre Captain American body
So go to the gym.
Take steroids like Cap
yeah fuck that, i'm not working out for years just to please some stupid roastie.
>doing it for roasties
You do it for yourself you faggot.
>So, you've discovered pornography. That's perfectly normal for someone your age. Before I was Captain America, I too enjoyed pornography. We only had medical textbooks to use as pornographic material back then, but we made do. Today, through the internet, you have access to a vast variety of pornography of all genres, with men and women in all shapes and sizes. There is truly a video for every fetish. It's easy to become addicted. There are hundreds of websites that offer enticing pornography to an upstanding youth such as yourself.
>And here are my personal top five sites...
Women really are the most shallow gender
>he said as he hastily closed his /gif/ tabs
What is the least shallow gender?
Why do you think women are obligated to have sex with you just because you have a "nice personality"?
Are you vertically challenged user? Don't worry, lots of Antifa cucks are too.
The MCU has always had a deep appreciation of the Aryan super male.
Not a argument, try again Reddit.
Guys (male), duh. Women haven't created any romantic artwork or literature that wasn't self-insert ego-porn. Who is the female equivalent of Shakespeare? Even "chick flicks" that women like because they're "romantic" were created by men.
>manlet
>sad life
>no pussy
>inject super soldier serum
>turn into chad
>instant make women around him wet
>get all the pussy he want
Honestly I cannot think as someting more accurate than this movie.
You just KNOW
>implying that there are guys who lift for reasons other than pussy
You can be happy, healthy, and alpha and never lift weights. Going to the gym all the time makes guys look like losers who don't have anything important to do during their spare time. Men who work with their hands never have time for a gym membership, and they stay in shape from working hard.
What's the quickest and easiest way to get that kind of body?
If you ever get a (cool) gf, females won't seem so mean anymore and you can stop crying.
lol
Step 1 have great genes
step 2 be dedicated enough to follow a strict diet and exercise routine for at least 2 years probably 5
step 3 take steroids the whole time
oh yeah step 6 be rich enough to afford professional trainer and steroids 2-5 grand a month and good food and supplements
so no problem right user kun
>On the other hand to be a hot girl eat salads do yoga
fuck
Is Captain America MCU's greatest movie so far?
You dont need roids if you have time.
Wrong. He roided for Thor 1.
>guys look like losers who don't have anything important to do during their spare time.
How would that be different than your life now?
>Being against cosmetic self-improvement which will lead to transhumanism
Steve represents what humanity could become if they just threw away the naturalistic fallacy. Fuck genetics, fate, nature, or whatever. If you're ugly and weak, transhumanism can rectify those problems and it should be encouraged. No one wants short, fat, ugly people around, and if surgery, drugs, and experiments can remove those flaws, why not?
thats the point though, shes only attracted to him once he does roids
he said the fastest way and you might still need roids if you have crappy genes thor is a bretty big guy
The reason why this movie sucks isn't because of your r9k-tier bullshit
You ever notice how you have to constantly rely on referring to things that other people have done to fluff your ego?
Because actors need to get in shape in 3 months thats why they do a cicle of roids.
for you
I'd say what i do for a living is pretty important. A trust fund baby paying $2000 a month on gym, food, and supplements wouldn't understand.
Tl;dr looks matter
me on the left
and too old to change
big booobed jewy girl >>> Portman