IN A WORLD

IN A WORLD

OF SOUP

FULL OF DANGER

Jews run rampant

AND ONE MAN IS ABOUT TO FIND OUT

PREPARE
TO PISS
YOUR
PANTS

HOW MUCH A NIG CAN NOG

WITH INCREDIBLE FORCE AND UNSTOPPABLE POWER

*record scratch*
I USED TO THINK MAYBE YOU LOVED ME

THE INGREDIENTS ARE VEGETABLES, RICE, AND BLOOOOOOD

I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE WOOOAHHHHOOOO

TEUE BROTHERDS

FROM THE DIRECTOR THAT BROUGHT YOU SHREK 2

A hanson hanson & hanson production

STARRING HANSON

HE SOLD TORTILLAS ON THE CORNER
AND THE MOB WANTED HIM

AT THE WRONG PLACE AND THE WRONG TIME

PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

*pumps shotgun*

TICK

TICK

BOOM

FROM THE DIRECTOR OF THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST (fortunate son.mp3) ...

*Title shows up in 3d letters*
BBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN

IS COMING

TO DESTROY NIGGERS, WOMEN, JEWS, CHINKS, GOOKS, FAGS, TRANNIES AND SANDNIGGERS

THEY HAD LEFT HIM FOR DEAD

BUT BIG GUYS NEVER DIE

IN THIS PISS INDUCING RAUNCHY ROMANTIC THRILLER

THIS SUMMER..

featuring dave franco as...............
THE SUPREME GENTLEMAN

*record scratch*
BANE?

The film critics are giving two paws up

FROM THE CREATORS OF MOVIE 43

WITH A FRESH SCORE OF 99%

FACEFUCK BURIED TREASURE

"NO SEX FOR THIRTY DAYS?????????"
*record scratch*

MARLON WAYANS IS

DIRECTED BY DAN" GIVE ME YOUR SOLE AND YOU'LL GET THE ROLE" SCHNEIDER

...Is cunny the path to enlightenment?

*record scratch*

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

...FROM THE MIND OF A NECKBEARD...

MEET TONY, HE'S A RELIGIOUS CONSERVATIVE AND WHITE...
MEET TAUREQ, HE'S A BLIND PRE-OP TRANNY, WHO USED TO BE A PORN STAR...
THIS SUMMER, THE CRAZIEST CRIME FIGHTING DUO...EVER...
LAPD WILL NEVER BE THE SAME...

but wait... there's more

MORE SOUP

FLAT SOUP THEORY 2

CELLS INTERLINKED

ROB SCHNEIDER IS -

LITERALLY JUST A BOWL OF SOUP

WITH IDRIS ELBA AS...

JEAN, AN OLD WOMAN IN HER 90S LIVING OUT THE REST OF HER LIFE AS

A BIG GUY

*SOUL BOSSA NOVA STARTS PLAYING*

HE DIDNT DIE SO GOOD