Why do americans do this to themselves?

Why do americans do this to themselves?

because mutilated genitalia makes people happy

Amjewricans

because no one knows why they do it, just do

it's what separates man from beast

they cuck themselves into not wanting to feel pleasure from sex

We thought it'd be funny

explain

yes why indeed

So, is this a television program or film?

Their influence is too strong

same reason you don't talk to women

They have to tip the doctor after being born but don't have money yet. So they have to give the only tip they have.

The doctor's do it because my parents are unforgivably stupid pieces of shit

lul

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our lives are too fast paced for smegma extraction

What's the film equivalent to an uncut father having his sons circumcised?
(Thanks dad)

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>tfw wash my dick every time I pee

I still bust huge nuts once i break that vagina barrier where it goes from hard and scratchy to jello bliss

The same way Europeans allow themselves to be enriched with islam. They have mental problems

There are nerve endings in the foreskin

Kellogg's popularized it. Look it up.

I have phimosis and I'd rather deal with this than have a mutilated dick. At least I can stretch my foreskin and cutfags can't undo a circumcision

Femanon here. Uncircumcised penises are so gross. Like eww. Circumcised penises are where it's at. The are more aesthetically pleasing and feel better too.

oh,oh... looks like the folks that got the circumsition from childhood aint gonna ever know what it feels like?

hello fellow Cracked redditor, le star wars narwhal bacon!

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Jewish indoctrination.

It's not just smegma. Having foreksin also statistically increases your chances of catching AIDS.

This is a fact that many uncut men refuses to face. It's true. I'm not even circumcised myself but it's just the scientific fact.