Eh, Sup Forums? This may sound strange, but there's a blue alien in an Elvis suit on the beach

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It's a dog user

A dog in an Elvis suit?
That's a VERY alien looking dog, I tell you that much.

It's a Koala

IT'S A CHICKEN I TELL YA! A GIANT CHICKEN!

I still say it's a blue alien.
I think I'm gonna call MIB here.

Go over and pet it

It's a weather balloon

Next you're gonna tell me I'm dating Batman

This is YOUR doing isn't it, Mertle?

I want Stitch to ride my cock while he plays the ukulele until I cum up his tight alien rectum.

Operator, give me The Ordo Xenos

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Man, that thumbnail is very misleading.

wow, that's truly a Blue Hawaii.

How so?

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That's better.

HOW DARE YOU CALL ELVIS A CHICKEN. GET OUT.

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I get it!