He's too much of a manchild to go see the movie of the year

>He's too much of a manchild to go see the movie of the year

Sup Forums stands behind this upcoming kino. Do not be fooled by the plebbitors saying it's going to suck. There is not a better film to see within the next 6 months.

>b-but 7 was bad with muh feminization

Only virgins who get can't get over their wasted childhood (and in some cases adulthood) reading crappy, poorly written star wars fan fiction novels and comic books. They can't get over their attachment to the EU and the fact that they have never been kissed so they naturally hate women. They hate the new star wars because they can't get over not being able to imagine themselves as a strong male lead character. It all comes down to betea faggots not growing up and living in a fantasy bubble. Real chads will go see this movie.

>he's going to see the movie of the year, he must be a shill

>extended universe name recognition nostalgia bait is the movie of the year
Nigga it's not even movie of the day

>reading crappy, poorly written star wars fan fiction novels
You never read any Star Wars novels did you?

If you seriously TFA is better written than the expanded novels... you are the biggest pleb

If you like either you're a pleb

You've never been told you're persuasive have you?

You cant even name a better movie of all of 2017. Nothing but garbage all year. This movie will blow redditcore boring pretentious crap like blade runner out of the water.

This right here is the face of the small minority of faggots opposed to the sequel trilogy. Too butt hurt about not having his sticky novels 90s novels excluded. Go take a hit of your yuzan bong and jerk off to mara jade while you cry yourself to sleep. Then go feel better playing retarded knights of the old canon that fundamentally isnt even aligned with starwars outside of the skins and lightsabers. The force awakens at least gets star wars.

Fucking nerds.

>le beta virgin argument
You lost gamergate and you lost the election.
Go make better arguments than trying to shit on people who actually turn the world around and give your life permission to exist.

Pshhhh
Nothin personnel...........................kid

Dont give a fuck about faggate or the election. Voted trump and still like star wars. Boo hoo sperglord. You are not special.

Nobody cares. You're the only one who cares. Get help.

>needs to see a movie because it's new
>will watch anything as long as it's the best in a 6 month window

This. Nothing beats Zahn's writing.
Mfw Thrawn will live and die outside any movie, spin-off or otherwise.

Obvious Disney shills. Is this what Sup Forums always warned would happen as we approach December??

>paying to shill on a 100k reach board because this movie has literally zero hype

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF DISNEY

you know that things are bad when marketers are getting this desperate in their attempts

I like how the only time Sup Forums is my secret club is when someone (correctly) asserts there are people paid to shill here.

The studios has succeeded in making me never want to see another big blockbuster like these again.

Disney has done wonders to kill off my childhood passion for Star Wars.
Thanks KK but I'm not paying to watch this shit again

Lucas did that already for most people with the special editions and prequels.

You're late to the party if you're only just now losing star trek love.

>"if you don't go see Star Wars, I'm going to make fun of you anonymously"
Yikes Disney, twitter is where you want to do this stuff.

Lol disney would not pay shills. Despite what you think, not many people browse Sup Forums. Go outside user... There is nothing special here.

The shill argument is just to make your shit opinions seem validated when you have no argument.

>I was jaded before it was cool
Damn you're right, preordering tickets now

Dont understand why people here rip on star wars yet praise all kinds of movies that are way worse like capeshit and nolan flicks. 7 was objectively good and was a success. Better than prequels or return of the jedi. Sure it wasnt empire, but who can live up to a top 10 film of all time?

>empire
>top 10 film of all time

>TFA
>objectively good
Inb4 meme tomatoe capeshit rating

>thinking Sup Forums likes capeshit and it's not Sup Forumsfags
You probably liked capeshit too

>hey can't get over their attachment to the EU and the fact that they have never been kissed so they naturally hate women. They hate the new star wars because they can't get over not being able to imagine themselves as a strong male lead character.
But Jaina and Mara were huge waifus/mary sues in the EU

>7 was objectively good
wrong

>y-you're a virgin if you don't want to see a movie with a horrible story and shitty characters
damn dude your life must be boring as shit

then why have pro-nu wars defenders disproportionately shown up in the last few days? there has been ZERO posts about it until about yesterday coinciding nicely with the Disney marketing campaign. All of a sudden, we're flooded with threads. If these posters were always here on Sup Forums, then why did they come out of the woodwork in unison ? Not buying it.

And its been confirmed that fucking Russia paid people to shit post all day for a foreign election I certainly can believe that king jew DISNEY would do the same for it's flagship movie.

This movie will either be kino or utter shit.
Disney wont get away with making a 6/10 movie this time. Kylo Snoke and Luke can save this movie.

And btw FUCK disney

TFA was garbage. It's a shameless reboot with no star wars soul. Take your shit opinion away from Sup Forums.

The shilling is strong with this one


STILL not seeing it, cupcake.

Rogue One is embarrassing for everyone involved, particularly the fans

not as embarrassing as the han solo movie will be

Not an argument. No one cares how garbage RO was, it doesn't affect how trash TFA is

I'm only seeing it because my dad likes Star Wars tbqh

disney must be stopped, the fascists. apologize to lucas now. kotor film when?

TFa is objectively "good" and was a success

Sure it was a success, but was it Kino? No it wasn't.

honestly if you ever give one more cent to anything star wars related at this point you are beyond being a mark and are a straight up cuck for marketing horseshit.
even mark hamil constantly shits on the new movies whenever he can, and they're giving him millions to promote it
ill end up watching it on some Sup Forums related stream someday just to laugh at it like everyone else but it isnt going to be good
also porgs lol

>objectively
>good
Yeah fucking right. People gave the same high marks to trash like WW and RO

>success means good
I guess transformers must be amazing then

>and was a success
because its cashing in on a old glory

I truly hope this is satire
>it's not objective if I disagree!
>it's not a (real) success if I disagree!

Rey is a Mary Sue because she is instantly liked, trusted and put on a pedestal by everyone she meets.

Han Solo wants her on his crew and trusts her enough to work on the Falcon. Chewbacca watches over her and rips off Unkar's arm to protect her, who also wants her for inexplicable reasons. Maz is willing to give her a lightsaber, and not just any lightsaber, but the Legacy lightsaber of the series. Finn loves her and his sole motivation in rescuing her is that he loves her. The major villains of the movie want her. Princess Leia hugs her and not Chewbacca when Han Solo dies, and personally tells her that the Force is with her. She inherits the Millennium Falcon, Chewbacca, and R2-D2 when one of the three most beloved characters in the franchise is killed off. The primary villain of the movie, Kylo Ren, obsesses over her when she is his prisoner and is the first person in the movie to take his mask off to. Absolutely every single thing is handed to her and her competence and personality are never questioned in any way, shape or form by anyone in the movie.

This is what makes a Mary Sue. Not the fact that she has all of these amazing powers and abilities without even trying or without having been trained, but the fact that absolutely everyone she meets instantly likes and trusts her. This is the true mark of a Mary Sue, and it is due to an inability of a writer to create a compelling character. A Mary Sue will always be a stand-in for how the writer wants the fictional characters to react to them personally.

None of this can be refuted. She is a Mary Sue, and it isn't because she has powers and is a woman. It's because she is horribly written and to defend her is to defend bad writing.

It's too late. Disney will NEVER let Lucas touch it again, and instead will continue to drive SW into the ground.

Sorry but it's true. Everyone ther is so interested in pushing what THEY want that they just don't get SW as something outside of them at all.

And the end result is a charm-less overly-humanized mess of pushing whatever's the current issues masked as SW.

Before Ep7 came out I had made suggestions to them everywhere about how they should try to play the nostalgia with 1970's/early 80's style movie posters and packaging instead of photoshop posters and modern packaging, not too many new vehicles (especially for the "not-empire" which somehow has a ridiculously huge operating budget), and focus on the style of cinematography of the OT.

Well we can see how wellt hat turned out.

>it's not a (real) success if I disagree!

Dont be a fucking autist pretending that the movie would have done as good as it did if it didnt have the SW label on it

>inb4 300 replies
EVERYBODY ABOVE AND BELOW MY POST IS A FUCKING RETARD

...

nice autism

Don't be an autist and pretend that a Star Wars movie could exist without being a Star Wars movie

Several of them do; off the top of my head, JJ Trek films and Jupiter Ascending.

How embarrassing

Generic scifi movies are done all the time which is exactly what TFA was. When the nualiens were posted with TFA or even now with the new movie people dont even make a connection to SW unless it has known race in it because its such generic trash

Fucking Valerian was more creative and better done overall and that shit bombed hard

What's funny is that there is zero difference between JJ Trek and TFA. They're both the exact same product.

Funny how a lot of people wanted that trash because mr plinkett said it

You don't even know what point you're trying to make anymore, do you?

In a few years you won't even remember ever using the word "pleb".

>Shilling for Zahn's tired writing style

He's not even top 5 EU authors.

Disney shills on suicide watch

Ah, Well said fellow "Sup Forums" man, I'm going to book my tickets right now!

This shows how new you are. Star wars is and always has been the number one series on this board. Go back plebbit faggot

No tfa was actually decent it was rogue one that was shit. Rogue one is for people not even fans of star wars

Disney SW is shittier than the prequels. It´s time to accept it, stop you political shilling and move on.

You're a Kevin James Anderson shill, aren't you

Kill yourself.

Rey is not a mary sue. Why dont you find an opinion that is not a copy pasta meme.

If you dont like the force awakens then i am sorry you never were a real star wars fan.

Nope. He's probably the worst SW author. Therefore I Am is the worst thing I've ever had the misfortune to read.

>Mfw going to be working at Theater during Star Wars release

Go to bed, Traviss

Can't help but notice that nothing you said refutes a single thing and that being a "real star wars fan" is entirely subjective, so good job kiddo

>he doesn't like thing so he must like this widely-agreed-to-be-bad thing instead

Luceno, Stover, Stackpole, Miller, Fry

All better than Zahn by leaps and bounds.

t. Disney shill

I'm just memeing with a fellow EUtist, bro

Luceno is my favorite

I won’t support it until there is a white male lead. No memeing

Both are shit.

Punished ren and darkside luke. Only normies will hate them. Kylo ren is literally our guy.

PORG

This is the most desperate shilling I’ve seen yet. I wonder how low the Mouse will stoop when Ep 9 comes.

>WE ARE THE SPARK THAT WILL START THE FIRE THAT WILL BURN THE FIRST ORDER DOWN
Only a woman could write this garbage

I bet 8 will be even better than 7. The force awakens was good... At least top 5 star wars movie. People just dont like it because they are plebs who got pleb filtered.

porgs

A Chad wouldn't know what the fuck Star Wars even is and wouldn't buy into commercialism clearly catered to nu-male nerds (not to be confused with the classical nerds you want about).

Seek sunlight.

t.