That episode with Abby's mom just made me realize how shit the women today are

That episode with Abby's mom just made me realize how shit the women today are.

Abby's mom had had 3 sexual partners her entire life. Abby has had 32 and she is like 32. This is the women that we get to choose from.

What a time to be alive.

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Women have a limited time before they turn into an old hag nobody wants. That's why they tend to fuck around a lot.

Men only get more desirable as you get older. Providing you take care of yourself.

This show seems so degenerate.

what show is this?

Actually on average boomers were bigger sluts
>latimes.com/science/sciencenow/la-sci-sn-millennials-sex-attitudes-20150508-story.html
>"In their calculations that isolated these so-called generational effects, the average number of partners for a baby boomer born in the 1950s was 11.68. The comparable figure for millennials was 8.26, the researchers found."

thats like a couple partners a year. not that bad if youre single

broad city
its jewish fap core

this. delete this thread immediately!

>people don't realize that all these things they call degeneracy is actually the joke
Why is it so easy to troll Sup Forumstards and why can they never understand jokes?

...

How do I tell my girlfriend that I want her to peg me without coming across as creepy?

This is jewish degeneracy: the show. Why are you surprised?

Yes, all comedy should be Christian and family-friendly.

i want to pound that zog cunt so hard my cum will burst her intestines

It's funny because anime is the most degenerate creation in history and is responsible for the extinction of entire races.

I honestly think it's the edge of the next generation that will be the biggest hoes. From 1997 and later. The ones in high school and starting college. They've grown up with tinder and Grindr and sexting since middle school. Can you imagine having that shit in middle school when you were peak horny? It's no wonder gonorrhea is seeing outbreaks.

Is it weird that I am not religious and I have found my partner hen we were both sixteen, we are together for twenty years, she is my only sexual partner ever and I never had a single thought about cheating?

As someone born in 1997, tinder is a meme now
I've gone out with a number of girls and only 2 of them actually wanted to get fucked

I'm 20 and i've fucked 6 different people, are you having issues OP?

>Men only get more desirable as you get older. Providing you get rich.

Fixed that for you.

>la times

It would be them to drum up some bullshit study about how boomers are actually worse than millenials.

This. Though, if the pot calls the kettle black it's not wrong.

That was weird when Friends was airing. I remember that episode where Monica was looking at Tom crazy because he had only slept with two women, his former wife and Monica.

>only 2 of them
>only 2
>only

the fuck? I was on tinder and only two agreed to meet up at all

dude you're ugly
my buddy whos 24 fucks 3-4 girls a week from that shit.

Well don't confirm a meet unless getting fucked isn't already agreed upon otherwise you are just wasting time and money.

When you are 30 you should have financial stability and independence for beyond that of a 20-year-old, even if you aren't wealthy.

>I'm a disgusting Jew whore XD
Amazing comedy.

"You know how you like a lickeroo? Well I like the dickeroo."

The boomers are the most entitled, whine and narcissistic generation thus far.

idk whats Sup Forums whining about
if you didn't get lucky during hs or most of college. just work your ass in your 20's get a stable and job and seek a psychiatrist to work on your mental issues. late 20's/early 30s. start banging misguided 18-24's and have fun. then decide on one to marry and have kids.

You honestly think someone with three partners is better by default? All it makes her sound is someone almost nobody wanted to fuck. Oh wait, I just figured out why she's the one who is "more relatable."

I'd rather read that than those depressing studies about millennials having fever and fewer partners. Then again I always thought those were fake.

Either way ask a boomer who's open about their sex life and you'll find out how much nasty shit they've done. Asked my boss before and gave the whole sleezeball tale about when birth control came out and how easy it was to get laid.
Tl:dr your grandma probably a sloot

>Tl:dr your grandma probably a sloot

Nah, my grandpa slapped her around too much for that to be true. Having almost a dozen kids in the middle of buckfuck nowhere also would have made it difficult.

Well all women are sluts why would she be exempt

my grandad says its harder to fuck now. because internet shows ur profile to everybody.
how girl gonna fuck u if she knows you're a loser

jesus fucking christ, you men today are so lucky to be smashing that mush pussy

I went out with a 33 year old woman once who had been married for 10 years. She still said she'd had approximately 65 sexual partners. A whoooah.

>having boomer grandparents

I hope you don't visit them.

Tell her you want to be fucked and WHY you want it.

It's literally trash TV promoting degenerate lifestyles to impressionable dumb women. Didn't they have a whole episode devoted to how great hilldawg is?

underrated

If they're dumb women, why the fuck do you care?

I've had sex with 17 girls. 5 new ones in 2017. I write all their names on a list.

If I met a girl who had sex with 17 guys, it wouldn't stop me from fucking her.

Yes they would be better because it shows they don't just give up the puss to anyone that asks. Why do you think it's been tradition for the longest time for men to marry virgins. No one wants to settle down with a whore.

incorrect, men age like a fine wine, whereas women age like sour milk.

key word being fucking.

If your gf loves you, she’d do it. Such prudes.

If by fine wine you mean gray, receding hair and wrinkly skin, then sure.

More like they couldn't find anyone to fuck then.

so she does cheat?

Hair is a vestige of our animal origins.

women. This is a chick I had a thing with I met on tinder. She was dating someone she knew from high school

then she met me

getting old is still old no matter how you paint it user, the point being men age better and remain better looking for longer than women.

we are fucking animals, it is a vestige of the primates that we were to the ones that we are

Or maybe she had good parents that made sure she wasn't getting pumped and dumped in school.

All women are dumb and don't know what they want til someone tells them.

the moms are hot tho, jews have good taste in passably attractive milfs

I'm 23, and I get laid maybe 5 or 6 times a month off tinder.

I literally don't agree to meet unless it's very explicitly gonna be sex on the first date. Hell at this point I'm just seeing how far I can take it. Setting up threesomes and shit.

Where do you live? I think location is the most important thing when it comes to tinder.

Does Abbi irl even have that many partners? She kinda seems more reclusive than her co writer, like she browses on Sup Forums. Then again you never really know...

if you dont live in a city with a good population dont even try.

this
in my shitty flyover state i wasn't getting shit
stayed in la for a month. was fucking every other day

>That's why

No, it happens because they are encouraged and because it's the path of least resistance/highest hedonistic profit. They are showered in attention and all they have to do is give in. Not that women actually thrive in this lifestyle/culture, mental illness especially in women is rampant and have been increasing at an alarming rate since the 50s.

>Men only get more desirable as you get older. Providing you take care of yourself.

True, though this doesn't change the fact/problem that the average 25yo woman's amount of different sexual partners throughout her life has increased x10 over the last 60 years or so, with that amount being strongly correlated with risk of divorce and miserable relations etc.

>Actually on average boomers were bigger sluts

Kek, do some more research.

whats the deal with ugly people acting like they are attractive?

I’m a ‘97 and this is false. Fewer people are having sex in general. Part of it is because gen z’ers are more conservative than previous generations, and part of it is that there’s a lot more stuff to do (ie digital entertainment) than have sex. For me personally whenever I think about getting a gf or I get rejected or something I can just watch porn and suddenly the scales drop from my eyes and women become retarded again.

I blame shit like Mad Men which is ridiculously anachronistic in how commonly it depicts infidelity and extramarital affairs. Shit is crazy. Makes you wonder who is pushing that kind of narrative...

Damn, do they show any fucking with these strapons?

Ugly women get a lot of sex. Most men will fuck anything. So you end up with this situation.

Never forget there's a reason you got rejected user, you dance your way around the idea all you want about by watching porn. But the answer to you problem never changes...

tell the kike goblins to put those things away plz

finally dropped this shit after the grey hair episode

>sex is bad

Pipe down , virgin.

I’ve had several girlfriends but they stress me out too much. Until I want to have a family I don’t really need a gf

ORGY PORGY FORD AND FUN

So is there actual strapon plowing in this show and if so what is it called?

>women are shit because they have sex
????
whats holding you back, traditional morals?

roasties getting toastie

this

lol don't be fooled. Abbi is just as big a slut as Ilana. She likes to act like she isn't don't believe that bullshit.

you're just jealous because you're not getting any

...

Sex is a lot of work for a payoff that isn't much better than your hand. It's nice having human contact, but you're the one that gets stuck doing most of the work.

You incels falling for this meme that women having many sexual partners before you is the most beta thing I have seen in years. More sexual experience is GOOD not BAD. Stupid faggots.

Broad City.

holy shit no
this has to be a blown out woman
>m-more experience!
yeah that doesn't actually mean anything

Cuck City.

at least she doesn't have kids. women these days fuck around even when they have children

Poe's Law in action.

this show isn't entertaining in the slightest. if you are from a place where this show takes place, kill yourself.

>wanting a women that fucked a lot of men is alpha
??????

>no chubby abbi gf

i bet harvey weinstein loved this show

it actually comes down to biology
Men are programmed to lay their seed with as many mates for a greater chance of their offspring being able to survive in the world

women are biologically programmed to take care of said children, a mothers instinct. a man failing to have lots of sex means he is an evolutionary failure, a women having a lot of sex is an evolutionary failure

It's all about proximity to college chicks

If I'm looking for a fuck I don't give a rats ass how many dicks she have had.
If I'm actually looking for a proper date and partner I don't want some coalburning "21 guys and a dog is not a lot" slut.

I've given up on the notion on finding a decent woman and I've actually had serious relationships

I think women are completely oblivious to how different it is for men getting laid. It's not impressive for you got get fucked, ladies. There's a reason being a slut is bad.

Why do you care how many sexual partners a woman had before she met you?

There's a webm on /gif/ with a girl that looks just like Ilana giving a dude head with another girl. Let's just say the audience (my) reaction was "explosive."

>le women have so many sexual partners today!!!!! not like previous generations!!!!!

Coping mechanism to not try.