I left with the best man's number

>I left with the best man's number
>BRITISH TELEVISION

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fuck her in the ass if she has one

No. I'm British and we laughed at how cringy this advert was. Noone found it funny in the sense that it was meant to be. It's so fucking bad.

I sympathise with her. She's gotta live out the one life she has as a deformed monstrosity. A life of rejection, pity and outright hostility.
What I cannot fucking stand is that some marketing cunt thought it would be cute and progressive to write her in and say she got with the best man.

This instantly conjures up images of this little tard-trike bound butthole wheeling up to the studly young bearded best man, at the reception and moments later rolling away with a knowing wink and a lick of the lips as if we're supposed to be fucking sit there, during fucking tea time, forced to contemplate the allusion that at some point a regular sized bloke and this little afterbirth-in-a-wig will be fucking going at in all filthy and sweaty with his normal sized tadger fucking smashing up against the back of her neck or wherever the fuck her truncated vagina ends and then we're all supposed to look at each other and say 'wow isn't that so progressive don't we live in such a wonderful age aren't we all so fucking fantastic'.

I wish that little 'goblin' all the best but the sewer-stall runoff that fucking worked up this ad needs taking out into the town square to be beaten by the rotted dicks of every syphilitic beggar available, gang-raped by a gang of impressively large dogs and then forced to watch her own shitty advert for eternity.

The only saving grace of this advert was the disgruntled chort that came out of every single one of my family members as we were subjected to this abomination on, what was otherwise, a pretty capital weekday evening.

Also maltesers can fucking do one. They look like they fell off a black man's diseased dingus.

is that an animatronic? looks pretty realistic

Did she get a fellow disabled person or a 10/10 square jawed supermodel tier guy with no noticeable deformities?

fuck I was just about to post this
I thought it was too obscure to be pasta

this is what soccer does to a nation

fuck, me too

The latter, obviously. Just because she's a deformed imp doesn't mean she should have to lower her standards you shitlord.

Was she the ball?

but why would the 10/10 guy lower his standards

>This is a 10/10 in Bongland

DAMN, crippled fucking retards look like THAT?!

Any fucking wh*te man has the duty to fuck any trans-thin independent womyn that wishes to do It. But only as long as she wants. If she ever decides it was rape, then he'll be thrown into prison and castrated.

Because she's a beautiful woman and any guy that can't see that doesn't deserve her. How dare you judge a woman on her appearance.

>tfw this is my fetish
Keep going, almost there

I wanna argue with you guys but then I think about it and can't say I wouldn't toss the little goblin around my bedroom for 30 minutes if I had the chance.

It's like finding a rare spawn for an achievement in an MMO or something.

>giving her your contact info
>not raping her in the toilets & leaving the shit wedding party
Shiggy

Can disabled people be Chads and Staceys or is it reserved only for regular people?

>not raping her in the toilets & flushing her afterwards

fixed

If she gets pregnant, would she die?

underrated post

It would be extremelly painful

10/10, pasta or no

Underrated post

>HE TOOK MY PRECIOUS! GRAAGHHHHH

I'd fuck her just to try it

t. britbong

>implying she can get pregnant

Would she just shit out mini wheelchairs?

That actress actually has a fairly attractive boyfriend. How does it feel that even looking like that she is infinitely more successful in terms of relationships than all of you pathetic basement dwellers?

funny you ask

It was a Shire wedding. This makes sense.

>he sticks his dick in that

What the fuck

hell yeah bro

like bouncing a basketball off your dick

You just know for a fact she let's him do whatever the fuck he wants to her

isnt this one of the wonga puppets or am i missing something

Its not like she could stop him

He dresses her up as a Harry Potter Jew goblin and makes her talk about his massive wizard cock!

She didn't say that the best man was a ventriloquist who wanted her for his act.

and you fuck a fleshlight. whats the difference?

Honestly I feel really, really, really bad for these kinds of people

They got completely fucked over by probability, it's not even their fault yet they have to suffer so much just because of that

Jesus christ.

She's like a 8.8/10 in England.

My fleshlight has only one hole

>the Virgin British commercial vs the Chad Japanese commercial
m.youtube.com/watch?v=WphYx4kIiMo

Shit this is my new fetish, do you think thats actually her voice or a Japanese voice over her lip synch

It was too good a post the first time.

It's actually her, she's from San Diego and started learning nipponese from watching anime, name is Natalie emmons

voice over

Post the vocaroos!

FOR YOU

uhhh..are you supposed to hold a kid like that

>tfw people like that still manage to find partners, get married, have kids and live relatively normal lives
>fw you're a kissless virgin

burger accent in japanese seems weird as fuck

>impressively large dogs
Fuckin forgot about that park, kekeroo

Are they related? Maybe is the clothes but they somehow look similar

This would have been burnt at the stake not 300 years ago as a conjured demon.

...

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the birth of Fredrick Brennan

top lmao

Wait, she's living her life without MY permission? How does she fucking dare

Had me until you shit on Maltesers. They're an excellent munch.

She looks like a beach ball with a head.

I've fapped to this...stupid fetish

>>I left with the best man's number
He needed a DPS for his raiding party?

This, very much this.

really starting to hate living in this country

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

If she's anything to judge by then the man she left with was probably half-best.

what?

Why did we stop abandoning these kinds in the woods again?

>afterbirth in a wig

Depends how bad it is. Below the knee amputees and single arm amputees could still be Chads or Staceys.

link???

Underrated as fuck mate

Sounds about right. That's a solid 5/10 in Britain.

type any variation of maltesers cripple ad on youtube

This is just your average British woman.

So she's BB8?

Ayy, Lmao.

>gang-raped by a gang of impressively large dogs

lost it

and i'm a 25 year old khv

its not like she can fight back

...

Anyone remember that ep of SVU with the blonde girl in the wheelchair that couldn't talk so she pantomimed her rape?

MALTESERED

I think this ones even worse desu
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how will whitey recover???

Does she float away like in the old Maltesers adverts and that's why she's chained to the wheelchair?

>normies in the comments praising it as some brave move

I wish Americans weren't so fucking uptight because that's actually amazing

Keked and checked

no it's not you dunce

They're funny, but almost definitely not for the intended reasons.

>The 35-year-old from Dry Ridge, Kentucky in the U.S. suffers from Osteogenesis Imperfecta, which causes brittle bones and underdeveloped lungs, and means she failed to grow.

AMERICA, EVERYBODY!

stop being a dumb cunt

this is porn?

>tfw my game is so shit this woman would probably friendzone me

end my suffering already

End this wretched timeline