JSA Storytime: Wildcats 3.0

Good evening owls,

we're still doing this

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I looooooove guzzling semen

Cum is yummy

Is this the fake OP again?

I'm such an unbelievably massive FAGGOT

Shut up, nigger

yes, sigh

Want a rimjob, let me know ;0

two can play at this game

what the hell, might as well make this the actual thread now, right?

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Hey ho, OP.

Chip Zdarsky on Spider-Man is a solid "could be good" to me.

I've seen a lot of "save us from Slott plz" comments

this is so confusing and strange and creepy when it happens.

let storytimes be peace

I have no fucking idea why this amuses me.

Casey trying to write a hip young Latino kid is in the "not sure if intentional parody" category

I know, right? :(

God damn it.

Fake OP, I hope you die of a particularly painful form of cancer. Or ever better, some kind of flesh eating disease, so your hands fall off and you can't even shitpost to comfort you as you die.

Those spikes are really dubiously hygenic

Isn't XXX a movie franchise? That's not porn, just Vin Diesel?

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well XXX 2 was i think Ice Cube?

Hello, Storyteller.

>issue 14
Fuck sake, we still got that much more of this crap to go. That tears it, after we're done, I'm re-reading Nu52 Amethyst as a much needed palette cleanser.

Nice

It goes through 24, and then we are free

I love how he draws Griffles' ridiculous hair

>I looooooove guzzling semen
Is that because you're a faggot, or just because you're OP?

Hey, wait a second

the imposter quit and I was all "I'm too lazy to resize images to avoid the duplicate ban" so, well, here we are

if a janitor banned them for a day or something that'd be cute, though

i'm excited to see that lady from Flash show up again

Comics Beat boasted that they had all of the solicitations for DC’s Young Animals imprint for May 2017, given to them by DC’s PR marketing department, while we Frankensteined them with all the other similarly-released solicits.

Well, it appears that wasn’t true, the likes of John Cunningham had reserved a special one for a different media partner of DC Comics, the AV Club.

Which is where the launch of a new DC Young Animal title by Lee Allred, Mike Allred and Laura Allred was found – Bug!: The Adventures Of Forager based on the New Gods character by Jack Kirby. With Kirby’s other characters Sandman, Blue Beetle, and Atlas all confirmed to make appearances as Forager tries to stop an evil uprising led by General Electric.

The first issue of Bug!: The Adventures Of Forager appears on May 10th.

decent article on why Zealot is Best Waifu womenwriteaboutcomics.com/2017/02/14/superheroes-and-the-true-female-power-fantasy/ and why WW definitely isn't the pinnacle of female characters

Same person pretended to be IMF-user last night as well. I'm still not totally convinced that this is the normal OP yet (poster count didn't go up)

>Isn't XXX a movie franchise?

Yes. A new one just came out, with Vin Diesel back as XXX after getting subbed out for Ice Cube in the second one.

Random comment- I haven't read that much Wildstorm, but it strikes me that supervillains seem to have neglible at best presence for the most part.

Like there's Helspont, and that's it for WS villains I can actually name. The whole Black Ops Superhero Universe I guess doesn't leave much room for recurring villains.

>Faster than a speeding Chili Dog

They need to stop pandering to the Sanic audience.

this sounds really cool

I don't get many of her Wildstorm opinions and elevations but that is pretty solid on the appeal of Zealot, yes

hoot hoot

Ramon is very intentionally not hip. He's basically a sawwed off version of the white guy in that one Offspring music video.

The thread for that announcement became a shitshow (again):

There's Kaizen Gamorra, but the whole point of the Authority that is continually missed is that but for not much, they are the villains

Right, but it's one of those things where "I think this is parody, but...but..."

Wow, Pym really let himself go

I know it's low-hanging fruit but someone had to say it

>The thread for that announcement became a shitshow (again):
That sucks Sup Forums is almost Sup Forums 2.0

lol

I just find it weird that this is the thing somebody gets hung up on, a regular storytime.

So looks like Helmut might have some successful persuasion rolls with Erik and Karla in the upcoming T-Bolts anniversary.

Yesterday in a thread that got pruned, someone was complaining about how storytimes ruined the board forever because "only a few do them"

I would love to see the internal thought process there.

Movies were a mistake.

I am triggered by Helmut wearing the Heinrich mask

clearly it's a sign that he's being fucked with, too

>Yesterday in a thread that got pruned, someone was complaining about how storytimes ruined the board forever because "only a few do them"
I remember that thread.

Which is kind of dumb, you'd think there'd at least be some kind of Suicide Squad expy running around.

What's the best way/run to actually get interested in Fourth World?

Because none of my frankly tangential experience with the characters have ever really ingrained them to me.

>Movies were a mistake.
And GG split Sup Forums

What the fuck is going on

Is there anything about New Super-Man that isn't completely excellent?
Also Yang always responds to my tweets which makes me like him even more

Same with most of the 90's Image series, it seems like they're always fighting generic terrorists, stereotype gangsters, and so on and the villains are businessmen or one-offs that get killed extravagantly at the end.

you can see where this is going

for once it's NOT rape

Ellis confirmed another Earth version of Midnighter and Apollo. Guess nuWildstorm is one of those ? Earths now

He's front and center with Cap on the FCBD issue. Spencer pushing this ship is like my favorite thing

Allred confirmed on twitter he's still doing Silver Surfer, he's just going to draw Bug! at the same time. So no conventions for awhile while he's cranking out art

sometimes someone likes to show up and start what looks like real storytime but with frequently racist comments

it's annoying, but I'm lazy so I just took over the thread

>Also Yang always responds to my tweets which makes me like him even more
Lucky

Helmut in Heinrich's mask is so wrong.

Someone seems committed to ruining consistent story-times

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Found it

>Allred confirmed on twitter he's still doing Silver Surfer, he's just going to draw Bug! at the same time. So no conventions for awhile while he's cranking out art
Cool

Combination of the Marvel movies, Arkham games and Injustice have brought Sup Forums users in droves. As much as people complain about Sup Forums, and Tumblr and whatever else, anyone who's spent time on Sup Forums can very easily spot that annoying shitty attitude that they've brought over here.

But complaining about the board is annoying too, so that's why we storytime.

Holy fuck was a shitshow

So, speaking of the Authority, shouldn't they be having a great big dick measuring contest with Spartan by now about his free energy interfering with their global dictatorship?

reminder that angry dude here has repeatedly cheated on his wife, but she gets mind-controlled into fucking Wax, and it's just not something he can take

Hi, thread. What the hell is going on.

i loled at Slott's tweet about still being on Spidey and Surfer

>hippest
That term was dated by the time I was born

Also is product placement really effective advertisement to normies? Everything I've experienced says otherwise.

>But complaining about the board is annoying too, so that's why we storytime.
Atleast something decent.

>mind-controlled into fucking Wax
uhh
We have a four letter word for that, Joe.

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AWW YEAH!!!!!!!!!

lol this cover is great trolling

You missed someone (same dude as the original op here) impersonate PM-IFAnon last night as well

>Same with most of the 90's Image series, it seems like they're always fighting generic terrorists, stereotype gangsters, and so on and the villains are businessmen or one-offs that get killed extravagantly at the end.
Or each other. I still think the dumbest part of WildCATS v2 was them getting into a dust up with Youngblood because they were bringing in "Their" bad guys.

>for once it's NOT rape

Well, surely once Wax resolves this little crisis, there WILL be time for rape, right?

Seriously, Wax is a terrible protagonist. It's like making Purple Man one of the Avengers.

>generic terrorists, stereotype gangsters, and so on

I guess Spawn stands out

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>It's like making Purple Man one of the Avengers.
don't give Marvel ideas

If I ever start storytiming, that is how I will open every thread.

I didn't miss that, actually. I'm the "is this guy coming out of the closet on us" smartass

I don't think we can take the continued Caseyness of going back to 2.0 because man, there's some gratuitous edge in there beyond this

Damn, Wax

Careful. Now that you've said that, someone is going to unironically want it to happen. And then it probably WILL happen.

No, I'm not Cranky.
Just irritated by Fake OP, who is the storytime equivalent of that jackass that keeps posting racist threads with that pic of the guy blowing himself.

Standing out would require him to do something that's not sulking in an alleyway doing fuck all.

Well, she IS tied to the bed.

>Is there anything about New Super-Man that isn't completely excellent?
I'm not big on the art

I meant the Spawn villains. At least in terms of design

True, he's got like, at least four antagonists I can name, and I only own like 2 issues of the Medieval Spawn/Witchblade crossover.

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Meh, saw it coming. All of it.

I think the problem might be the inking and colouring because the pencils the artist posts on twitter usually look great.

See, this is why Wax is not so much a creep.

how many costumes has Marvel Angela been through by now?

nah, he's still a huge creep

Not enough that they've done a Marvel "Party Angela" yet?

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Todd made three genuinely good characters in Spawn, two of them are Sam&Twitch, the other is Violator.

WTF was marvel thinking.

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Is this guy so not the Tom Cruise from Tropic Thunder? HE IS.