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Do you think Bobby would become an SJW on Tumblr?

he's clearly reddit

I dunno. I see bobbie as someone who as he gets older, just bounces around between hobbies, interests, lifestyles, etc. without every truly attaching to one.
Just meandering with one until he gets bored and moving on to the next.

If he sticks with his dream to be a comedian, I feel like he'd acknowledge that SJWs have no humor and keep away from them.

Granted, I guess that doesn't stop Louis CK.

>I feel like he'd acknowledge that SJWs have no humor and keep away from them.

Bobby doesn't know anything about humor and how to stay away from unfunny shit. Also one of his consistent character traits is how impressionable he is.

Just look at the clown episode.

Bobby would be the biggest SJW.

I wish Bill got what was coming to him in this episode
what a piece of shit

worst episode of the series, stuff like this is why breaking up Bobby & Connie was a terrible idea

also Hank should have kicked the everloving crap out of Bill for doing that to Bobby

>that episode where Bobby read posts from Stormfront to a black audience at a comedy club

A lot of earlier episodes Bill needed a serious ass whippin'.

A lot of later episodes though he began to redeem himself.

Connie and Bobby ending? Worst thing ever.

I like to think the last episode made up everything though and in my head-canon Bobby and Connie rekindle their love and have pale-skinned asian babus

Their reason for breaking up made total sense, though.

The relationship just doesn't make sense from Connie's side. What is she getting out of it other than held back?

Seriously, that shit could've really messed up Bobby if Boomhauer didn't give him a confidence boost.

You don't watch much modern stand up do you? Comedians are a very liberal crowd.

Love? Endearment? Happiness? A mature bobby that starts to prove the straight man later in the show?

SJWs are a few dozen miles past the liberal line.

But she and Bobby don't make each other happy because she enjoys being a super serious person and he likes making jokes about everything.

It all made sense for things not to work out between them.

>mfw Hank ruined his chance at changing room sex with the trashy short haired chick

felt kinda contrived since those issues only really appeared in that episode, if there had been hints about it in some earlier episodes than maybe it'd be better, as it is you can tell it just happened because someone on the staff didn't like it

also while them being together might not have made complete sense it certainly would have been better than what them breaking up led to in the show(Bobby getting a ton of terrible plots involving girls over the rest of the show, and Connie gradually declining in appearances to the point where she barely shows up at all in the last 3-4 seasons)

Hank

Dale

Bill

Boomhauer

Contemplate with care, patience, and deliberation how each of these men sound when they reach orgasm.

BWAAAAAH

>Hank
BWAAH!
>Dale
Sha-sha-sha!
>Bill
The Billdozer growl.
>Boomhauer
Dangol'dang.

They had two episodes about that
basically Bobby will do it if a teacher or a cute girl rewards him, but when he realizes it's bullshit he eventually calls them on it

>when he realizes it's bullshit he eventually calls them on it

No he won't. He relies on Hank to get that ball rolling.

Which won't happen when Bobby's in college and most in danger of becoming an SJW.

It was actually a pretty funny joke. I still use it myself

it's sad how nobody openly acknowledged that there was a funny kind of incongruity with bobby telling 'why the cops always be pullin' me over, what's up with that?' jokes. he could have worked that into a real act.

>he could have worked that into a real act.

The problem with that is that it's peak is when he's still a little boy. As he grows older, it gets less and less funny. Not to mention the bit just growing stale through repetition.

more importantly if you make a career out of HAHAHA REPUBLICANS AM I RIGHT? you get applause, not laughter.. and eventually they get tired of you. Especially since nothing you're doing couldnt be done just as well by someone else, you're expendable.
eh.. it was there, a little.
I just wish we'd gotten a scene with Bobby telling Joseph he hung out naked with Connie for hours just going over their history homework.

>I just wish we'd gotten a scene with Bobby telling Joseph he hung out naked with Connie for hours just going over their history homework.

"Yeah, me too, dude."

>alright then
>wing.. wing.. WING-GO!
>AWAWWAWUUUWW... J'ARRIVE!
>yo dang'ol talkin' bout fixinna.. almost.. gonna.. dang ol gonna justabout.. BOOM!

yes, and Hank is how he realizes it's bullshit
but it isn't just him following another drummer blindly, he GETS it.. eventually. and there's no turning him back after that point
having a dad like that sticks with you later on. that voice is always there, reminding you 'heh, my dad would say...' and that's all it takes really.

of course, but.. eddie murphy's entire act as a kid was doing richard pryor, who in turn started out just doing bill cosby. That's how you start. Then you develop your own material organically, not with a deadline

The whole "wizard kids" episode is pretty much bobby realizing his magic friends were kind of bullshit on his own.

>more importantly if you make a career out of HAHAHA REPUBLICANS AM I RIGHT? you get applause, not laughter
lol you wish people didn't laugh at republicans

Then, going by that precedent, he would realize that the SJWs are full of shit right as he's about to drink period blood and not a moment before.

hey there's nothing wrong with eatin a girl out on her period.
he'd figure out they were full of shit right before sucking his first dick

i.. what?

Bobby got cucked, that's the joke.

I can see Dale posting in /k/ and /x/ and not knowing the difference.
I honestly can't see any other character posting in Sup Forums except MAYBE Bobby in some episodes. But he's quite conservative too by Hank's upbringing.

i mean, that wouldn't happen, isn't much of a joke, and.. wouldn't qualify anyway

Keep in mind that Joseph is the son of John Redcorn.

Also, the only way I see Bobby and Connie getting back together is if Joseph knocks her up the summer after high school but before college and she has to give up on her dreams of a successful life and settle for raising her son with Bobby.

bill on /r9k/ hank on /diy/ and boomhauer on /s/ and /gif/

Bill would've came here for /mlp/ then fell in the trap the rest of us got caught in.

he is a kid and a pretty childish one
most kids grow up and become adults, tumblr is for the ones that dont

He would pretend to get pussy, but act like he is serious about it

that would just be pottery

>black guy gets involved
>points out how bad bobby is
>then tells the audience they are the bad ones because free speech
>tumlrtards will defend this show without realizing its completely opposite to their views

/s/ is a really odd board. It's either full of people like Boomhauer or 4channers just have shitty, generic, lifeless taste in porn most of the time.

it made sense tho
connie was shy and bland
bobby was fat and a clown
no other girl would look at bobby twice but connie because without bobby connie was completely boring

heyhowaboutthatdangolthingyoudowithyourmouththatdangolthingitellyouwhatwiththetounganddangitimalreadythere
tell you what

>without bobby connie was completely boring

But Connie wanted to be boring.

she didnt
her parents wated her to
she would probably become a big slut later on

No, her parents wanted to live their dreams of success through her.

And Connie was the one that broke up with Bobby, not her parents.

there was an episode on her going with hank and the guys to play some hillbilly music at the city because she wanted to do something fun and her parents didnt allow her
why am i even discussing this? she is the classic girlfriend trope, she was only part of the show to be bobbys girlfriend, the second sidekick to a comic relief. There was nothing to her, she barely shows up in any context not related to bobby

Ha, I loved what he was trying to do there.. and how it didnt work.. because this is still a comedy club and nobody is interested in free speech right now
it was nice though because he lost his job from hank bitching about his 'offensive' comedy (which literally everyone else loved) so he won the moral victory and helped bobby out

>Keep in mind that Joseph is the son of John Redcorn.

lol no. Dale has native American grandparents. Joseph is a throwback

because the concept of open mic is that anyone can get in there and tell jokes
let me guess, you are one of those retards that belives free speech is only about goverment and its ok to rail up a couple thousand people to destroy shit at a college campus and threaten a gay man to shut up or else you are beating him to death right?
free speech is for protection against opression in any form, coming from anywhere. You wouldnt be ok with a theater hanging a no blacks allowed sign

You should keep an eye on your wife, Mr. Shackleford.

i gotta say, the retcon that rusty shackleford was a real guy whom dale identitythieved was pretty unsatisfying.. it was kinda clever but it ruined all the past episodes in a way.
for one thing, the first time dale comes up with it, he's suggesting someone else use the name

dude i was just saying it didnt work, he got silence and coughs. i'm on your side. i think. you mean threaten a straight man, right?

it doesnt matter
other than the irony of liberals threatening a gay man with violence because they dont want him to be allowed to speak at an university
i get it has nothing to do with him being gay but still

oh is this a real thing that happened
basically colleges are little hitler youth camps now, which is hilarious since the first thing they teach them is 'everyone but us is eichmanns'
it's like, the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people he didnt exist, but it's even more impressive the way fascism has pulled the jedi mind trick as if calling up the console and reversing all the enemy NPCs' alignment

look up milo (yanoppolis?) (yanappolis?)
he is fine tho, his book became a best seller after it
its funny how they get trained to fight facism but they are the facists so it doesnt work

You have to admit a gay Nazi is inherently laughable on a conceptual level

His limp-wristed body would have been in a pile with the people he hates so much in Nazi Germany

i dont buy it for a second that half the kids parroting this shit truly buy into it
you want to know why? look the riots, sure they break shit, harrass people and a few guys caught there get punched in the face, they are well aware of how to use their numbers too, this is something they got taught
but thats as bad as it gets, if they truly belived they were fighitng opressive nazis they would go on police killing rampages, they would set up bombs, etc just look at what people do in the middle east
liberal facism is starbucks facism, pathetic

yeah that is the saving grace: their incompetence, flaccidity, and haphazard aim. it's kinda like that whole turkey-syria-russia-IS thing right now where there's like five or six factions that all hate each other, and america benefits from every one of their destructions.. so we just get to sit back and wait for it to be over, for ONCE in our lives. no good guys involved.

>if they truly believed
you would think, but they've also been taught laziness by our modern cushy lifestyle. i doubt they could ever care about anything enough to actually lift a finger, but they do 'care' in the way they think caring works.

milo doesnt hate anyone, has you ever seen him speak?
he is a massive troll and when people scream in his face he cracks a few jokes at them and then laughs harder when they get mad
there are hundreds of videos on this, hell he isnt even good at debating, he gets nervous and forgets his points
you? you would fit right in
you are one of the most hateful bigots in the world

I've heard from a lot of analyses that those terrorists in the middle east are basically just reacting to having nothing. No food, no water, no women. You get desperate and lash out. It's very difficult to be a terrorist when you have a nice home to go to afterwards and you can, in turn, think of the homes of all your victims
Why else would every military in the world treat its soldiers worse than slaves, worse than prisoners?

except you do get the odd one who thinks streaming the torture of a mentally challenged man is funny
as bad as they get (and they are horrible) they would never go as far as to publicly execute a man, look at socialists in south america and you will understand. Hell castro said he killed so many men he started to enjoy it

This. You want to know what's funny? A lot of Anita Sarkeesian's supporters laugh at her detractors for giving her so much attention, yet don't realise that Milo's doing the exact same thing to them.

truth is islam isnt as old as christianity, hell christianity is judaism part two, its old as fuck
if these countrys were left alone a couple thousand years more they would catch up to the rest of the world today and islam would change so much you wouldnt be able to recognize it

there is nothing special about europeans and europe other than their land provided great opportunity for fast evolution, because evolution is not only genetics but also societal, think about how much work went into adding sewers on big ancient cities. People used to die in a city faster than they were born

i think streaming is the key word there, but yeah
attention is the only currency right now. it's sad people dont realize that literally the entire media that covers anything but fiction is our mutual enemy right now, playing us all against each other so they can rob us blind.

well if we're fair though, modern shitty middle east isnt that old a phenomenon, the ancient muslims were more civilized about their barbarism. they were proper disney villains, not 24 villains.
but yeah that is a valid notion. for all that people act like white people have gotten special treatment and cruelly ruled the world, it's only been that way for about 500 years.. and only because yeah, all those little tiny defendable but not permanently-defendable pockets of land made for rapid development of technology.. that and the plague killed off all the weak ones. Otherwise in the grand schemed of things, it was the brown man of the desert who ruled the world first, followed by the funny-eyelidded man of the orient, and only third the white man of europe.. and if the world hadnt suddenly shrunk massively in size by the permanent establishments of colonies and shipping routes, who's to say the various other men of the southern hemisphere mightn't have developed as well? we're all equally shit genetically, it's all just about timing.

>if these countrys were left alone a couple thousand years more they would catch up to the rest of the world today and islam would change so much you wouldnt be able to recognize it
It was already like that for a lot of these nations half a century ago.

You know, before the Cold War decided to rape the entire region collectively.

People hear what they want to hear
The media was always out of touch, they employ hundreds of people and have to produce the news in such way it has to be slow
The alternative media had the edge on them becuse they could report on things fast but also they were less credible because they didn't take the time to properly research anything
Now they lost that because they tried to lower themselves to work on the same ground as youtubers without knowing how to and listening to all the wrong people. The bias was always there but working like this it for pretty obvious
24 hour coverage was a mistake, the news should have stayed as an hour long segment at the end of the day and a newspaper the following morning

so you consider the old slow media and the current 'alternative' media separate entities? I suppose I can buy that
the important thing is, they decided (quite erroneously) that there's more money to be had in fear and instability and people paying to see political pundits tear ideologies apart than there is in unity and peace and stability.
Possibly because their own warped teachings tell them that 'having more money than someone else' is the same as having more period, so they're trying to fuck everyone over for their own short-term gains while pretending people who do that are their enemies... and the only response to that is to become it yourself

To be fair white men fucked shit up for other white men constantly
Which goes to show. Give them the perfect ground for civilization and make it hard to get invaded and they will make up for it by killing each other

How does one fight against it though? You ignore it, you become uninformed. You pay attention, you become misinformed. No media is infallible from this. Alt news has less scruples than mainstream media but at the same time has more balls to cover what mainstrwam media won't. They aren't trustworthy either.

I think that's pretty true of every area though. fucking each other over constantly didnt do shit for sub-saharan africa.
>You ignore it, you become uninformed.
the key is in realizing that paying attention to it doesn't 'inform' you one bit. The only real knowledge is a solid set of morals and ethics. What actually happens is irrelevant to everyone but pragmatists. especially since it's impossible to get more than a tiny sliver of reality from even thousands of peoples' experiences, let alone a single-digit number of journalistic investigators.
besides, and this is something people seem to have forgotten since social media took over the internet and tried its best to kill off normal private communication like messaging and chatrooms... you can always just go ASK people stuff. You can ask almost all over the world what's going on. and if it's an area where you can't, do you really think anyone else can either? They're not doing much more than you could.
just do what you know is right for now, and examine history after it's over.

>How does one fight against it though?
Penalize lying, hard.
>oh but freedom of the press
too bad. You lie, you lose your license to practice that business. You're not sure? You make fucking sure you post "we aren't sure about this, but this guy said.." and if it turns out he didn't say that, you lose your license
>but that's not profitable
then close down and try your hand at fiction. if people really want to be informed, they will find a way to contribute, and in the process they will make sure they can trust whom they hire.

I heard something very interesting the other day
Its no secret that they are professional liars, they have been doing it since the invention of the printed press
And hell they were great at it when they were the new kids in the block but this is the trick
Suppose you need to cover Muslims in a good light but you know that if you go snoop around you won't find anything good.
So instead you go out of your way to avoid finnding problematic truths and show you the picture of a dead kid because technically its not a lie if they don't know the truth, just the blind leading the bind
They are news and they try their best to stay uninformed to keep the public uninformed

Do you think they actually KNOW the damage they cause, or is it accidental?
I mean I don't find it coincidental at all that when everyone started reporting that print media was straight-up dying, they invented (and we have documentation that they invented it) a financial crisis based around rising gas prices that turned what would have been a wee hiccup into massive layoffs, causing everyone to flock to the media to hear the next in the ongoing saga of THE ECONOMY

but does it bug them at all that all the money they made off of that is worth a lot less as a result? do they not get that if they manipulated things the opposite way, we'd all be so collectively rich that they could really half-ass their job and still live cushy as fuck lives?

The news must be as close as absolute as possible
That's why its news, because its truth and the truth is absolute

sometimes it involves no malice or no human emotions at all. the pound was literally crashed by the automated portion of the chinese stock market that decides the value of currencies based on news headlines

in an ideal world we'd have Socratic news
"eh.. something's happening, but who knows really? we don't. what if it was like this? If it was like this that would be pretty interesting, and it would sure be better for everyone if it didn't stay like that. but then what if it turned out it was actually this instead? we'd all have egg on our faces. hey, if you come across some of this, how do you think you'll react?"

I actually thought about this
They want to police fake news? Let them
Thy want to form a council to decide what is fake news? Let them
They want complete censorship control? Let them
But as soon as one of the news they say its real is proven to be false or a fabrication or an attempt atmslander they gt fined 50 million dollars for ethics violations
They want to be the arbiters of truth? Let's hold them to the standard

exactly. with great power/freedom/rights comes great responsibility. the freedoms in the fucking constitution need to come with that as well. we have freedom of religion and they sure as hell get torn apart and laid bare on a regular basis.. and rightfully so. those of us with the right religion know we can weather that, and it would be wrong to try to avoid scrutiny
though as we see with scientology all it really takes is money and lawyers to circumvent the law. we need to banish lawyers fucking asap.

I thought the final episode established him as becoming a professional steak taster or something.

The last few seasons have stuff like that all over. Quite a few of those episodes were pretty unsatisfying.

Can you imagine a world without lawyers?

Sorry for posting something actually somewhat Sup Forums related

The way you pay for your rights is by fighting for them
Washington was a hell of a madman
Money is a double edge sword, if the want to use money to be above the law then we target our wallets
None of getting people jailed, not getting people fired, etc. Let fake news on your site pay the price
Facebook, YouTube and Twitter have news tags so they are responsible for telling people directly this is news
Irl they can't go a single day without having to apologise for their "news" this would kill them

>There was nothing to her, she barely shows up in any context not related to bobby
>user discovers the meaning of supporting characters

Except Joseph had episodes focused on him and he was at the bottom of the gotten pole
Hell he has plot and character development
Writers never bothered to give Connie a personality
This is why the test to see if a movie is sexist is so stupid
>If there aren't at least two female characters and they do the talk about anything other than the protagonist
This applies to every single supporting character ever, the movie is only going to pass the test with a female lead

yeah they came dangerously close to outstaying their welcome. There's so many contradictions, like Bill used to refuse to cut civilian hair, would only cut Hank's if he was on the base, but then he eagerly joins Hottyz
or how surprised Hank is that Bobby would ever hold down a job, when a few episodes ago he was practically running his own vomit-cleanup business

Web lad you're going all over the place. King of the Hill does pass that test even though Hank is main character. I'm sure other shows do but you're right that the test isn't an accurate measure. I think that wasn't the point of it though. It goes in already assuming a zero sum game and is meant to be cynical. "See, this is such a small requirement but this show/book/movie still can't pass it".

I think it's funny how all that focus on 'representation' has served only to split up the various oppressed subgroups into having identities based entirely on being in that group, and then when the almighty dollar comes into play, suddenly they realize there's no money in catering to a minority group
and what's really sad is execs used to say shit like that back when it WASN'T true. "nobody will see a BLACK movie" they'd say, when in fact people loved those. because they weren't obnoxious yet, they were exotic and fun.

Well technically the only thing needed is for two female characters to talk about something other than a man
So having a single line would accomplish it but you know the real intention behind it
Think of any action movie thats about the protagonist chasing after the villain, it can't possibly pass the test unless both the protagonist and the villain are female because there isn't any other important characters
Even if the protagonist is female and the villain male sorry it fails

youtube.com/watch?v=AkIdqjPYRbA&t=6s

He's Movie Bob.

Realistically that would require having only an A story. Most stuff has at least 2 side stories going on with other characters, unless it's a very simple one-track short, which don't really apply because normies don't watch shorts.

Yeah, I feel like the stuff that's trying to shove the DIVERSITY message down people's throats ends up being joyless and boring because they don't really have a point beyond existing for its own sake. Look at black comedy these days. Utter unfunny soulless shit compared to stuff decades before that just wanted to have fun.