Write a better twin peaks season 3 in exactly 10 words

I'll go first
"Ray Wise plays bob instead of a gay CGI bubble."

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Everything is the same, except more Jeffries and Jumping Man

Make an honest to heart follow-up on all the mid-season 2 material, ditch all the Lynchian surrealism in favor of more sawmill schemes, more Ernie Niles, make Cooper start working as a pharmacist in town, like originally planned.

In the last two episodes it's Annie instead of Diane

> make Cooper start working as a pharmacist in town, like originally planned.

wut

he was going to disperse pills filled with magical native american smegma

DOghue get into shenanigans and save the day thank DPOguo

Remain in Twin Peaks the entire time

replace all the characters with jumping furious midgets in drag

Thoughts on this?
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>Finally, Lynch also commented humorously on the idea of him being involved in the sex scandals that Hollywood is currently caught up in: “Stay tuned”.

More Sheryl Lee and Madchen Amick jiggling around in tight clothing.

Actually make it about Twin Peaks

>watching the united states of leland
>sheryl lee is in it
>leland palmer
why is this? was lynch like hey lol be in that movie because leland is in the title, it will be weird

The fuck are you talking about?

Sheryl Lee is a very good actress

and even better at sucking down Lynch’s hot loads.

Delete this post right now

Keep it exactly the same, it truly was already perfect
These too
I understand but I disagree

Cooper is a robot and Albert and Gordon become transexuals.

Holy fuck I thought you were lying, he’s funny as hell

He can't keep getting away with this.

he's the sexiest cross between a boy band star and an old man

He's probably had alot of panties in his mouth.
youtube.com/watch?v=ioKyxGkBRro

t. Sheryl Lee

Last TPG threads had some S3 kino phone wallpapers can you post them again ?

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Why is this board so obsessed with this talentless director?

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>6 hours of bonus material in 28 days

>it’s just six hours of footage of Lynch raw dogging Sheryl at various times over the last twenty five years

Sorry lads, but you've been EILEEN'D

DELTE THIS

Take a walk, cripple.

Triggered?

Absolutely agree with this

Cooper never gets his mind back

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This is an OG /tpg/ poster, would be amazing kino

>"improving" the event that was the Great Lynching
Lol no can do.

SLEEP TIGHT SHERYL

Vedderfags will never EVER recover.
I miss on-season /tpg/

My dick

Windom Earle comes back as main villain

Better thread:

THINGS THAT DISAPPOINTED ME ABOUT S3 (but I still liked it, tho)

>Tea Kettle Bowie
>Too little B. Getty
>Too much Dougie
>Lack of atmospheric soundtrack (more in the early eps
>Obnoxious Audrey
>"I'm not a tree."
>Michael Bisping why?
>Golden shovels

I dug just about everything else. Especially, the final episode.

>Recalling the days of their collaboration, Lynch added: “Someone made him feel bad for the accent he put on at the time of Fire Walk With Me. I thought it was fine, but in our last phone call he asked me to cast a real Louisiana actor with a real Louisiana accent for the voice acting of his character, and so I did. Funny enough that actor sounded just like David Bowie.”
APOLOGIZE

Why does Bowie hate his magnum opus so much?

>25 years from now Lynch releases a Twin Peaks: The Final Complete Anniversary Set which includes S3 and S4
>special features include hours of compiled footage of him fucking Sheryl Lee back in the 90s packaged as “Laura Palmer’s Secret One Eyed Jack’s Tapes”

>didn't even give the orb owl wings
wtf

You probably wanted the orb to impeach Drumpf as well, don't you Frost?

More: owls, Ray Wise, Charlie, Wally.
Less repetitive: Jerry, Jacoby

>owls
Man, fuck the owls. They were never creepy or disturbing, they were fucking stupid. One of the worst things Mark contributed.

Don't show Diane, half the episode count, dougie forever

the owls meme really peeves me since it is purely a S2 thing, and was so clearly forced.
Also every dumb thot with a twin peaks tattoo probably has an owl on it somewhere.

i just think owls are a cool animal and contribute to the woodsy atmosphere

The fangirl in that video is a qt. I would masticate her goo-encrusted unmentionables every day of the week, and twice on Sunday!

The one major issue I have is Cooper not saying hello to Albert after finally seeing him & Gordon for the first time in 25 years. He just glances over him. It just feels like an incredible oversight.

maybe they had a falling out but continue to respect each other professionally

How could they have had a falling out when Coop was stuck in another dimension for those 25 years

Based annie posters unite.

ELECTRICITY > owls any day.