Batman #17 Storytime

"I Am Bane" part For you.

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Why is Bane all of a sudden badass now when it took Catwoman, like, eight seconds to kick his naked ass?

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he went back to using venom

Nothing will ever beat his "fight" with Dick during Batman: Bad Blood.

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>remembeer when i forced my sons into comas to stop them from fighting crime of their own free will

Man bats is a crazy autist under king

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These are the healing chambers from DBZ

This is some bullshit right here.

Time for Duke and...Gotham Girl...to save the day!!!

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>Duke
Oh boy can't wait for you to see the page of rage

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What's Hush been doing in the nEw52/Rebirth anyway?

Don't kill selina king, not after this arc

Dooon't you do it

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>Echs

REEEEEEEE

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God, this run is worse than Snyder's. At least that run had good art and great character designs. And giant robots. Fucking skyscrapers to fight kaiju, what the fuck?

I knew it

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Oh shit, when was the last time Bird was seen?

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Yes but at least he loves them now. Snyder would have had a page long monologue about him being free from the burden of being around them

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STEPH WAS A ROBIN TOO
this is bullshit
fuck you King

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Skyscrapers fighting kaiju was all Orlando

who is he?

God damn I'm happy gordon got a cool moment but cw got gunned down like a biiitch

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is this really needing a full page

OR YOU KNOW JUST ASK HIM TO STOP BANE
WHAT THE FUCK

Page(s) of rage

I'm not wearing glasses from this issue on in, as to avoid spoilers, but I could recognize it from the inks teased on King's twitter a while back.

Good point.

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Fucking neo-Bendis speak. King's comics are lousy with it.

>Now presenting the new and improved Bat-Family

Duke is the worst
Steph could've done this

>all the worlds
>dying
>reborn

Jesus Christ. HE REMEMBERS.

Green Lanterns: Superman:

>Morrison hall

Are you ready for the arc to end with Gotham Girl beating the shit out of Bane?

Come to think of it, what's the toughest entity Bane's ever taken down?

>neo-Bendis speak
jesus. Is that really all you got from those pages?

But does he remember being brutally murdered by Black Adam?

that's nowhere as bad as bendis

What the fuck has this dude done to earn your hatred? He just helped Gordon beat up Bane's mooks. He didn't make anyone job or do say something retarded.

I bet it's one of the reason he's afraid so yes.

they're doing basically the same thing with Jessica Jones and Batman with the remembering stuff

Steph isn't black-so-progressive

no it would be 4 more bubbles in that page and more hip lingo

This whole issue had no lingo in it

A mask to the face would be unforgettable.

she surely has more fans though
she must, right?

Who the hell are these losers?

Sup Forums is full of autistic cringe. Anyone who isn't Grant Morrison writing Batman is automatically terrible to you people.

These are just the ones he doesn't give a fuck about enough to protect.

It happened pretty fast though

so who were the 3 dead bodies at the end of the previous issue?

Actually them but not dead, seems to be the intent.

Steph is a villain now, it happened in Detective Comics

People who unironically use cringe are often the cringiest of all

The Robins brutalized but not dead. Thankfully Alfred got them all set in their new jammies before Master Bruce tucked them in

>Nolan Alley

You're the only one who understands me, user

I hate comic books

Nobody expects Revolver Ocelot.

this is easily the sloppiest shit he's ever done. and christ, i don't know what it is about bruce's solo books that caused him to redo how he writes him but his bruce was excellent in grayson and is a near miller level psycho in this

Bravo King. Truly, this is a masterpiece on par with Sheriff of Babylon, Omega Men and Vision.

Should I know who that is?

Isn't that a two-page spread?

>implying Kingshills would ever defend this run
We all agree that this is just an unfortunate mistep in an otherwise stellar career and all this is most likely some combination of editorial and Snyder's fault.

A misspelled name, that's who.

Nah, people with taste also like pre 90s Batman.

I just spit out my drink
no way

Even putting those aside, Grayson kicks the shit out of this run.

>dude editorial and Snyder lmao
Yeah keep harping on that. Meanwhile Snyder is writing the best Bat book currently on stands.

Couldn't King bother to tell us what happened to Robins in at least one panel instead of making us feel like we missed an issue?

>but his bruce was excellent in grayson
Dude, he literally only appeard in few panels. How the heck did you decide that he is excellent from them?

Finch intends to sell the original. It's a large, generic Batman piece. It should sell fast for a happy sum. You can see this with lots of artists across different superhero books, especially bigger name ones. It's no terrible error, just probably paying bills.

Jesus. Her fans cannot catch a break, it's kind of funny to watch really.

King is probably ghost writing it, desu senpai.

Who is the black guy in his boxers?

Bronze Tiger

>put Dickfag in charge of the main batman book
>it's shit

This was no surprise to anyone that isn't new to comics

Why not put Gotham Girl and Psycho Pirate in the fortress of solitude?

Why not get Superman to kick Bane's ass since Bane is now on American soil?

At a guess it's because a character fewer people care about got shown winning a fight, while the more popular ex-Robins got beaten off screen and fridged.
Though duke also got beaten off screen, and they probably get thawed out next issue. So everyone should calm down.

Batman is in a stupid dick waving contest with Bane. Those losers getting kidnapped is a classic result of pride and hubris, and probably something the Robins could have prevented while Batman chilled at Arkham.

>the Robins could have prevented

they clearly failed

I'm just waiting for Lark to go full Joker

naturally

Did Bane's crew beat the Robins up or was it Bane himself? Because Gordon and Duke managed to beat 2 of the lackeys on their own.

Any new character introduced in comics when you're growing up is new, natural, and welcomed.

Any new character introduced after the writer you've been reading for a while leaves is unnatural and bad and should be killed because they're just tokens anyway, and why isn't my favorite still number one?

My experience as a Timfag.