Yfw 1x1 = 2

>yfw 1x1 = 2

One times one equals two because the square root of four is two, so what's the square root of two? Should be one, but we're told its two, and that cannot be."

>Next time, baby

What even more hilarious is that he spends 17 hours a day making plastic models that PROVE 1x1=2. He left college because he argued with a professor about it.

You literally can't make this shit up.

>1 beer 1 time equals 2 beers

Shhh don't tell him.

I like his sense of humor.

maybe because not taught in english but in language i use we was taught like;
one ones is one
two twos are four
three threes are nineth
and so on, about right yes?

Yes. It doesn't matter what kind of logic you try to apply, it's impossible to reach the same conclusion he did.

I kinda want him to do a TED talk or something, watching insanity is fascinating.

>Terryology

He has a tiny dick too

>yfw 2+2=4

A system can be defined where 1x1=2

-1=???

>fired from Iron Man because of his autism

It's still wrong.

he also demands that women use baby wipes before he licks their assholes

A reasonable request

I would rather lick pure ass than flavored wipes

enjoy your stomach virus

we wuz axioms and shits

Can someone explain how he got 2?

Read the thread

Listen to him explain why a bubble is a sphere sometime. The amazing thing was the first time I heard all this in an interview on NPR and the host was treating him like some sort of all knowing philosopher god, they had no idea how fucked up any of the shit he was saying was

Like he thinks its a perfect sphere? Bubbles can be quite spherical

He thinks it's not a triangle.

I was always wondering, you know, why does a bubble take the shape of a ball? Why not a triangle or a square? I figured it out. If Pythagoras was here to see it, he would lose his mind. Einstein, too! Tesla!

A bubble is a triangle what kind of bubbles are we talking about

Replace "times" with "group of"
1 group of 1
1 group of 2
7 groups of 7