Happy "Annoy Squidward Day", Sup Forums!

What are your plans for today?

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To show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town... wearing a salmon suit!

Dont try to cheer me up spongebob....Please.

Open heart surgery

You're gonna be wearing a salmon suit?

I'm going to be trying to get Squidward to compete with me for Employee of the Month and have him try his hardest. Only to reveal it was a trick on my part to get Squidward to work harder for no extra money, and at the same time win Employee of the Month for coming up with the plan to trick him

How do you know that was February?

If squidward is spongebobs best friend what does that make Patrick?

>implying

February is the only month of the year with 28 days.

clever user

Wait, is that also referencing the employee of the month episode?

Which boards Squidward uses? I wanto to shitpost there

Sup Forums, I'd imagine.
Possibly /r9k/.

His other best friend

Sup Forums, /ic/, and I'm not sure what board he'd use for his love of dance.

Are you sure you should be poking it like that?

He shitposts about burguers on /ck/

employee of the month happens every month, user

Doesn't dance go on /asp/?

Does anyone else find it a little strange that Annoy Squidward Day is right after Valentines Day?

He also talks about fine dining.

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His daily sucking

Do fun things with Squidward it's sex

Well damn, nice dedication.

you guys are impressed by this? its been listed on the spongebob wiki for years

Why are we assuming that undersea creatures use the Gregorian calendar?

Those are the weirdest weeks I've ever seen!

Well they use the standard 12 months with the same name, I don't see why not.

>What are your plans for today?
Why, celebrating my birthday of course.
You... did remember my birthday, didn't you user?

Who's the doctor here?

No.

a big dumb pink loser.

I intended to make this thread last year but forgot. I'm glad OP did it because I probably would have forgotten to do it again

deep lore

Happy birthday!

Sup Forums really does have a huge number of birthdays around Feb/Mar. Wonder why that is.

I guess a lot of our parents got to fucking in may/june

same