Hey Sup Forums, Mike "The Corporate Hoe" Rowe here with another "dirty job" for you

Hey Sup Forums, Mike "The Corporate Hoe" Rowe here with another "dirty job" for you.

The job? Sign my pledge.

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Hey Mike, maybe your next dirty job can be fucking my virgin ass!

I'd only sign a cuck pledge

>it's an "artsy liberal arts major and journalist pretends to be a blue collar worker" episode

>being this proud of working
Lmao what a brainlet

what a hypocritical loser. he's never done a "real" job in his life. He's a primadonna television host and that's all he's ever been.

Why do conservative rednecks love this dude?

You misspelled "conservitard".

Fuck I hate dumb people

we don't

he's the right wing version of a virtue signaler

He sells them the dream that can be rich digging ditches for a living.

Kill yourself you brainwashed leftist shill.

>hhhuuurrr people should get more useless liberal arts degrees

Leftists are brainwashed retards that fight against their own economic interests

someone would have to do this work in your commie utopia too. this is better than using threat or use of violence.

>library cards

look up his wikipedia

he has never actually done manual labor - he has worked in television for decades

they're retards that can't see the wolf in sheep's clothing. like usual.

Is he doing duck lips in this photo? Absolute bug man

>Whatever you do guys, don't take risks. Capitalism and free-enterprise isn't built on such things at all. Just keep your head down and obey everything told to you. Never attempt to innovate anywhere at any time.

>being cultured is useless
Response I'd expect from a utilitarian brainlet. Keep scrubbing toilets, you're just a temporarily embarrassed millionaire.

oddly, ive met this guy three times before. he lives in the marina district of san francisco, which is one of the most expensive neighborhoods in the country and would walk his tiny yip-yap dog through the streets with a coffee always in hand. friendly guy but you can tell he just carved out a little niche in glorifying blue collar work and made a good living out of it

why did the ones that tried to innovate ended up worse?

>be stupidly rich
>tell poor people to take it up the ass

...

I honestly don't understand how people can be happy with this lifestyle.
Literally all I do is scramble to get to work to do the same thing everyday and then get black out drunk and do it all over and over and over.
This isn't a life, it's insanity.

how is he a bugman? he sucks, but isn't a bugman supposed to be someone like this?

>temporarily embarrassed millionaire

LOL that's a fresh nugget of wisdom. What's the matter with Kansas? You're voting against you're own interests

I'm a liberal who votes against my own financial interest because I possess a moral compass.

This is why the rest of the world doesn't take America seriously. We're the only country that believes in this wage slave BS. The idea that we are purely the product of our choices or that the work you put in is reflected by your level of "success" is wildly dumb.

>anything other a death state into the lens is nu-male
How do you even function.

all i know is that he's a top tier daddy and i want him to fuck my little cub ass

what?

slaves raise slaves and their christcuck book tells them its good to be a slave because it was written by a jew

you have to respect the jews for the shit they did to the white people

itd be like having all the negros worshipping the white man for enslaving them

this is what a true alpha looks like. try to imitate me

>Passion? You're so entitled! Despite billionaire on top of billionaire, magnate on top of magnate, expressing the importance of passion since at least 1900 and stating that the key to doing something exceptionally well over the long term is being passionate about it, let's take a page out of some liberal prick masquerading as a blue collar good ole boy and just drop any and all ambition we have.

This guy is communist propaganda and deference to "party authority" disguising itself as blue collar right wing ideology. If everyone followed this shit we'd be the Soviet Union 2.0 and it wouldn't surprise me if the underlying motive behind this is a further push toward socialist conformity.

You're right, a numale would have been more appropriate
Are you defending "men" doing ducklips poses?

Those jews pulled the wickedest slow burn on these white cucks the world has ever seen.
That's why the chinks are scared, because they know they're next.

>dude just work hard, blue collar workers are successful if they work hard?
>Me? I was an opera singer and television host and I've never worked a real job in my life. Why do you ask?

Jesus wasn't a jew. Its you who's been jewed here,

you are breaking his 11th commandment

Go look at the wages for your local city. I make 25 an hour doing mow and blow.

Fuck off, libtard.

>jesus wasn't a jew

>God's golden boy wasn't part of The Tribe

lay off the red pills, they're making you retarded

Look how small his hands are.

Holy shit, literally a BDSM slave pledge.
Except if you do this shit for a mistress she'll let you bust a nut in her sometimes.

Fuck, what a retarded corporate bourgeoise slave.

Good goy. Keep believing that.

They look pretty soft and clean, too. You'd think a guy who made a living doing "dirty jobs" would have some callouses and maybe a little dirty under the fingernails.

i didn't notice until you pointed that out but holy shit they look baby smooth

I like him because hes actively discouraging kids from doing the college meme and getting in massive debt to get paid $15 an hour sitting in an office. You can make like $25 welding shit to other shit. You don't need a degree, you just need training

some of what he says is good, but the rest are vapid platitudes from the mouth of someone who has never done anything outside of choir and television (look it up)

I've seen 10 year old boys with rougher hands than that. Fuck this charlatan.

There is literally nothing wrong with working a 9-to-5 job for 50 plus years than retiring to enjoy a small peaceful quiet life

Is he? I don't see that in any of the "SLAVE Pledge".

I don't doubt that

ok Sup Forums

if the jews are really khazars then how did the jews kill jesus?

you realise tradies are fucking broken by their adulthood?

yeah its nice being 28 and having lots of money because you didnt need any training and you dont mind using your body

now think about 38, 48, 58, you still arent even retired yet

falling for the labor work meme is such a spook

>being alive is inherently good

Is he implying these values are bad?

>number 1 is the only true thing on this list

you sound like a cunt

now this time with an argument

Mike Rowe is based, all progressives should be exterminated

baito desu ne?

>America #1
>Better than those rich tiny European nations like Monaco, Norway, Lichtenstein, and those shell company islands in the Carribean

shiggity SLAVE

define better

i dont need to theres literally no metric that makes America better than those rich countries with few people

Dirty Jobs was a great show, sorry that he triggered you NEETS

no, the character of mike rowe is "based", and a lot of what he says he just nebulous platitudes

mike rowe sung choir and has been a television personality for 30 years, and he's never done the manual labor he seems to be so fond and proud of

he did to blue collar workers what larry the cable guy did to redneck retards

the US has a higher HDI than one of the countries you mentioned so that's already wrong

the left are, as opposed to the dirt poor right-wingers who do their very best to support the rich and fuck themselves in the process? pftthahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

im surprised rowe could see his way to signing his name, what with that enormous job creator cock in his mouth. seriously, how fucking subservient

i bet you think bill nye is actually a science guy too and that people only think he sucks because they're science deniers

Nope. But Rowe is a funny charismatic guy and his show was interesting and entertaining. And the USA is still the best non meme country to live in if you want to work hard to get ahead.

i won't deny any of what you said about the usa being the greatest country, and that some of what rowe says is good, but he's still a charlatan making money off pretending to be a blue collar worker

Yeah, he was totally 100% black Roman.

How is he a charlatan and how is he making money off of it?

I actually agree with a lot of the things he says.
t. tradie

good for the US

I work 3 jobs at like 65-70 hours a week and I barely manage to pull 1800$ take home every month.

Fuck everything.

meanwhile right-wing retards vote against their own economic self-interests by cutting taxes and programs so that the 1% can get richer and keep fucking them in the ass.

Makes u thnk

You're just not working hard enough user :^)
Keep scrubbing those toilets and stop complaining, you'll never be rich at this rate.

What the fuck? I make that every 2 weeks and I still think I'm making shit. How are you even alive?

Do you believe that you have won the greatest lottery of all time? Are you grateful above all things?

So long as the employee is part of a union there is zero wrong with that pledge. It's only a slave pledge if they agree to give more to their boss than what their boss is willing to give to them given market demands for labor. If you work more hours than your peers and don't get paid more then that's bad, but it is also bad if you and all your peers work hard but for zero extra componsation.

Also don't forget to SHARE YOUR SALARY/WAGE INFORMATION WITH YOUR COWORKERS. Your employer doesn't want you to talk about it because it means they may have to start paying people equal amounts for the same job.

You are your own company and you deserve to negotiate for the best terms for your services as you can get. Beyond that, yeah, work your fucking ass off.

A man can die, but an idea... an idea is bulletproof.

THere is no argument to be made, he made the affirmation that "being alive is inherently good" and he has to prove it.

user raised a doubt, "is being alive really inherently good? why?" - try thinking about it and forming your opinion.

then why are Americans better off than anybody in Europe even if you remove the super rich class from the averages?

Bill Nye IS an actual science guy... the problem is that "science guy" isn't an accredited title.

IN THIS QUITE FORMAL SENSE LOVE IS EVIL *COCAINE SNIFF*

Notice how you said "real job" and not "a hard day's work"? I noticed.

thank you based unions!

Do Americans believe #1. Are you guys really grateful to be Americans? I don't mean proud by the way, I mean grateful.

>If you are grateful for something that someone has given you or done for you, you have warm, friendly feelings towards them and wish to thank them.

But we're not? Take for example vacation days. The standard American job should offer 2 weeks paid (most don't). A lot of Euro countries offer 1-3 months.

his "persona" is that he is experienced with manual labor and trade skills, while he was actually a choir boy and has worked in television his whole life - look it up

but that doesn't make him a charlatan, he never represented himself as anything besides a TV host

>being this much of a coporate cuck
washingtonpost.com/opinions/five-myths-about-detroit/2013/07/26/132c2932-f478-11e2-9434-60440856fadf_story.html

what are you talking about? he represents himself as a blue collar worker in everything he does, yet he is anything but that

Don't be stupid no job offers 3 months paid holiday. Here in the UK you get 25 days, excluding bank holidays (8 of those), that is reasonable.

So if I say "howdy" to passersby does that make me a charlatan because some mouth breather like you might presume I'm a cowboy or from Texas despite me never saying I am?

Only Texan faggots say howdy so you'd be in the wrong.

>Currently an editorial writer for the Los Angeles Times, my work has also appeared in the Washington Post, Sierra Magazine, Los Angeles magazine, Orange Coast magazine, New York Times Book Review (books in brief), Buffalo News, Minneapolis Star-Tribune, Teaching Tolerance (Southern Poverty Law Center), Solidarity (United Auto Workers) and elsewhere.

wow I'm sure this will be balanced and fair

>unions are why Detroit became an industrial powerhouse and have nothing to do with why production moved out of there
this fucking guy

Where does he do that? Give me an example where he calls himself a blue collar worker.