Why didnt Ross just hire someone to move the couch up?

Why didnt Ross just hire someone to move the couch up?

then it wouldn't have been such a pivotal moment in the show.

Why didn't Ross just rape Monica to get back at Rachel? Some questions will just go unanswered.

I believe he was *ahem* jewish

Kek

the moving company was on a break

Ross is a jew, therefore likes to save money.

Kek

>Carlos.jpeg

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You're not funny

Why did Ross, the largest Friend, not eat all of the others?

But did they move the copy girls furniture?

Ross>Chandler>Joey>Monica>Rachel>Phoebe

Why was Phoebe even a friend?
Side character at best

>God tier

Red Ross

>Great tier

Ross

>Okay tier

Russ

>red ross
He got fucked up though

she was girl joey but nowhere near as entertaining

Lmao joeys was a million times better in a million ways

no he didn't

Maybe I'm remembering wrong but doesn't he not get laid out by Rachel?

something tells me that 999,999 of those ways in your mind somehow involves joey's cock going into your mouth

Doesn't he*

what the fuck are you talking about

You're mom

>DAT projection

Why didn't he just hire the eagles to take his couch?

They can't be trusted

Because of his taxes

Thank you, now I will rewatch for the 74th time Friends.

On my 76th now

Weird running into this thread. I was literally just trying to remember where this guy was from.

red ross is when he plays rugby you philistine

I know I was thinking of when they played football
Im a complete fool

My man.

Why didn't Ross trick fat Monica in to sucking his dick by putting peanut butter on his dick? I thought he was supposed to be smart.

Samefag