Films No Woman Could Ever Understand

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Wasn't this directed by a woman?

Either way, it was total trash.

actually, yes, and judging by the opening quote she chose, she didn't understand it.

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The Grey
The Road

>written by a nu-male
>directed by a woman
>mostly made-up
>about a non-combat technical job
>whose practioners spend most of their time whining like bitches

This is actually a very good example of what women incorrectly think war is like.

Fuck you user, I didn't want to feel these feels tonight.

>That part when army dog has flashbacks to lighting up that kid with the .50

Fuck that movie was heavy

Cast Away

>that part where army dog loses his bone in the mine field so he lures Vietnamese children into the field to clear a path to get it back

>war is not 99% walking, waiting around, taking orders from dumbshits, and cleaning the shitters
>war is an action movie just like my favorite capekinos
>I am a manly man war expert

Yeah nah. Hurt Locker was inaccurate trash.
>muh Ranger EOD
This is what civilians unironically believe.

especially this scene

Um... B 1/187th; Afghanistan and Iraq, so... um... yeah, bro...

Um...

... yeah.

Fobbits, when will they learn?

Post proofs faggot

The second best EOD tech I ever worked with was a woman.

EOD is an all male mos

Oh. She must have been faking it then.

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>Who Let The Dogs Out starts playing

can a tranny understand Hurt locker?

>directed by a woman

jesus fucking christ, user

>army shitter

And you know how to use a computer? Interesting!

Also, could you please stop begging for us to support your stupid asses? All those deployments for things like finance support, or contracting really fucked us over during the wars.

t. 6C

Whiplash

Blade Runner (both of them)

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only scene that's ever made me cry

Fall of the Roman Empire

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That scene came out of the left field, made me tear up, good thing I was alone.

Get over yourself, faggot. A war movie can be good without going out of it's way to accurately portray all the technical shit no one cares about except for narrow-minded military goblins.

Fuck, this scene.

Watchmen
300
Man of Steel
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Does this mean a man can never understand Prevenge?

seriously that movie is such a weird mix of guys acting totally irrational and strange action-scenes... when i found out it was directed by a woman all the parts seemed to click into place.