I work hard all day

to pay for this 6,000 sq ft house, big screen tv's, gabagool on the table, video games, all kinds of scooters and bicycles.. Columbia University and for what? To come home to this?

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A MOULIGNON!?

I'll bet. I got a half pound of gabagool at an upscale supermarket (after all the threads gave me a craving) and it was fucking pricey.

Why did David Chase call us out?

Prosciutto > gabagool

sucks to be you

spending all his time on one of those internet chit-chat rooms

>Prosciutto
enjoy your worms, why don't you just eat raw bacon.

>Proceeds to smack AJ in the face.

Why did Tony give up the coochiebamba?

CARMELA
AJ, your father and I have discussed it and we both think its time for you to get a job.

AJ
I don't know what you guys are complaining about. I have a job! I'm a janitor for a popular online imageboard. I clean up shitposts and one day I might make Moderator.

(Carmela throws her hands in the air and rolls her eyes)

CARMELA
Fantastic! My son cleans up virtual puke for a living!

TONY
And this online freak show you working for, Do they pay you a salary? Do you get health insurance? Union?

AJ
Actually... I do it for free...

TONY (rage)
You do it for WHAT? Whatsamatterwithyou?! What have I been telling you for years? About how a man make a living? Provides for his family?

(Tony smashes his bowl of cereal behind AJ's head. Takes his phone and breaks it in his bare hands)

AJ (crying)
No Wonder I tried to kill myself 3 times last week!

(AJ runs up the stairs. The door to his room slams)

(Bobby Enters as Tony Breathes Heavily)

BOBBY
You know Quasimodo predicted all this.

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What the fuck is gabagool? Same with all those pastries Chrissy steals? I never know how to type em because I just know they are butchering the actual names, but always wanted to try it.

was tony ever in the wrong?

gaba=coppa, it's dry-cured cold-cut pork and it's incredible

>Officially it refers to the slightly spicy traditional Italian cured sausage known as Capicola as in, “Hey Tony, let’s go grab a Gabagool and pepper sandwich

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oh fuck its that zip furio at the door of my 6000 sq foot house and he wants his cappucino and my wife!

UP IN THE CLUB

Speaking of, has anyone ever had shfooyadell?

A butchered slang term to refer to capocollo a type of dried, cured beef that is fucking delicious

One thousand dollars

wateva happened to gary coopa dats wat i wanna know am i right fellas

Gary Cooper was gay?

fucking gay model

gabagool > prosciutto > mortadella

OH Chrissy, what's with this satanic black magic bullshit?

EEEUUOOHHH MARONNE STUGOTS

Anyone remember early on in the show when someone knocks on the door and it cuts to AJs room and he is pulling up his pants like he just jacked it. I always thought that was real funny

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>WORD TO DA WISE, REMEMBAH DEE OWLS

GARMELLA :DDD

Das a gooda pasta

He never had the makings of a Lodge magician

>Hehe you hear what I told him? I asked him how long it took him to get a third season!

B R A V O

Morning after the election
Tony KLUMPS into the bing back office
Christopher is playing pool, Paulie and Sil are watching the victory speech
>Paulie: I knew that cocksucker would win, I called it.
>Chrissy: You didn't call shit, you can't even vote.
>Paulie: Oh yea? Who'd you vote for?
>Christopher: None of your business.
>Paulie: I bet you voted for Hillary. She got most of the fag vote hehe.
Sil chuckles as he peels apart a grapefruit.
>Christopher: Fuck you Paulie.
>Paulie: Hey Ton', you hear what I said? I said Chrissy voted for Hillary, she got most of the fag vote hehe.
Tony's mouth is so full of bacon egg and cheese that he can barely breath.
>Paulie: Who'd you vote for, Sil?
>Sil: Ah I didn't vote. The jews pick it months in advance. Hesh told me.
Tony swallows half of the entire sandwich in one bite.
>Christopher: The whole thing is a scam, it don't matter anyways.
Tony turns red with anger.
>Tony: You don't think it's important to vote?
>Christopher: I didn't say that, I just think it don't matter.
Tony is outraged
>Tony: It don't matter? Audie Murphy don't matter? What he fought for?
>Christopher: Audie Murphy? Who the fuck is Audie Murphy?
>Tony: Audie Murphy! The lil' guy, killed like a hundred germans in World War 2! Ah what the fuck.
>Christopher: I'm sorry Ton'.
>Tony: Oh stop it with the sorries.
Bobby comes in the door and drops another breakfast sandwich on Tony's desk. He sits next to Paulie on the couch.
The news reviews the election and Trump's victory, newscaster practically crying.
>Bobby: You know, Quasimodo predicted this.

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Holy shit

UP IN THE CLUB

>>Christopher: Audie Murphy? Who the fuck is Audie Murphy?

I also would have accepted

>Christopher: Audie Murphy? That moolie on TV?

kek

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DO YOU GUIYZE SUCK EACH OTHA COCKS?

KEK

Top lel

I really really like this image

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did Quasimodo predict Galdolfini's death?

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yeah obviously did you even watch the show jesus

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Top lel

why not both

>Audi Murphy? I seen that on TV, I thought it was bullshit! Would have been great too

>mfw I call my mother a whore instead of watching it

Is this body achievable natty?

>it's a little Paulie talks out of line and gets sent to the hospital episode
One of the best running gags

>implying I can even talk to strangers on the internet
Chase you had too high expectations

So moral is if I buy a lot of shit for people, they owe me love and affection?

obviously, have you even read the constitution

Sfogliatelle? Yes, it's fucking delicious. Bitch to make if you're inexperienced with pastries, though.

Do you think it's ok to order gabagool online? I don't have any place around that sells it..

That's funny my walmart sells it

Do you live in the third world? Theres no way you don't have a local butcher or Italian deli in your town.

>Publix Boar Head deli user

He's probably just nervous to say "gabagool" to someone in public. What a finook.

not that fake stuff
there is a place way downtown but..

>but..
But what? You gonna make me wait all day?

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you just know that gandonfini had the exact same eating habits at tony

I don't like the multiculturalism

Just call it by it's proper name: capocollo. Sounds less goofy and it eliminates the chance of the butcher rolling his eyes at an obviously clueless customer

A moulignon working at a deli?

>To Quasimodo belong the predictions.
I don't get it.

He means to say Nostradamus but because he's Italian he fucks up

city is filled with them

Chicago

Chances are the old Italian dude working at his deli doesn't either. So tell us user what's the real reason?

Was Tony's super speed ever used outside this scene.

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wanna smash his fuckin face in

at least he's not as bad as vito jr
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The turd doesn't fall far from the faggot's ass.

>every character has a superpower, but they can only use it once
I never understood Chase's line of thinking here.

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What city?

just thinking about this the other day

gabagool is decent but homemade prosciutto is fucking kino

even usually take genoa or calabrese salami over capicollo, although it's better than mortadella

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Except Ginny Sacramoni, who could make a man's hands disappear AND lift at least the weight of New Jersey. I hate it when shows have overpowered characters.

>Calabrese Salami
Excellent taste user

SON OF A BITCH!

I was watching an episode a few weeks ago from season 5 or 6 where Vito is talking about how Tony may have a heart attack one day and the way that line just lingers for longer than normal creeped me out. I'd make a webm but I have no idea how.

>"I work hard all day"
>Spends 99% of his time eating and fucking hoars
>The other 1% he beats someone up or murders someone
*Breathes heavily*

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is that real? was he really posting on Sup Forums?

>Both shows with delicious food

he's gotta direct ginzos into an elite fighting force. it's a very difficult situation.

>beef
Look at this mook