U.S.Avengers #3 storytime

$kullocracy concludes

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Why is it that I hate Dario Agger but love the Golden Skull?

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I hate my slow internet, it takes 40 seconds to upload a page.

>U.S.Avengers is an actual in-universe name

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>Presumed dead
Arcade is currently trying to kill Gwenpool I believe.

>Using the shield as a hoverboard
That's actually pretty cool

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Is anybody reading?

Yep

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No

hi

Thanks for the bump

Thank you too

Roberto is channeling the silver age

>This isn't even my final form!

This comic is so fucking over-the-top and dumb. I love it.

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They always say nigh-invulnerable. What kind of stuff had gotten through it before?

Fuck Arcade.

>The armor is actually made of gold
Oh boy

Lewd Doreen

One of the best Marvel books.

Wolverine's claws in one of those alternate realities where he kills all the X-Men

I don't know anything about Pod/Enigma. Does the suit just not come off or something?

>I especially loved that time I gained spider-powers and became the first person in recorded history to ever defeat you

Did you not read New Avengers?

I like their banter.

>It's a "Ewing does Saturday morning cartoons" episode
I would marry that man if he weren't so fat

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Toni Ho is hot.

And that's that, hope you enjoyed
Next time: AMERICAN KAIJU

This comic has a sort of cheesy thriller feel to it.
It's great.

This is such a great Squirrel Girl in this series.

>I don't want to make weapons that can kill people
>But I have no issues making my waifu info a weapon
That's some dangerous thinking there, Toni

L-lewd

The original POD suit had a somewhat sentient AI. If Aikku removed it, the AI would "die." The POD suit sacrificed itself and ejected her at the end of New Avengers and the suit she wears now is the underlayer.

There's no AI to kill anymore, so she can wear it at will, but why wouldn't she be suited up in a situation like that when she has a way to conceal it?

>Greentext
When was that?

One day Tony Stark will wake up and see footage of this and be so pissed he didn't come up with this suit design first.

Awww, she remembered Doreen babysitting. Adorable.

Why is fucking Deadpool slapped on every cover next month in all the previews?

Oh, yeah!
This is the stuff!

Is this a thing? Toni being bad at quips and one-liners?

New Avengers had a Spider-Island one-shot where Danielle got Spider-Powers.

Yeah. He's staying under the radar by entrapping mercenaries and other unsavory types since they're less likely to teamup and gtfo instead of killing each other.

Except he caught himself a Deadpool and Team Gwen, so that's gonna go meta on his shit next month.

yes sir

>as hard as diamonds
kek

And Batroc. It's fair to assume he doesn't know about which people are never gonna permanently die or not but once he had named characters in his collection he was screwed.

>this book will probably only last 12 issues
life isn't fair

This is the most comic book page I've ever seen in a modern comic book.

>Reading current marvel
hell no, im just watching and shitposting

Has it ever been established exactly how strong she is?

That gun on the right is really out of proportion.

*POMF*

>Actually they kind of are
Tell that to mettle

Buy it and recommend it to all your friends!

she's around Spider-Man's level, her being "unbeatable" isn't just because of meta reasons, it's also because she's legitimately a powerful hero in her own right(it just doesn't show often because she usually wins her fights in less physical ways, and because she's kinda over-reliant on her ability to talk to squirrels)

Cyclops optics non lethal, yea I know few who'd argue that. If they were alive.

Al Ewing's comic book ass writing is far too underappreciated by Marvel.

>Ah'm Invulnerable while I'm blastin'!
>An' now I'm practicin' bein' invulnerable without blastin' too!

Well that one was a shitty horrible exception to the rule.

Doreen, stop rubbing his nipples, he's a married man.

Now that's clever.
Even someone DEEP in X-lore wouldn't be smart enough to make the Arcade/Garbage truck connection.

Hey like Flintstones I'd rather it be one solid volume of greatness than get editorial involved and fuck it up.

Some of us are adults with jobs and can only read after work.

Golden Skull's insecure Saturday Morning villain dialogue is delicious.

She has the proportionate strength of a squirrel. I'm sure a person somewhere has done the math.

I think it's Hulk-sized

More sense of fun.

Not if it's a gun sized for him in Red Hulk mode.

Dibs, this waifu's mine

U.
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Is Ewing fat?

Based Ewing. Knew he was a future great since Zombo.

So Doreen is going to break up Cannonball's marriage huh.

So did Toni and Aikku change clothes off-panel?

I hope he experience the worst dead humanly possible, and while we are at it, fuck Hopeless too.

>American Kaiju
Diamonds

Sam looks so handsome.