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Hard Quiz edition

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Hard To Watch Quiz

australian film and television are irredeemably horrible.

t. australian.

There's still a few nuggets among the nuggets.

>Mad Max
>Wake in Fright
>Picnic at Hanging Rock
>Animal Kingdom
>Chopper
>Summer Heights High
>Review with Miles Barlow

Need i go on?

unfortunately, the bad outweighs the good atm but i keep my fingers crossed.

meh.

Recently watched The Rover with Guy Pierce

story was okay, the feel was nice

music was very good, this part gave me chills

Alright lads, let get this thread back on track

What is it about Australian filmmakers and their love of the outback?

who /donk/ here?

this looks a lot like a girl i fingered in a nightclub a few years ago.

>Hex "Finger Flex" Bendixson

Name one (1) thing Australia has done for the rest of the world.
I'm waiting.

>no mention of The Castle
off to manus with you, mate

Provided beef, wine, wheat and much other produce for the rest of the world.
Produced many great musicians and comedians.
I'm sure you could google australian inventions and find some nifty stuff.

Also fuck off yank.

gave inspiration to one of the best simpson episodes

Chaser reboot when?

This is actually unironically comfy. Anyone watching?

tfw chas is stuck on abc news 24 doing trump jokes

>Dude, milquetoast insults from a smug yet untalented comedian lmao

They're fucking shit now

>they're shit because they insult politicians i like
Did you complain when they bagged Mark Latham or George Bush?

He is pretty untalented, I've never really liked him but i think he's alright in this.

They're not all that funny now, and there's a load of unfunnny millennials hanging around all the time that are literally
>Uhhh, racist and sexist much?
tier.

Nah Trump is open season for sure, ir's just that planet america is nowhere near the savagery that was War on Everything.

Nugget here, Donk

Mate

All Aussie Adventures?

The Micallef Program?

Crackerjack?

Snowtown?

Boxed wine

nah they've really lost it. and as says they insist on giving these fucking boring millenials airtime as if they are the reason we are watching the show.

Planet America isn't a comedy show you retard

Who /moonman/ here?

>Based Australian shitposters after ban is over

im australian but have never seen the castle. from the clips ive seen of it it looks like a movie for bogans. is it any good?

>tell him he's dreamin

>im australian but have never seen the castle
Oxymoron

pancake tits

Mooney needs to grow a thicker skin

>Fringe

Fuck the Fringe, absolute gronk cunts walking around dressed up like 2004 goths. Streets smell like shit even more than usual too, actual fucked.

why does she look asian?

Is there a reason Australians are so vicious and nasty? Particularly if you don't fit in or aren't like them. In other countries people will just ignore you or give you the same respect they'd give anyone, but Australians have to attack you verbally and sometimes even physically over it. They're a lot like black people in that regard.

Get absolutely stuffed, mate

Thatd why its funny

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brown eyes + mascara

all of those are fucking shithouse. fucking normie pleb

>being this unable to handle the bants

We're pretty friendly. Some dumbcunts are unreasonably hostile but the majority of us a just good humored and just want to get drunk.

Who /gruen/ here?

>say something mean about someone
>they say something mean back
this is what twitter should be used for. based moonman

Is Struggle Street reality kino?

wil anderson is the president of wil anderson fan club

it's not that the filmmakers love the outback, it's the government that does.
films get tax cuts if it represents Australia a specific way i.e outback, kangaroos, abos, etc

yeah nah you sound like you're a bit of a fucking wanker mate

fuck yes. i wish there had been threads about it when it was airing

Yes, the fact that the people they interviewed were so fucked they couldn't remember giving permission to be filmed makes it 10 times better.

what happened lads

MOUNT DRUITT GET IT TOGETHER.
>mfw pregnant woman ripped a cone
T-That won't fuck her baby up, r-right?

??
I still can't start a thread (internode). And I can't even post a reply on my mobile provider (tpg)

Fuckin shit.

literally /ourguy/ won hard quiz tonight

>use povo ISPs
>wonder why its shit

tasfag here, who /rosehaven/?

i literally live in rosehaven, it's up norfick

Says the guy probably on tel$tra.

Time to get hyped.

youtube.com/watch?v=XtaUq1_ycoU

>tfw still remember her ruining the Olympics
Nothing. Everything went right.

at least you worthless people have a thread.

Yes, 9/10 times a robot wins
Rosehaven is comfycore

me

Fullness.

keep bumping it so you can feel like you're part of the rest of the world.

As a black guy with dreadlocks (Or Locs as I like to be called), I’m fetishized heavily especially in a country like Australia (Even more in country towns or states like SA, QLD and WA), the stereotype of black men set in stone; you either met it or you don’t. And physically I met these characteristics, which has opened a world of fetishization, sexual deviancy, unwanted race play and racial lush. It’s a sexual gravy train which doesn’t stop giving and doesn’t look it will stop anytime soon, if anything I’m getting more tail than ever before. So many women secretly have a black sexual fetish, as long as it behind closed doors; they become freaks for the brothas.

But the reality is set however, non-Black women see as sexual object to “fulfil” these sexual desires while others wanted the coveted “beautiful” biracial child; which the latter I want nothing to do with. Most people cannot see pass race, especially women, hence when it comes to serious relationships or marriage I’ll probably marry a black women as I can be 100% sure he loves me or me, not some stereotype.

These have been my experiences in Australia,

Muzzie detected

This is a good tv show. Have you been paying attention is also pretty good. Since I realised a colleague of mine at work is on the show, I've also been getting into Gogglebox.

fuck that cunt was a bit awkward ay

cheeky bugger still won but

Nice pasta.

wifi

name one good thing about this show

who /operation sovereign borders/ here

i'd wager his parents pay for it and it includes a bloody home phone that no one ever fuckin' uses m8

the bionic ear

Commercial channels need to fucking die.

Litterally only ABC even attempts at making stuff that isn't lowest common denominator garbage.

Anyone with any passion for content and integrity goes to ABC. Commercial channels have corporate sponsors shoved so far up thier asses that it's basically like the worst stories of Hollywood exec meddling, but everyday and even for the most mundane programs.

FINGER
HEX
NIGHTCLUB
SYDNEY

Russell

They became shit before Trump entered the scene

Easy

Is anyone else watching The Ex-PM?
S1 was a bit on the dry and joke-lacking side at times but S2 seems to be an improvement
Campaigning for office makes for a better premise than sitting around a house

>photo of a tv
>2.28 MB, 5312x2988

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i used to love ABC for this reason but nowadays every time i turn on abc tv or abc radio they're talking about gender inequality, doesn't matter what the show is or who's talking, maybe im going crazy but literally every single time i overhear abc radio or tv that's what they're talking about

What's the matter little fella?
Don't have nbn?

Something about this smarmy used car salesman just does it for me. He's coasting on the chase but back in Deal or No Deal days he would constantly insult the dumber contestants without them knowing and have banter with the smarter ones. He's pretty kino on Saturday's Weekend Sunrise because he just dominates the conversation and is an absolute cunt to everybody. I can imagine he's a prick in real life but it's funny to watch from a distance. He's better value than Karl IMO

bingo

O'Keefe is a fucking retard

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>that one scene with the Chinese ore train
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youtube.com/watch?v=YvGhRpYZh1s

>dude flamboyant hand gestures lmao
>dude accents every time there's a vaguely foreign sounding word lmao
cant stand him

Threadly reminder of this kino:
youtu.be/woXktI5dkq8

WiFi, you're using it nigger

no no no i'm not going on the nostalgia trip again

I always see posts like this and I'm starting to think they're bullshit. Australians are really friendly. Cunt.

doesn't invalidate anything I said. Also
>men's rights
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