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>That feel when no qt cybergirl to share VR with.

its exactly like normal co except everything is neon and nobody is dating you because they're all lesbians, also corporations

>Implying I would upload my mind into a robo-lesbian body immediately

Did any of you hydras do a comixology run today to vibescrew us some digicoms? Got some timeunits to spare, and want to jack-in to some gwenspace if possible.

Yeah... But you're only 5 feet tall

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>tfw you download fifty terabytes of 4D VR judge-themed porn to your neurocortex but it turns out to be a Justice Dept. plant and the judges are coming in right now to bust you

Drokk it all, I'm just gonna imagedump my entire Chief Judge Hershey neuro-drive folder and there's nothing those fascists can do to st

we already live in the cyberpunk timeline

Glitched like a true runner. F.

>apple iphones not cyberdecks

you're a huge fag and I hate you

Sorry the cyberpunk is clean instead of dirty and Chinese.

Its still Chinese....

Its not as Chinese as we thought it would be.

There are decks out there chummer, you just gotta look.

the Chinese literally own most real estate in my country
and no, it isn't China
fucking scum banks

you have immensely powerful computers you can fit in your pocket and inside your body

we're on the brink of a genetic engineering revolution that will bring about the age of designer babies, human-animal hybrids and actual superpowers

artificial neuronal networks, advanced materials and techniques are inching us closer to transhumanism

we're surrounded by computers and reactive, evolving networks that collect our data and use it to feed us endless streams of pointless bullshit and insipid entertainment

the world's ecosystems are grossly damaged to the point we might need to terraform our own planet and the weather patterns are becoming extreme and deadly, compacting us further into safe areas

the governments of the world are split between absurdly hardline demagogues and shady, scheming economic groups that slowly erode civil rights and national sovereignity

brutal ideological warfare is waged with store-bought remote controlled and autonomous machines, minute-to-minute information is instantly transmitted to fighters and expectators alike, from the eyes and boots of the battlefield, in high definition


hate and fear echoes through the streets of the megacities of today, as racial, religious and political tension rise and signals a dangerous world about to come

youtube.com/watch?v=gEPdOZbyzbw

Did Hillary won in that time line?

Not nearly chinese enough, and not nearly dirty enough. Turns out Chinese don't care about cultural imperialism, and they want clean and breathable air just like everyone else

>still using VR
you prehistoric bitch. Get with the times. hologramic entertainment experiences are where its at.

>apple iphones not cyberdecks
>you're a huge fag and I hate you

There are cyberdecks right now. You just have to make them yourself rather than buy them prebuilt.

n-o-d-e.net/cyberdeck64.html

>Did Hillary won in that time line?

No. The corporations have slightly less power and neon is less expensive in the "Hillary wins" timeline compared to this divergent freak timeline.

You don't even have to make them yourself, numerous companies sell keyboard pcs.

>mfw Judge user ended up watching 4D virtual dolphin porn for clicking a link from a Hondo city web forum

MAN I SURE LOVE LOADING SWEET DATA OF MY CYBER COMICS INTO MY CYBERBASE. AFTER I REPROGRAMMED MY CIRCUITS TO MAKE MORE CYBERSPACE IN MY CYBERBASE, I THOUGHT I WOULD TALK ABOUT IT ON MY FAVORITE CYBERFORUM ON THE CYBERNET TO SEE IF ANYBODY WAS INTERESTED IN DOWNLOADING UPGRADE CYBERCODES I MADE TO MAKE YOUR VIRTUAL CYBERWORLD STIMULATE YOUR CYBERNERVES FOR THE ULTIMATE CYBEROTIC EXPERIENCE! LET ME KNOW, I'LL TALK TO MY CYBERFRIENDS IN THE BLACK CYBERMARKET FOR SOME PARTS FOR PROGRAM UPGRADE, SOME ARE IN A GRAY CYBERLEGAL AREA.

OTHERWISE, IF YOU WOULD EXCUSE ME, I HAVE A CYBERBITCH WAITING TO SLURP MY CYBERDICK.

If you don't have a neural interface, what's the point of cyberdeck except of looking retro? If you'd have a neural interface there's probably no reason for the computer to look like a keyboard.

... So it's a laptop that you need to buy a screen for?

>The corporations have slightly less power and neon is less expensive in the "Hillary wins" timeline

only the American ones.

Kids these days....

Yeah, pretty much.
I was thinking of the Commodore 64.

>Implying this is not cyberpunk Sup Forums
>Government-sponsored hackers interfere in elections
>Killer robots
>The revelation that we are all being spied on at all times was met with general apathy
>VR
>Self-driving cars
>Megacorps will outshine government soon

All the authors got wrong was the fashion.

They nailed the haircuts though.

>80's icon is now president
holy shit everything is lining up

I'll only put my brain in a robot body if I can put it in a robot cat

>We live in a world where all the shitty aspect of cyberpunk came true but none of the cool parts
I want my LAPD 2019 Blaster available at my local gunstore already god dammit

Not enough neon lights.

I really wish we all lived in crazy, futuristic, multi-tiered cities with neon lights and flying cars everywhere. Fuck, man.

you can get that one made

there's also lots of cool new guns coming out

>you can get that one made
It's pretty much just a basic .357 magnum with some extra parts glued on though, I could buy a dozen of those right now if I wanted to, I want a real future gun dammit.

Also the entire firearms market right now is absolutely stagnate, nothing but striker fired polymer framed handguns and "yet another AR-15, because it's not like there's a million of those already on the market"

Cyberpunk thread?
Is it safe enuff for Kusanagi Felina cuz Mods?

What would you like to see in cyberpunk armory, /k/morad? I remember GURPS: Cyberpunk book having a huge hardon for gyrojets which might as well be feasible now. Also caseless ammunition and gauss guns.

Huh... I'm listening to Perturbator right now...

So has a single decent cyberpunk comic ever been made? I didn't like Transmetropolitan much.

Well I was going to say Transmet, but then you revealed your garbage taste.

I don't like it, whacha gonna do?

NOT Recommend interesting Cyberpunk comics for one.
Mostly because I can't think of any right this second...

>XM-25 counter defilade launcher
>Perdix and Locust Micro-UAV
>EXACTO guided rounds
>pretty much everything to do with the LSAT program
>PAW-20
>GM-6 Lynx
>VHS-2
>the maxim 9
>the Six-12

you shut up

That's the problem, isn't it? Someone should tap into that market.

Certainly want 10mm to be a lot more common, a Jericho 941 in 10mm auto would be absolutely glorious.

Also, gauss rifles, Frankenstein-ish ones with exposed coils and wires, using furniture and scopes from other, more conventional guns.
>tfw we will probably never have them in out lifetimes

Well, MOST of Judge Dredd counts...

Really the only market I think that does have sufficient Cyberpunk in it are Tabletop RGS. And Videogames, though they could always use more.

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Cyberpunk 2077 never, right?
They made Witcher comics so they could make some of that, too

Well CD says they're focusing on it with the last of thew Witcher DLC being out...

>Can't own it
>Can't own it
>Ded
>On hiatus until further notice
>Can't own it
>Meme gun only adopted by three "who cares" countries
>Might be neat, let me know when a civilian version hits the market, then again bullpups are usually pretty shit
>This is one that might be pretty cool honestly, plenty of hype
>Revolving bullpup shotgun has bad idea written all over it

Not exactly a great list user

Yeah, I never got why there really weren't a whole lot of cyberpunk comics.

>holograms
Go with the time. Androids is the new hologram now

The Japanese like it more. Guess that makes sense since the Japanese overtook the US economically in Gibson's books.

Plus GitS is so good.

Until they start malfunctioning and you realize that even maid bots are designed to withstand 10mm auto.

Pro-tip, when you android starts asking "why do spider have so many legs, surely they don't need that many" you git the fuck out of there and get the cops to vaporize your apartment.

Of course.

No, you tell your cute Android imouto all about arachnids and bugs and how they're different from people.
Then take her out for some coffee at that nice place from Eve no Jikan.

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You're the kind of person who waits until she already starts cutting the legs off spiders to prove her point before you load up the armour piercing rounds, aren't you?

>why do spider have so many legs, surely they don't need that many
Never in my life did I imagine that I could ever empathize with a fucking spider.

I would rebuke her for maiming arachnids, which by definition need 8 legs. She's a silly girl, but a demon in the sack.

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>be walking home in my standard-fare black coat, boots, fingerless gloves, and (scarf like accessory here), because hovercar in the shop, fuckin rotor-thieves
>about 1/4 mile away, only been acosted by some tweaked out augs twice, good night so far
>three teched up fuccbois in outlandishly cut and cropped leather getups cut me off a hundred feet from my door
>sarcastically demand reparations because I'm a scrawny white boi
>deciding to call their political jab, say we should find a better way to 'make America great again' with a shit eating grin
>get wind knocked out of me, but their black market augs seize up before they beat me to death
>call cops and say that they were tweaked out and tried to kill me for drug money
>walk up to my messy apartment as they get roughly thrown in the back of a hover-paddy-wagon
>notice one of them pick-pocketed my fucking cash out of my wallet and left a used condom
>such is life in 2037

Enjoy your horrible death at the hands of a malfunctions Fleshjob, if I get a call about a guy with eyes pushed into his brain I'll know what to look out for.

I've read enough Asimov to know she wouldn't do things like that.

Dude, the hell were you even doing outside?

Do you guys prefer clean and sleek, or big and obvious?

The main difference between cyberpunk and sci-fi is pretty much whether it's sleek and clean or big and bulky.

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You keep telling yourself that pal, I'm not the guy who has to scrape what's left of you off the ceiling.

Don't be a negative nancy you replicant.

Who moon colony New Seattle here?

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So small.

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Whoops, totally thought I was on Sup Forums. Should've linked to that board in general.

You got any cyberpunk comics you'd like to tell us about?

When will Adventure Time fucking end

>Being a Luna lanklet
Hows that 1.6ms/s2 gravity treating you, ya spindly glass boned faggot?

>we're on the brink of a genetic engineering revolution that will bring about the age of designer babies, human-animal hybrids and actual superpowers
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>artificial neuronal networks, advanced materials and techniques are inching us closer to transhumanism
both of these won't be safe and/or affordable until the end of our lifetimes.

I'll give you everything else though. You also missed self driving cars.

If you have a full size, then please post it. This is all I've found.

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>do reverse image search
>find it in an even smaller size
O-okay.

Are you telling me that our grandkids will be able to date actual monster girls?

It's not much of a problem with the gravity adjustment suits, I should have gotten one sooner though. I miss being 5'9

What makes you think people in Cyberpunk shitholes can own a lot of nice guns, legally?

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We were talking about the current state of the firearms industry and cyberpunk looking guns in our current world, not guns in the cyberpunk world

They will be able to TURN into monstergirls.

Genetic engineering to that level means anyone can change shape as easily as they put on an internet avatar. We'll see teenagers go through an "horrendous eldritch fursona" phase before settling with a standard apex human with a tail and laser eyes by the time they hit college.

Prenatal screening will probably start spreading in the next decade.

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>Date a rabbit girl
>Wants to fuck constantly
>Have like 20 kids who grew up to have even more grandchildren

Don't do it user, it's not worth it

OR YOU COULD JUST BUY A LAPTOP! JESUS CHRIST MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

source on pic?

pretty sweet

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