How will he escape from this one Sup Forums?

How will he escape from this one Sup Forums?

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Let's see Cris Angel Top this one!

>tfw a few seconds is all you need

>it didn't happen
or
>it was consensual

kek

or
>it did happen

>implying he would need to do that with his magic

>calling the cops after 10 years

>1998
Really nigga? Just move on with your life

Here is actual footage of one of these sex attacks
youtu.be/lQpOT2CclF8

WHAT THE F

youtube.com/watch?v=wTqsV3q7rRU

Angel wouldn't settle for the blowjob. he'd violently sodomize while yelling "MINDFREAK" over and over again.

Her vagina is full of Cheez-It's! Demon!

>Blaine's face
kek

>David Blaine
oh look, another jew. Hmmm

quick david blaine, turn into a muslim!

how he gonna magix his way out?

>cool
is this a parody?

>for a few seconds
is this magic?

try almost 20, satan.

Holy shit Bo Selecta predicted this

youtube.com/watch?v=hN4OZON2dnc

SHAZAM

Based Blaine teaching magic to random women on how to make his dick disappear

Ha the man lives in David Copperfield's shadow in ever single way.

>Blaine was born and raised in Brooklyn, New York, the son of Patrice Maureen White (1946–1995),[4] a school teacher, and William Perez, a veteran of the Vietnam War. His father was of half Puerto Rican and half Italian descent, and his mother was of Russian Jewish ancestry

Larry David was right

So every raggedy ass hoe who cheerfully sucked famous dicks in the 90s is going to get thier 15 seconds of fame now? Fucking roasties i swear

>1998
This was back when Blaine was still in the pussy posse and best friends with Leo.
This is literally nothing new. If Blaine goes down for this, Leo's gonna have to watch his back too

>2017
>it's now literally illegal to be a chad

he always acted like a rapist

YOU'RE A DEMON

>All these retroactive thots coming out the woodworks
Shameful

>Guy asks you to give him a blowjob
>Victim of sex attack
>20 years later
>Call the cops

what jail could hold him?

Who is this scarlet harlot?

AWESOME, you beat me to it, now I gotta get this card out of my ass.

indictment when?

...

>not surprising her by cumming in her mouth from across the room and facing the wall
is real magic dead?

One without camera tricks

notice how the media is covering for him, how many children did they in hollywood provide to him is the big question.

ironically this

>sex attack
>just briefly saw him masturbating for a second
women are sick

based

Pure Kino.

That's what happens when one demographic is depicted as the universal enemy of everything

>a few seconds

Is this the end of the pussy posse? Are Leo and Tobey next? When will the roasties shut the fuck up and be grateful that famous men want them to suck their dicks?

kek whats george lucas doing with the women?

how hard would it really be to find the uncensored version of this public image?

I hope based trashman doesn't get dragged into this.