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Macaulay Culkin?
just what? she looks fine
>be me
>get abused by johnny depp
>leave him for Elon musk
>he leaves me
Why isn't she just getting back with her lesbian photographer gf?
>lie about getting abused by johnny depp because I'm a psychotic bitch
fixed that for you
John Depp isn't guaranteed to make more than $30 on a movie anymore, no, those days are done. He brings in about, maybe, 350 extra viewers these days. Because he just looks like a dope. He's just got a mustache. It's worse than this one. You know, he's quirky. He's gonna be, I dunno, Chuck 'e' Cheese, or, or Willy Wonka or something like that. Some sort of, ugh... He's cool? No. He's got a mustache. He's got a flop hat. He gets tattoos of, I dunno, witches and warlocks and, I dunno, bathhouses or wherever he hangs out. He was good friends with uh, River Phoenix. And uh, the thing about John Depp and how he gets his kicks, is he likes to watch his good friends die of drug overdoses, and not really do anything about it, just be high.
based Musk can spot a succubus
Thanks for the input. I'm not entirely sure how that relates to the made up domestic abuse allegations but thanks anyway.
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it's an mde fuccboi making a chuck reference
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skip to 3 minutes
/ourgirl/?
wait she actually dyed her hair red for the movie and it wasn't a wig?!?
nice
How's her foot game, bros?!
even at her absolute worst she would still look good
The power of autism
Much obliged, I feel much better now that I understand some random shitstain's reference to an obscure clip that's about as funny as foot fungus.
Why do all women wear bowling shoes nowadays?
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