What made the red man red?

What made the red man red?

Apparently the very first injun prince kissed a maid and they've all been blushing since.

Probably alchohol.

Getting fucked in the ass.

Damn communist agitators infiltrated the tribes.

When they killed Jesus, God turned their skin red as a punishment. I think the writers stole that plot point from Morrowind.

smallpox epidemic

>When they killed Jesus
Wait, wasn't that the Romans?

Disbelief in capitalism.

WE WUZ CESARS N'SHEIIIIT

Isn't that what Mormons believe?

seeing your trips

smallpox and alcohol

Their women cucked them, so their faces became red from embarrassment.

Oh wait that's Indians from beaner land. Americans had enough self control, unlike the Moors.

Mormons believe a lot of things.

It wasn't Jesus, it was members of one of the Lost Tribes of Israel, who made it to the New World with boats that sound like submarines.

>implying you wouldn't
Come on user.

Oh of course I wouldn't.

>be peasant scum with no land or title
>marry a cute Indian princess
>get title and land
>make your children marry white people and distribute pieces of your land to them

>Felipe Francisco del Sagrado Corazón de Jesús de Olivares y Hernández

He was like, a communist? Or an indian? One of the two.

The introduction of written language made the red man well-read