Did Archie's Weird Mysteries predict the future?

Did Archie's Weird Mysteries predict the future?

oh, you mean when they made archie black?

Remember when he also almost got cucked by a potato?

Is Archie /ourguy/?

What did they mean by this?

Kennycomix has forever ruined Archie for me

What an episode that was.

Ok now this is just blatant fetish fuel. I also vaguely recall a Vampire Veronica

that red head vampire was pretty hot

>Woman are attracted to alpha strong men regardless of skin color
Sup Forums, please. I know you wet yourself over hot Ethiopian pussy.

Remember giant Veronica?

Or when everyone in town turned into Veronica.

There was also a fish woman that kidnapped Archie to make him her husband.

>same colors as the Swedish flag
Of fucking course.

What kills me is how fucking pissed Betty is
>Giant, rich, whore giving everyone a free show. I can be a giant too, I just dont want to

When did this come out?

I really wanna but them digests again.

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>the excitement on all the guy's faces

Of course.

There also seems to be a young lady smiling in the back.

WE

ITT: Archie's Deviant Fetishes

How can Archie even compete?

As a hypnofag, this pleases me

>only that girl in the hat and blue bikini looks pleased
found the dyke

It makes sense when you remember this was a French cartoon - as Totally Spies shows, Franimators looooove their fetish fuel.

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Did the way they handled Chuck in Riverdale not sit right with anyone else?

>Only black male student character
>In the comics he's a nice dude who likes to draw cartoons
>In the show make him a scary hypersexual black guy defiling pure white girls with his "sticky maple"
>Gets put in handcuffs and then tortured by white chick
>All of this when Reggie would have fit this plot much better

makes me wonder what perversity they're saving Reggie for.

Can't win, can they? Make a black character nice and they're called token, make them strong and they're the magical negro, make them an asshole and people get their panties in a bunch.

God damn Irish, stealing our women

I think he's more complaining about not being at all accurate to Chuck's character (what exists of it at least) than that, although you're not wrong.

You mean that Blacked comic ?

That comes with the territory.

None of the characters in the show are, that's the point. They're all cranked up to be the edgiest versions of themselves.

Apparently there are people who find this amusing.

This is just like my korean claymation

It's not that Chuck is different that upsets me. It's that he's different in a very specific way that falls in line with the "them black boys gonna dirty up our pure innocent white daughters with their jungle jizz!" stereotype. Plus the fact that something like this would be much more in character for Reggie, who is still on the show and a total asshole wannabe womanizer like he's always been.

>"them black boys gonna dirty up our pure innocent white daughters with their jungle jizz!" stereotype

Given the politics expressed in the show, probably not what they were going for. The episode was written by a black woman, interestingly.

The Reggie actor still has some other role, so their filming with him has been limited. My guess is that the storyline was originally written with Reggie in it, then the actor wasn't available so they used Chuck instead.

>Gets put in handcuffs and then tortured by white chick
What wrong with that tho

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Poor Dilton.

maybe she's angry at black men for going after white women.

>rewatch old obscure cartoon from childhood
>its filled with fetish fuel
Its no wonder we're all weirdos

It probably wasn't intentional but it still doesn't look good and I'm surprised no one caught it during the production.

Besides, you'd be surprised how willing people--even black women--are to throw black men under the bus if you can put a feminist spin on it.

Did you not see Totally Spies? Martin Mysteries? EVERY episode had some fetishistic thing going on.

I can never post this .gif enough.

I just can't work out why all the girls want to hop on his dick.

Its as if they based certain elements on tis or something

But according to dating sites, they go after Asian women and watch ebony porn.

well a black woman wrote a black guy getting tortured by a latina and a white chick.

so you tell me brah

>getting tortured by a latina and a white chick.
That sounds like a good time to me, so I don't know what to tell ya.

I'm just saying, feels like shes working out some issues.

I still think it was unfair to single out the black guy when my entire football team was the same way and we had over half white dudes.

It just is what it is.

The whiter the girl, the blacker the dicking.

I'm glad I made it

Are there any canon interracial kids in Archie?

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No, they avoid it like South Park: the most blatant token way possible. There's a black character. Let's make sure the white women have no real interaction with him, and lets also create a single, specific black woman for him. Their relationship will be perfect because nobody else wants them.

I only have vague memories of this show but a lot of things are making sense now.