Is he just that pure?
Why haven't any sexual allegations come out against the Goose?
Bentley Bailey
Jacob Johnson
he's a sexually attractive generally well regarded hansome young actor man with an air of aloof charm he's not some old Jewey molester he can have who he wants
and that's eva mendez his waifu from when he was younger, the dream realized, some canadian autist faking it till he made it, truly a pure /ourguy/ type guy
Anthony Brooks
The Goose is cute, CUTE!
Liam Gonzalez
he's not the type, not aggressive enough.
Owen Williams
he seems like the type to get abused rather than abuse
Brandon Gomez
That is because the Goose was the one who was molested.
Daniel Bennett
he is, all the telltale signs
1)he got into the industry young from the mickey mouse club
2)he was a cute kid
3)turned into a feminist as an adult and is deeply cynical of men
4)emotional problems (autism)
Carson Fisher
>not aggressive enough
Hudson Ramirez
Handsome men can do no wrong.
Austin Adams
>Handsome men can do no wrong.
Oh really?
Aaron Williams
Disney hypnoprogramming will be triggered at a later time, like all Disney robots (see Britney, etc.).
But he is secretly violent and it will come out.
Jaxon Hernandez
Basically this.
Women fantasize about handsome men raping them.
A man that looked like Ryan Gosling smacking the ass of some unsuspecting woman would actually be met with joy.
Thomas Ward
He was a child actor, so that's basically confirmed
Isaac Young
...
Josiah Lewis
Have you ever dreamed about naked 15 year olds?
INTERLINKED
Luis Reed
He can't rape the willing.
Daniel Adams
i dont feel like he has the power to demand sexual favors in exchange for hollywood jobs
Alexander Ortiz
>some canadian autist faking it till he made it
Have you see his childhood dancing videos? He's been talented for a long time.
Robert Phillips
this
there is no women child or man or animal that wouldnt want to have sexual acts with the goose
its like getting a hand job from jesus
Adam Morris
He's Canadian
Juan Walker
you cant call it sexual harassment if the girl is thirsty AF
Kevin Nguyen
Benjamin Fisher
sorry this one nbc.com
Nicholas Brown
In 20yrs some old washed up actress is going to accuse him just so she can extend her fame.
Justin Powell
women literally cream themselves over goose. he doesn't need to sexually harass them. they would bend over and take his dick in front of 100 people if he asked.
chris hemsworth has the same effect, and it makes me livid.
Asher Evans
>The virgin yell
Leo Cruz
Steven Seagal moves like the air is made of molasses
What I'm saying is he's as fast as elderly people fuck
Benjamin Brown
Daily reminder that everyone who creates goose threads should be euthanized, as should everyone who posts in them for anything other than to which death on the contributors and their houses.
Isaac Watson
It's only the Disney girls that go spastic, none of the males I can think of went off the deep end (Goose, Timberlake, NSYNC guys)
Hudson Evans
...
Luis Ramirez
Because every woman he's fucked has wanted it. You won't find men in their prime getting called out for raping women, because the women aren't refusing to fuck them to start with.
Josiah Fisher
He got bullied pretty hard and had no friends until he became an adult.
David Robinson
Not enough of a payout if they win
Gabriel Wood
Because he actually knows how to bring pleasure to a woman, unlike a jew
Thomas Sanders
Yes
Dylan Bailey
Because he's a virgin.
Owen Butler
Give it another 15-30 years before the allegations start coming out.
Jose Turner
>Harvey drinking his undoubtably diet coke
Connor Jackson
Shia le buff
Leo Rodriguez
Jewish neuroticism, doesn't count
Andrew Nguyen
A fucking leaf
Cooper Morgan
How come 15 to 20 year old fedditoras that weren't here for Drive try so hard to post like they were?
Dylan Sullivan
i think it's probably just the big-scale fellas getting busted.
also, you have to remember there are sane women out there that were abused 15 years ago (according to the 2017 definition), who are not filing subpoenas
Cameron Ortiz
>Is he just that pure?
you dont have to assault when everybody is all over you
Matthew Sanchez
>Implying he has to force himself on anyone
Robert Diaz
His M&Ms are on the floor
Grayson Johnson
His dad was a crazy heroin-addicted Vietnam vet, Shia never had a chance
Brody Harris
firstly, the guy is not a jew. And secondly, why force yourself upon someone if every girl in the world would be happy to suck his dick.
Bentley Jackson
Google his wife you retard.
Caleb Allen
CELLS
Benjamin Nelson
he's asexual
James Gomez
yeah... not impressed, she's not even a hot mexican
Jacob Morgan
>turned into a feminist as an adult and is deeply cynical of men
Do you have a single fact to back that up?