This is hella boring

[Jose Gray]

this is hella boring

[Hunter Richardson]

Forget it Sneed, this is Chucktown

[Easton Rogers]

hehehe sneed

[Sebastian Nelson]

suck yer mum's batty crease

[Matthew Butler]

>Really colorful well shot Jack in his prime slowburn noir murder mystery
you sir are retarded

[Easton Baker]

I didn't like it either OP.
Very predictable and bland. Don't get why it's held to such a high regard.

[Jayden Richardson]

>well shot

Wow the cameraman knew how to use his camera this makes the movie great.

[Christopher Lee]

I genuinely can't believe that for a moment you thought that was a smart reply or even a decent one.

[Colton Smith]

>the absolute state of this board

[Josiah Smith]

Oi, senpai

[Camden Scott]

I didn't find it boring, but I don't remember a single thing that happened in the movie and I watched it less than two years ago. All I can remember is that Nicholson walked around with a patch on his nose or something.

[Nicholas Young]

stick to BR2049, Mad Max: Fedora Road, and John Wick. Oh and Nolantino.

[David Sullivan]

so you had it on in the background while you jerked off to traps for two and a half hours?

[Carson Foster]

I agree.
And it's not the plot, it's the execution. One of the worst paced films I've ever seen.

[Matthew Gonzalez]

>watch Chinatown
>expect noir epic full of twist and turns and intrigue
>get movie about a bunch of slothy businessmen trying to lazily skim off the top of water policy transactions

wtf?

[Nathan Cooper]

>noir
>bright and colorful

[Xavier Nelson]

Honestly one of the few films I turned off halfway through. Absolutely shit.

[Mason Sullivan]

Sup Forums is over.

[Levi Ward]

Sorry user this is Sup Forums

Really any who hates this movie and loves Capeshit should me shot

[Nathan Jenkins]

I hate both, because they're both shit.

[Samuel Williams]

>dude capeshit sucks lmao

Maybe it's time to get some new material?

[Matthew Morris]

Well, it's in my Top Three but I respect your opinion, comrade.

[Nicholas Morris]

Forget it user, it's Sup Forums

[Matthew Kelly]

I'm writing a comparative essay between a scene from this and a scene from the maltese falcon, due on monday. I need to pick a scene from each. What should I write about?

[Wyatt Clark]

How you're asking for academic advice on Sup Forums.

[Robert Rodriguez]

Write about what an awful actor the fat sack of shit in Maltese falcon is.

[Ethan Powell]

Underrated.

[Eli Bailey]

sneed

[Cooper Roberts]

Agreed. And noir/neo-noir in general is boring (Billy Wilder's works excepted).