I Get It

>……………Oh! I get it! It's a metaphor!
>You're France, Brad and Leo are Germany and Austria, and I'm the French army!
>Haha, you frogs really are the artsy-fartsy types, huh?

>What the fuck are you talking about?

>Of course I would leave
>You are the kind of skank that would sell your story in five years time when you are washed up, probably put a spin on it saying you were raped, etc

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE SETH ROGEN DOESN'T BELIEVE WOMEN
game over career has ended

>Yikes.

*amused look*
"Fair enough"

This is the only correct response. It makes her look like a boorish edgelord

>haha I have seen porn videos like this before

>Oh my bad. I thought you were self-deprecating about how two Chad countries spit-roasted you guys while your beta army fucked off.
>MY BAD! Whew! Is there ever egg on MY face. Haha.

>Hahaha You're a stupid bitch, and I'll murder you in cold blood.

the best one is

>I don't get it.

>(sobbing) I wish I wasn't fat! I should just kill myself!

OP I want you to know I really liked this joke.

>I know Brad and Leo, and they'd probably just leave with me

why is Sup Forums so obsessed with this shit

I was about to ask why you didn't say Germany and Italy, but then I remembered how Italy's attempt to invade France actually went.

Because Sup Forums is full of fat, ugly virgins who can easily relate to Jonah Hill in this situation

>hehe, that was funny! I just hope no one gets so autistically obsessed about this joke that they start projecting their insecurities on the internet...

>Thanks, you saved me from a future accusation of rape!

>I would leave but only after the boys payed me, pimping ain't easy my dear bottom bitch.

>what do you mean i leave haha i thought u had a sexual fantasy about ME why would i leave the hotel room where were supposed to have sex lol?

>Why do I have to leave, I paid just like them.

>SETH ROGEN
I hope that was intentional, just made me lol

There is literally no possible way Jonah could have saved himself from embarrassment in that situation. If there are parallel universes he got BTFO in every single one of them.

>you, two guys, and a hotel room. Is that how you got this job?

>Well, you certainly weigh as much as an entire army.

NO

>You would know, since an entire army has probably been on top of you by now

Ahahahahahaha

The outlook is even worse for Jonah when you realize that anything he said would have to be translated, so even if he said something clever and pithy, the timing would be ruined

I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU FUCKING ROASTIE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

SAY YOUR PRAYERS

>You know, both of those guys are my friends and they'd never bang you and leave me hanging. True friends wouldn't do that. The fact that you think that's how friends treat eachother leads me to believe that you had a troubled and isolated childhood, and I feel bad for you

DONE