So when is Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider getting exposed as a molester?
So when is Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider getting exposed as a molester?
Parker Parker
Nathan Martinez
It's not molestation if they enjoy it
Ayden Parker
literally never, it'll fly right past him and continue to grace us with poorly written sitcoms about random and oh so quirky pubescent girls who aren't afraid to show the bottoms of their feet.
Dominic Gray
Never
Jack Ramirez
He's the top guy. You guys thought it'd be someone like HW but no, it's Dan. He holds all the cards. If he goes down, Hollywood, Disney, Nickelodeon, all go down
Mason Gomez
Dan can never be stopped. He is above the law.
Ryan Powell
That webm gets me everytime
Nathan Bennett
I still can't fucking believe Dan hasnt been outed yet, someone post the picture where his hand is literally on a little girl's thigh
David Scott
What excuses do they use in the shows to show their bare feet all the time?
Robert Kelly
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Gavin Cook
Dan 'Coke Can' Schneider.
Jeremiah Brooks
can't get me lmao
Jace Evans
all of his victims enter adulthoood with stockholm syndrome firmly implanted in their minds. so he'll always be save.
Jeremiah Lopez
"get in the van"
Gavin Thompson
Im actually starting to believe he didnt do anything.
I mean im 100 percent confident at least he jacks off to starlets feet in the privacy of his own home
but maybe he has enough self control to keep it at that?
Nolan Gomez
He has the creepy look. He likes feet.
But is there any actual evidence of shady behavior?
Wyatt Ward
Don't call me that.
Thomas Thompson
Yea there is no way if he actually diddled any of them it wouldn't have leaked
I mean he's been doing it for what, 10+ years now?
Noah Walker
Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider played his cards too well. He convinced all his girls he was nice and caring and they accepted him with his weird feet obsession.
They now know he was probably weird but won't tell because he's like a friend to them
He got away with it
Bentley Fisher
>yfw based Dan was a saint all along
Charles Gutierrez
the man with the plan, get in the van
Brandon Myers
He’s probably convinced a few kids to get foot massages
Jeremiah Ward
Don't say that
David Wright
inb4 we've all totally misjudged Dan and he's just a normal dude.
Aiden Green
It's not molestation if it happens in C A R C O S A
Zachary Fisher
We're working on that over at ROTC
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right now we're discussing Louis CK
Ethan Fisher
never. he's too powerful, in fact you should stop making these threads for your own safety user.
Nicholas Cruz
If that's true, then he's my role model, for more than one reason.
Julian Kelly
lets hope never
Grayson Campbell
He's the father to Jamie Lynn Spears child when she was 16
Jackson Nguyen
If she can't do anything about it, what makes you think these nobody's can do anything?
Christopher Lopez
>Dan Schneider is innoce-
Jackson Fisher
Dan Schnieder must be the cleanest motherfucker in Hollywood, you just can't look that fucking sleazy and not get got for this long.
It's like that cop called 'Lawless' he better be on point all the damn time.
Thomas Turner
HOW DOES HE DO IT
Eli Murphy
He's like Gus Fring. Dirty from head to toe, but a mastermind at looking clean and flying under the radar.
Jose Perry
same girl?
Connor Ross
That depends. Is he Jew?
Aaron Campbell
pls check out the first three vids on Dan Schneider even if you don't wanna tune in to the livestream
Julian Nguyen
is it true he bred Jamie Lynn Spears
Austin Miller
GOOSE!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jacob Harris
Perhaps he is the patrician sort of pedophile who is perfectly content with filming the feet of young girls without any actual molestation?
Owen Parker
He truly is beyond the law of man
Landon Ward
Never
Because he's not.
Ian Mitchell
Dan, if i'm good can you bring me some more water 'round noon? These flies is gettin' thick.
Thanks
Jaxson King
I don't want to live in a world where Dan doesn't get away with it.
Evan Garcia
Fuck Dan Scheider. If he KEEPS GETTING AWAY WITH IT I will be so fucking pissed.
There is NO WAY this guy is innocent. NO. FUCKING. WAY. IN. HELL.
If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck
Leo Perry
Dan did nothing wrong
Lucas Martinez
>Lolly
The balls on this prick
Connor Turner
You should start hanging out in the Revenge of the CIS chat, we WILL take down Dan Schneider. Tomorrow the show hosts are having a former Nick child actress on as a guest and she has some dirt to spill
Nicholas Miller
We all know Dan is the final boss of closet pedo’s. He’s so confident, he sticks that shit right into his shows and his social media stuff. It may never happen.
Nathan Ward
wtf i thought he was pure
Thomas Barnes
>yfw this place is a sex dungeon disguised as a kindergarden
Justin Perry
He's too big to fail. If he does get exposed the elite will just be like fuck it and just step out of the shadows and begin openly enslaving the world
Anthony Scott
>goose turns out to be a pedo
how would Sup Forums react
Jonathan Peterson
Which former star? if its anonymous then fuck off with your larping
Caleb Nguyen
>Top ten anime betrayals
Ian Taylor
Would unironically be the greatest week in Sup Forums history.
Michael Sanders
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DAN WILL FALL
Nathan Moore
Come on that's cute
Easton Taylor
...
Blake Nguyen
Stop posting dirt about /ourguy/ Dan
Nathaniel Carter
...
Luke White
Why are you disappointed? Because he has good taste?
Aiden Lewis
Sup Forums would burn
Xavier Gonzalez
Dan "inappropriate contact, lucrative contract" Schneider
Gavin Allen
Wait I thought Sup Forums was full of pedophiles
Samuel Edwards
We would be jealous
Andrew Hernandez
It would be the ultimate “Sup Forums is always right” moment.
Hudson Anderson
>ohkay guys, this scene is going to be really funny and weird and *so* random...
Anthony Cox
Tbh I am a pedophile so it would hit home
Angel Nguyen
Have any fun stories to share about meeting little girls?
Robert Brooks
Maybe. Just maybe, he actually wasn't a pedophile
John Bailey
>t. Dan
Juan Cruz
It probably helps that everyone on his shows are MK-Ultra slaves
Austin Jenkins
can you all shut up and stop calling dan a pedophile
Camden Johnson
I'm a big fan of your work Dan
Camden Lee
The guy is so fucking gross, I'll never understand how he's been getting away with putting that shit in shows for decades.
Cooper Peterson
>its a matt comic
Oliver Mitchell
Dan-posters leave. you're all accessories to a RICO charge. the money isn't worth it when dan goes down.
Asher Ortiz
Not really, and that's probably a good thing kek.
Matthew Allen
>Lolly
HE'S DANGLING IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF US AND WE CAN'T DO SHIT
Parker Young
He's honestly the least funny out of all of them
Idk how Rob has stayed on top this whole time
Jack Jenkins
Classics
Asher Martin
welcome to holywood bitch
Zachary Ross
Tick tock, Dan.
Dylan Perry
everything in its time
Jayden Anderson
>Lolly
He just doesn't give a fuck
Cooper Gomez
>tfw Dan can't do stuff like this anymore because people project their own perversions on it
Michael Fisher
He's too powerful, nobody can stop him.
Oliver Campbell
I don't understand.
Is he saying loli in another way?
Ethan Stewart
He is pure, he had her on his lap so he could protect her.
Jonathan Morales
...
Justin Walker
Is Dan is the secret sovereign of the deepstate?
Nolan Bell
>Written by Dan Schneider
That's just like a big though boy stamp, like 'Yeah bitches I did this'
Luke Adams
Connor Thompson
Has there literally been anything about him more incriminating than a couple slightly creepy pictures? Like, anything at all?
Hudson Fisher
Some cryptic comments by former child stars. And the fact that others had crazy mental breakdowns after the fact.
Christopher Garcia
jesus christ
how the fuck do we stop him?
Caleb Williams
You can't stop Dan "spread your toes wider" Schneider.
William Hill
lol