ITT: Simpsons moments you never get tired of
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ITT: Simpsons moments you never get tired of
Ryder Hill
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Robert Gray
Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. pass the time. You're a Sneedposter.
You're bored, spamming your shitty meme forced meme and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward people who enjoy simpsons threads. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and pointless.
You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a failed meme between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself, as long as you get a few (you)s and ruin the whole fucking thread.. Why wouldn't you, when you can just shit an entire board up and ruin every comfy thread that comes up without consequence.
And then you see simpsons bros, over in some thread, enjoying golden age simpsons episodes. You've never seen this before. This infuriates you to no end, your autism is going off the charts. What are they even doing? Instead of spamming a forced meme, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into well known and well loved episodes from the late 1990s. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for having long term memory, and happily discuss the better times. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe
And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt.
So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a sneedposter.
Ryan Smith
Tyler Rodriguez
>someone was angry enough to type this out
Charles Rogers
>"Put it in S!"
Liam Price
Its a copypasta originally about women
Ian Taylor
Jeremiah Foster
Michael Campbell
Eli Ward
>hello eveyrbody!
>hi Dr. Nick!
Charles Green
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based Gil
Landon Martinez
Unironically this
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Thomas Rodriguez
Evan Taylor
DEAR GOD NOT AGAIN
Lucas Perry
Carter Johnson
tfw someone saved your pasta
Luis Turner
Sneeds feed and seed
Formerly Chucks
Logan Jones
Robert Hughes
Gil was my favorite character until the writers gave him a backstory episode
Sebastian Gray
Xavier Jackson
Wyatt Johnson
>feminism
Noah Bell
Gabriel Lee
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Lucas Stewart
>"You better run, egg!"
Brayden Clark
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Justin Powell
Connor Lee
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Connor Martin
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Alexander Hernandez
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Andrew Gutierrez
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Nolan King
i shot him
Gavin Nguyen
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And of course the Planet of the Apes musical.
Kevin Cooper
>We discussed this and I said no.
Jason Cook
Kino
Adrian Jenkins
Angel Russell
>"Put it in N!"
Jackson Thomas
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Eli Ross
Anthony Hall
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Sebastian Hill
bum
Liam Phillips
pure fucking kino
Brandon Brooks
How did they rig the flag to drop like that when there was nothing onboard the boat? When did a fancy nigger in a suit show up and hand him flowers out of nowhere? Is this a Halloween Episode?
Nathaniel Cox
Julian Anderson
This is bait.
The most family guy tier gag
Wyatt Martinez
>implying it isn't so great that McFarlane based an entire series on that one scene
Brayden Scott
Nolan Phillips
absolutely epic, i fucking die whenever i watch it
Jason Anderson
>I bought these shows from a homo!
Could this episode have been made today?
Jordan Butler
I had a shirt with Dr Zaius when I was growing up. Made friends whenever someone came up to me singing the song
Parker Clark
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>The B stands for bargain!
What kills me though is the way he dips his hands and drys them on the back of his coat. Very subtle.
Adam Gutierrez
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>Can I play the piano any more?
>of course you can!
>well I couldn't before!
Robert Walker
Reminder
Grayson Walker
FORGIVUNUSS PUREESUH
Asher Cox
This was incredibly insensitive to the asian community. This was not okay.
Eli Rogers
(You)
Elijah Cox
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That stamp at the end killed me.
Easton Powell
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Jace Anderson
Brayden Wood
>no one mentioned Homer's sugar monologue
>Never, Marge. Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"
David Thomas
This thread makes me want to marathon the early seasons of The Simpsons for like the tenth time.
Owen Baker
This shows that the writers are actually talented and versatile.
Camden Reyes
One count of being a bear.
And one count of being an accessory to being a bear.
Brody Brown
That clip is god tier 35% because of writers, 35% Dan Castellenata and 30% the animators.
Owen Wilson
Elijah Harris
The whole teacher's strike episode is gold, but--->
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Jayden Rivera
NEW ORLEANS
Ethan Bailey
>Sneed-Ai (Formerly Chuck-Ai)
A Chuck falls in love with a Sneed.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the man's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the male, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the bear's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the male's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FEEDS and SEEDS.
Colton Morales
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Isaiah Collins
Ryder Wilson
Stop posting that because it's already a thing.
Oliver Nelson
FINDS A SNEED
Jackson Reyes
The truth behind the joke has been revealed.
Justin Diaz
>sneedposters are newfags who don't recognize pasta
Anyone else unbelievably unsurprised?
And in the interests of keeping on topic with the thread, funniest moment in classic Simpsons: youtube.com
Jonathan Kelly
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Jaxon Wood
Aiden Powell
>70 replies
>no 'Homer builds a barbeque'
This is the funniest scene in television history.
Carson Fisher
>Why is life so hard
I think you mean "sad"
James Price
>make a whorehouse
>go bankrupt
Since when has the demand for whores ever go down?
Easton Wilson
She never cooks,she keeps a filthy house and she talks profanely.
SHE'S THE QUEEN OF THE HARPIES!
QUEEN OF THE HARPIES!
HERE'S YOUR CROWN YOUR MAJESTY!
David Gomez
HEY BART WANNA CHECK OUT MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK
Brayden Evans
Sneedposting is even worse when you realize the joke is from a season 11 episode, well after the Simpsons had lost its spark and turned into a shambling corpse.
Blake Fisher
Jeremiah Foster
If you aren't retarded, you would put Zombie simpson after season 13.
Kevin Long
Oliver Brown
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Bentley Ortiz
underrated as fuck
David Mitchell
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only good moment in the post-golden age era
Mason Barnes
UNDERRATED
Jack Evans
>Do you find something comical about my store name when I'm operating my business? Everyone needs a store name, even the country folk. This was the best name that I could copyright. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun (formerly serious)?"
I guess so.
>Wha-hey-t...would you like it if I laughed at your unintentionally risque store name? Huh? Maybe we should find out!
Aaron Taylor
Great episode.
I like the knife safety book.
Jaxson Reed
Liam Clark
Hudson Russell
Caleb Taylor
The way he was shaking at 0:33 kills me.
Jayden Garcia
they always cut the scene too short, the finale is amazing
Thomas Stewart
How do you go from classic simpsons like this to the new shit? The writers must suck. Also the dynamic angles in the shots are so great it's really depressing to know those wont exist anymore.
Jayden Powell
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one of the best cartoon flashbacks of all time
Gavin Cruz
Lionel Hutz is the GOAT character
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Brandon Myers