One of the most beloved and successful comedians working in North America

>One of the most beloved and successful comedians working in North America
>Always secured consent
>Never laid a finger on anyone
>Career instantly destroyed forever because some roasties feelings were hurt

Lol

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honestly who hasn't taken out their dick after a couple of drinks? this shit is getting stupid.

What's gonna happen to the interracial breeding grounds now

5 different women confirmed it. It's been an open secret for years now.

The dissolution of the wh*te race has been set back 100 years.

I am beyond outranged.

With no clear guidance they shall roam the countryside, until the bombs drop and they become a fallout faction

Tig probably sacrificed him which was cunty of her but she' really helping my case

Louis CK hates white people and supports white genocide, so fuck him. He honestly deserves worse.

I need this mod

I agree that nothing he did qualified as assault, nothing was illegal, but I still totally get why he's being destroyed. I just read all of the accounts given by the women, and it's clear the dude has issues. I mean he's a comedian, most of them have issues of some kind, but when it comes out that a guy is constantly masturbating or trying to masturbate in front of people, why the fuck would people just let that go? It's degenerate behavior, and people/companies clearly don't want to be associated with people who do shit like that.

So, we've got guys jerking off in the same room as women, and not even touching them, getting sued and ruining their careers.

How long before ugly men staring at women are getting sued for "stare rape"?

I hope someone accuses Stephen Colbert next

How many of these hollywood are false accusations by roasties who just want to be able to tweet #MeToo?

muh slippery slope

Honestly, I used to really love him and thought he was one of the funniest people to ever live, but then he started getting political and saying more and more sjw-type shit and I started to hate him. I'm glad this is happening. He's an arrogant retard. Fucking burn his legacy to the ground.

What's the world coming to when I can't jackoff in front of women without them opening their dumbass faces?

muh defending outrage culture

fuck off JIDF

This would make me so fucking happy

>thinking about the sins of my jacking off in class in middle school are too much to bear

All male feminists are sexual predators. They defend women so loudly so that no one can hear the abuse going on behind closed doors.

>people who disagree with me politically should have their careers destroyed

Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind.

It's been an open secret that he takes his dick out when drunk. I don't even like the guy but this is almost as bad as labeling some one a sex offender for public urination. Which actually happens in some states.

>always secured consent
You must be joking
Are you the one making all threads?

4 of the 5 women agreed to let him jerk off in front of them. One of them said no and he backed off.

woahhhhh

If Louis CK did this at the movies with a Comedian he invited there, maybe it would be defensible. But in a work environment with two women that took it as a joke, no way.

It seems pretty much confirmed all rumours in show business are true... so who else has rumours around them?

>literally only appears in random bot meme threads on Sup Forums's Sup Forums

What did he mean by this?

what about the two women that didn't give consent and laughed it off?
No consent there.
and it is not normal for a guy to take his penis out in a room with many people. There was no sexual context.

"hold her tighter she's a fighter"

Funny thing is what he did wasn't really that bad. The women literally consented and the ones that didn't Louis didn't do anything. You hate that he said "sjw" shit but outing what he did as sexual assault or rape is only gonna give feminist sjws more ammunition.

Will Smith allegedly tries to fuck young straight actors when he's bored of pussy. Several people have mentioned it but the only ones I can think of are Iggy Pop and Bert Kreischer.

Wait, weren't women everywhere supporting "free the nipple" or some shit?
What's wrong with free the dick? Do they understand how painful a boner in jeans is?

WOMEN WERE A MISTAKE

BUT HE STILL DESERVES IT FOR BEING KING KUCK

ITS A KARMA THING

>jewish father
>meaning literally anything
We all know their weak circumcised cocks can't pass on their jenes

five different women confirmed four situations, of which two involve the actual act of masturbation allegedly occurring, and only one of which involved the women being in the same room as CK at the time. So we have ONE instance of him exposing himself to somebody, with a tremendous amount of "he said, she said" to sort through in order to determine if there was any coercion or threats that occured, though most signs point to NO.

>defending the degenerate left
You don't belong here.

Bake the fucking cake already bigot.

>wanna come back to my hotel room?
>sure
>can I take penis out and masturbate in front of you

Now I know they didn't just laugh without saying anything. But they aren't sharing exactly what they said, which for all we know could have been
>haha yeahhhh surrrrreeee
(Because the only form of humor women know is sarcasm)

He starts doing it.they explicitly say he starts taking his clothes off, which takes time, especially for a fat guy like him. Which means those two women sat there without saying a word or without getting up to leave. Then They watched him jerk off. But we're gonna blame a guy who did everything in his power to make sure there was consent because of his "power" over them? Every interaction between to people involves a power gap, so that means every sexual encounter in history can be called assault

this is Kristallnacht for ugly guys. I knew a day like this would come. feminism has OFFICIALLY kicked in. the end game of feminism is for women to only fuck 8+/10 Chads--it was the point of the female vote, women getting jobs, divorce laws, and it's the reason for this too. it is a sacred mission. feminists feel like women have been enslaved by civilization/patriarchy, and they're just now rising up.

it was never about consent or anything. there are already laws on the books for rape. this is all about public shaming of average/ugly men for flying too close to the sun.

PENIS + POWER = RAPE

OKAY YOU TOXIC MALE SHITLORD?

SMASH THE PATRIARCHY

Even Amy Schumer is throwing him under the bus

I swear I read a pasta or a post on here stating Louis was next. Was it on Sup Forums?

male power is coercive. hellloooooooooooooo

>Sup Forums running to the defense of a literal nu-male soyboy when it comes to light that he’s just as pathetic as them

Loving every laugh.

Luckily he's not funny.

"I now choose to live my life as a Mexican man"

>cut all of his jokes out of my act.

Did she just admit to using other people's material?

lol I live 20 seconds from that church

Thats a fairly funny tweet desu

>was a cuck who defended MUH WOMENS RIGHTS

I kinda feel bad for him. They totally just JUSTd him

>hurrr only Chads are worthy of my respect
unironically this attitude is the most feminist thing of all.

Sadly it's not real and a man wrote it.

This.

>I'm... MEXICAN!

We'll see if it works out as well as the Spacey Manuever. I doubt it but who knows with these retards?

bro, there are a LOT of rumors in Hollywood

web.archive.org/web/20050819063131/http://www.geocities.com/mnussitch/gossip.html

*inhales*

Ah, of course.

How long until the true extent of his cuckold lifestyle comes to light?

youtu.be/uPb8YqyYijg?t=294

>people actually defending an unfunny fat cuck
these stupid cunts went into auditions with him and knowingly put up with his bullshit to get a spot on his tv show, and are only now coming out with this because everyone else is. i think this says more about the roasties than louis c cuck.

Women won't be happy till they've destroyed everything, will they?

A girl I know posted something very similar to facebook. I used to attend women's rights rallies and fundraise for women's healthcare.

Now I can't speak up for equality because this vocal fauxminist minority doesn't understand what equality means. The phrase "smash the patriarchy" makes me so fucking sad. Some of these young women genuinely want to destroy things, and they believe that violence and hatred is what gets things done. Now they have a president who was born out of their handiwork. Alienate and disregard half the country, and you're not gonna see the change you want. I'm a liberal faggot, and I'm taking a step back. Good luck America. This shit is getting out of hand

Why does he like masturbating in front of people so much though? It's such a pointless fetish.

Yeah, for real. I think the people who are comparing this to Weinstein and Spacey are fucking nuts, but if you don't think what he did was creepy or wrong in any way, go to work tomorrow and start asking women if you can jack off in front of them. Let me know how that goes for you.

>Assemblywomen (Greek: Ἐkkλησιάζουσαι Ekklesiazousai; also translated as, Congresswomen, Women in Parliament, Women in Power, and A Parliament of Women) is a comedy written by the Greek playwright Aristophanes in 391 BCE.[3] The play invents a scenario where the women of Athens assume control of the government and instate pseudo-communist reforms that ban private wealth and enforce sexual equality for the old and unattractive.

>they enforce an idea of equality by allowing every man to sleep with every woman, so long as the man first sleeps with an ugly woman before he may sleep with a beautiful one.

The prophecy is true. The ancient Greeks really did have everything thought out centuries before we were even born.

>the intensity of female agency is directly proportional to how far she is from the nearest male
absolutely encourages one to ponder

>be a raging feminist
>a woman points a finger at you and you're done
lmaooooooo

>whining about liberals and "muh degeneracy"
Nah man I think you're the one who doesnt belong here

is male feminism finished?

I never liked him.

You're in feet and Mommy country faggot, not to mention all the tranny lovers. Who gives a shit.

>CK was ever tolerable
same cucks who like gervais think this

I like them both user :3

Either write 'roastie feelings' or "rosties' feelings", but don't leave out apostrophes, please.

>the autism is strong with this one

Louis Cuck the disgusting fuck. We can't let this continue to happen. All white men should be presumed to have a sexual harassment charge until proven otherwise.

I'm noticing a trend where the majority of these stories involve the women sitting there and watching him jerk off after he asks them politely and then they just leave afterward. There's not a single story where he forced them to stay, and one of them was just him asking a woman and her saying no. And that was the end of it. All this shows is that Louis has an odd fetish. None of it should be too damaging in a reasonable world.

nytimes.com/2017/11/09/arts/television/louis-ck-sexual-misconduct.html

couldn't happen to a better pos desu

Holy shit this fucking guy

Im not shitposting or trying to be contrarian, but for some people that actually works. I used to sleep around a lot, especially with co-workers, and it got to the point where I was confident enough to just go up and ask if people wanted to hook up or be friends with benefits. Only difference is I'm not a fat ugly guy, so Louis CK didn't have the same luck.

Only once in my life have I seen someone freak out at the mere mention of sex, and she was a 200 pound pixie cut hipster glasses purple haired stereotype of a girl. But every other woman I've ever encountered has handled the topic of sex with maturity and grace because that's what adults do. Who are these people who are so uncomfortable with sex and treat it like some forbidden taboo topic?

I used to think slippery slope was a dumb fundamentalist fallacy but it's obviously not.

I'm noticing a trend where all these celebrity scandals come out just before something newsworthy in Washington happens

weird isn't it

Yes, they are being held to their own standards at last

*lives, ideally "ended" being part of that destruction

they just jerk off because they know that trying to initiate penetration would be met with rejection. it's the closest thing to something sexual they could do. that or they may also have ED and are trying to get hard in the first place.

Really enjoying the Louis CK defense force tonight. I don't really think what he did was rape or something and most of the allegations I've seen have been called sexual misconduct which I would agree with. I mean what he did was definitely not normal, pretty weird, and very creepy.

I almost think he would have fared better if he just premiered the movie and did his Colbert show appearance and denied everything. The way he's acting now makes me suspect there is more to these stories.

are there actually any rumors about dan or it is just a meme because

1) he's a creepy dude in charge of kids shows which is automatic red flag to the normie mind
2) holy shit all the fucking feet in his shows there's no way that's a coincidence

1) is bullshit, but 2) really does make ya think. what information is the basis of any "rumors" though?

5/10

Louis C.K. wouldn't be able to get it hard to commit a rape successfully even if he took viagra.

that's because the women don't want to admit that they actually fucked to get dat sweet career cronyism and have no proof of an actual rape, so they just leave the penetration out of the story altogether

>nothing he did qualified as assault

Are you sure about that?

well if thats what you like
my fav stand ups were dane cook comedy central presents, dave chapelle for what it's worth
youtube.com/watch?v=c-M2IfkOGL8
yes i am probably retarded

>Red headed Mexicans
>White

>In criminal and civil law, assault is an attempt to initiate harmful or offensive contact with a person, or a threat to do so

Holy shit she said something funny?

>She was in her early 20s and went along with his request [to watch him masturbate], but later questioned his behavior.

Hell there was even one who consented, but played the victim later. You don't get to claim to be a victim when you agree to watching a guy jerk off. Nothing was done to you.

Fucking roasties RRREEEEE

I've never seen anything outside of Sup Forums and I did do a little bit of digging after seeing the meme so much. Doesn't mean there isn't something but if there is it hasn't been brought to public attention.

Funny thing about all this Louis CK stuff is that there were several articles about it before today, some even from years ago. It's weird to me that this is the one that did him in. It's a fucking feeding frenzy right now and everyone is throwing chum in the water.

Huh. Not doubting you, but I just don't see that ever working at my job even if I wanted to. But I'm a chunky fuck, so who knows.

I do think you could make the case for the one lady who's show he produced you could make the argument that he being in a higher work position over her made it inappropriate. I'm not one of those crazies who would think to call it "rape", but I do think it'd be wrong if say your boss asked you to beat it in front of them in the workplace.