So Louis CK, Charlie Sheen, and Mariah Carey have been accused of sexual assault and yet this man, Dan Schneider...

So Louis CK, Charlie Sheen, and Mariah Carey have been accused of sexual assault and yet this man, Dan Schneider, remains under the radar. What is his secret?

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Why won't Miranda come forward?

the underage girls consented

That still doesn't make it legal.

What is this guy's problem?

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Tell that to Sean Hannity.

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He actually doesn't have sex with them, he implants an incendiary device to the brain stem of the girls he hires that he can detonate at any time. He doesn't need to fuck them. He probably can't get it up. But they live and die by the Hand of Dan.

anyone has that spooky video where that girl from the icarly show is obviously having some kind of breakdown

nevermind, I found it
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Do they have a no sandals rule so he doesn't lose control or anything?

>She's resisting!
>She's resisting!
>Don't resist!

wow

>Mariah Carey
what

His secret is dindu nuffin

>DON'T RESIST

He's too powerful. You'll stop making threads about him if you know what's good for you user

dan the man sucks toes on sight, not a risk worth taking while on set

all his victims climaxed multiple times and fell deeply in love with him

>Louis CK
Keeps making shit people don't want to see, aka "losing money for investors"
>Charlie Sheen
Tanks #1 sitcom in the country, names the Jew Chaim "Chuck Lorre" Levine.
>Mariah Carey
Gets old and uncontrollable.
It's money. Dan's sitcoms make millions in ad revenue, even reruns.

she's making fun of Amanda Bynes

Dan strikes me as a guy who for whatever reason feels like he missed out on his junior high/high school days and is trying to vicariously live it out through his shows

The fact that he's been balls deep inside prime s1 Ariana Grande just amazes me, I can't imagine what was going through her head while she was being crushed with his obese body

Probably handfuls of barbiturates

>oh my god he promised me a spin off if I take it up the butt

I mean it's gotta be only a matter of time.... r-right?

He's the last line of defense against the predators. Protect Dan now

He seems the most prime target. How has he not been caught yet?