Does Sup Forums like Harry Potter?

Does Sup Forums like Harry Potter?

ye

DULLEST

It's fine. It's like a lot of anime in that the main characters suck balls but the side characters are really cool.

Why did a harry potter star resort to getting Harvested?

>no black Hermione
also inb4 dullest pasta

"No!"

>tfw no hufflepuff gf
i just want to be comfy bros

only the various "parodies" out there. Oh, and witch trainer, of course.

>original is the worst

>wanting a roastie who group masturbates
Ravenclaw is clearly the best worst Emma

Witch Trainer was such wasted potential, especially compared to its predecessor.

I am 37 years old and I have read every Harry Potter book but I have never watched a single Harry Potter movie because I just don’t feel like I need to.
Am I missing out on anything? Is there any reason I should watch the movies when I already know the story?

true, true, but what did you expect from a russian?

dullest franchise

ye, it had a clear lack of sexual conflict

Hoe could anyone like one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Sup Forums are a bunch of contrarian faggots that don't like anything that is popular. However, I have to admit they are correct in their dislike for one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

They're fun flicks? It's the same logic for any other book or comic book adaptation desu. The first two movies are the best tho. And if you have kids they'll like them

who Slytherin here

No but I like the games

Christ she got dogged so hard in that game

really digging Slytherin bitch.

Slytherin looks like she'd be in femdom

Are you like, 24/7 surveillance on just specific threads so when they come up you just post this rage paragraph that majority will skip over anyway?

Hufflepuff should be fatter

I just did a sorting hat quiz and I am 0.1% more Ravenclaw than Hufflepuff

How awesome am i

>Hoe could anyone like one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises?
Weak.

There's a sexual version of this, with one of the girls gagged and others drooling like they had been mouth fucked. Can't find it though, I think it's in my old laptop

Hufflepuff girls are the biggest sluts at Hogwarts mate. Their soft, full lips and dexterous tongues are as good at wrapping themselves around complicated spell incantations as they are your cock. They drink semen like they do butterbeer, and they have been known to cast a cheeky Petrificus Totalus on just your dick when they want to ride you for hours on end. They also love to cuddle.

They also love it when Gryffindors or Slytherins run trains on their tight little pussies and asses, and will drink enervating potions to stay awake and energetic for hours on end. They love the feeling of cum leaking out of their holes after a day long session, and will often put their robes back on and go to class without cleaning up anything except their faces, just to feel the warm sensation of it leaking out during classes.

Mmh...I remember an higher res for this shop...

GERTY 2!! FUCKING WHEN!!! REEEEEEEEEE

Who are into femdom? Slytherins? Ravenclaws??

This

user...Spacey w-was SOCIALJUSTICED so...
n-never.

There was not one but two gangrapes in the series. How much sexual conflict do you want?

>so...
>n-never.
NOOOOOOOOOOO
DELET

desu hufflepuff hermione should be a musli or something

>gangrapes
>implying everyone involved didn't actually like it
I SAID CONFLICT!! DRAMA!

link

and look for the trainer bread.

I always thought it was kiddie shit compared to LOTR which came out the same year.

>They also love to cuddle.
Wew lad

>implying LOTR isn't explicit kiddy shit
You hobbit or what? But yes, ultimately huffelpuffel is way more gay than lotr, and the hobbit, even. And that says something, given the hobbits are basically a gay mob of rudelbums. In all those movies/books.

Better version

Sam, it's been several hours since your last meal...
Can I prepare you something?

>Like we're not faggots enough without makeup: the pic

Impressive.

Like? I couldn't say, but its no surprise Sup Forums discusses it constantly considering its one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises.

Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

I'm not a fucking soyboy so no, tumblr, I don't

I actually spent an hour today watching random Harry Potter clips on Youtube tonight.

It's cheesy but fun

y...yes, please?

>It's cheesy but fun
No, it's not.

>"No!"
always gets me

"No!"

Hope you will enjoy the today menu, Sam.

thanks gertl, you're the best robopal. Ever!!!

terrible

I miss simple cute threads like this one.
Just Gerty, some DULLposting, a bit of cartoon porn, all in measured quantities.

I'm 37 so I was never the target audience of Harry Fagotter...I've watched the movies (too busy to read the books honestly) I've to admit there are some interesting character like pic related...but the whole work/story/characters if compared to an average tournament-adventure of D&D in the mid of the ninety...seriously is embarassing. To think the old (Rowlings) vagina turned billionaire over her average "adventure"...I'm baffled.

Do I like the franchise that has a main protagonist as a fucking cuck?

Nah.

>Gorilla nostrils
>Droopy dog face
No thanks

Is this really attractive to you? If yes you might have serious problems

tell me about fanfiction, what are the best ones?

Remember when Defence Against Dark Arts Professor Weinstein used a cloning potion to create 3 more Hermione's, each in a different house, and cast a sex slave spell on Hermione and all her clones?

...

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Thank you based user

>atlas shrugged
>not sub-shit-tier
back to Sup Forums you semi-literate neckbeard

The kino fetish

>Atlas shrugged is in that pic for years
>"Yeah, it's a good book."
>Sup Forums discovers the book and praises it
>"Shit book, go back to Sup Forums you neckbeard virgin losers REEEE"

Gotta love the way people's thinking shifts.

Ravenclaw is the perfect bottom for Slytherin.

Ravenclaw would be into much kinkier shit, and she would have a dominating personality that those kinks would play into.

She buys a hamster cage and shows it to you with glee, you ask where the hamster is and she turns you into one and keeps you locked up in the little cage for a week. She slips polyjuice potion into your late night drink and turns you into herself, at the same time she turns herself into you so she can fuck you silly all night long. Then, because she hasn't had enough fun, she uses spells to restrain you and keeps forcing you to drink the polyjuice so you have to attend school as her while she takes your place. Some nights she feels like making it a challenge but also doesn't feel like doing much, so she shrinks you and sets you down on the floor while she lays in bed expecting you to climb up the giant bedding and satisfy her gargantuan body.

Are the girls in OP pic actual characters of the franchise?

I was getting extremely uncomfortable the further I got into the thread without seeing this.

gurl source?

post the bukkake edit

harry potter but you only put hermoine you tarnation!

>Sup Forums discovers the book and praises it
wait what? in the first place how did Sup Forums discover it? did they discover other "rare" books to, like lets say Crime and Punishment or maybe even Bible?